/nfl/ general - OH NO ROMO edition

FA: Peterson: 'I'm in no rush' to find a new team
DAL: Tony Romo's 2017 plans: Texans or retirement
NYJ: Jets GM won't commit to McCown as starter
FA: Adrian Peterson looking for $8 million on next contract
CAR: Panthers exercising Kelvin Benjamin's option
FA: Report: Packers mulled Adrian Peterson visit
FA: Colts release massive FA flop DT Arthur Jones
WAS: Skins take flier on former 2nd-round WR Quick
CAR: Panthers extend Jonathan Stewart through 2018
GB: Packers give Jean-Francois one-year, $3M deal
NYJ: Jets add Quinton Patton to receiver corps
ATL: Julio expected to be 'full strength' for camp
JAX: Sources: NFLPA to see if Jaguars violated CBA
NFL: Oakland submits revised plan to keep Raiders

Carson Wentz will throw for 35 touchdowns!

it's cute watching you igglets delude yourselves year after year

keep reaching for those stars kid lol

Eagles will be the 5 seed!

>pedo eagles hater

*yawn*

gosh you're just adorable

i just wanna take you home in a shoebox box and show you to my gf

tell me more things the eagles are gonna do in 2017

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By my calculations, the following will happen

>Cornerbacks will continue to enjoy the spoils of growing pains
>Beau Allen will be a noticeable downgrade from Bennie Logan
>Corey Davis will not get a lot of playing time due to depth
>Will beat Dallas twice
>Alshon and Ertz will put up career numbers
>Nelson Agholor will see the field for 10 snaps

is that greasy Italian manlet supposed to look like Rodgers?

you don't expect the eagles to take a cb in the first now that they've signed alshon? i always assumed that was their intent

>will beat dallas twice
would be fun to watch desu

best of luck in that endeavor

BPA all day. If Marshon is at a spot they'll trade up for sure, but I don't see them taking a CB at 14.

>Adrian Peterson looking for $8 million on next contract
Who the fuck is going to pay a 32 year old coming off a season he almost entirely spent injured EIGHT MILLION?

>all the talk about how Jerry will handle Romo respectfully
>turns out he's gonna be a giant jew

whats worse is that the 37 attempts he did have went for under 2 yards a carry

>Jerruh gonna do right by Tony and release him to give him a shot to catch on somewhere
>ends up holding onto Romo so he retires to save money
CLASSY

I'm no fan of older RB, but his line was a complete dumpster fire. I wouldn't pay him that but there's probably something left in the tank

Yep. And Romo will end up thanking Jerry for not letting him play

you don't get to be where Jerry is without playing the game.

Did anyone think Jerruh would do anything different?

Yeah he's got a bunch of young players who are gonna go chase money like demarco

Cowgoy fans

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they already have a better running back

G-go puckers...

I hope the packers win an owl so you can just fucking kill yourself already

Na he's comin on the hometown disocunt

why u even want him

I don't, he wants houston.

Fuck he already lives there, it will basically be retirement but maybe there will be Romo and they can contend.

jamaal charles > AD

I honestly thought he was going to threat Romo better for what he did for that team. Give him a chance at least. All the Networks and analysts were saying they gad a "gentlemen" agreement. But he is basically flushing Romo like a turd out of the NFL and his career. Just to save some cap shekels. I lost sime respect for the cowboys and Jones. I hope they become a curse team now.

>mfw Johny Manziel gets picked up by an NFL team as a QB again(my nigga)
>mfw the Bears actually picked up Sanchez and might help apprentice a 1st round QB pick
>mfw Affro X Kaepernick winds up in the CFL standing up for the Canadian National Anthem.
>mfw Spike Lee is a dumb cunt who is race baiting the NFL on Kaepernick , while he is a sports hypocrite when his NY NBA team has shit players and is doing shit, and who sucks balls too professionally like Kaepernick and only skates by on making 1 good movie 30 years ago. But who is shit average just like Swag Kaepernick

Jerry is a businessman. If he gave away Romo for nothing he'd look like an idiot

1. Myles Garrett, DE, Browns
2. Solomon Thomas, DE, 49ers
3. Deshaun Watson, QB, Bears
4. Jamal Adams, S, Jaguars
5. Malik Hooker, S, Titans
6. Marshon Lattimore, CB, Jets
7. Leonard Fournette, RB, Eagles (trade with Chargers)
8. Jonathan Allen, DT, Panthers
9. Reuben Foster, LB, Bengals
10. OJ Howard, TE, Bills
11. Derek Barnett, DE, Saints
12. Mitchell Trubisky, QB, Browns
13. Corey Davis, WR, Cardinals
14. Mike Williams, WR, Chargers
15. Ryan Ramczyk, OT, Colts
16. Dalvin Cook, RB, Ravens
17. Malik McDowell, DT, Redskins
18. John Ross, WR, Titans
19. Quincy Wilson, CB, Buccaneers
20. Forrest Lamp, OG, Broncos
21. Haason Reddick, LB, Lions
22. Gareon Conley, CB, Dolphins
23. David Njoku, TE, Giants
24. Zach Cunningham, ILB, Raiders
25. Garrett Bolles, OT, Texans
26. Jabrill Peppers, DB/LB, Seahawks
27. Christian McCaffrey, RB, Chiefs
28. Marlon Humphrey, CB, Cowboys
29. Tre'Davious White, CB, Packers
30. Taco Charlton, DE, Steelers
31. Patrick Mahomes, QB, Cardinals (trade with Falcons)
32. Teez Tabor, CB, Saints

>Watson the first QB off the board

Watson is Doug Flutie 2.0. Everyone is falling for the Trubisky meme.

>7. Leonard Fournette, RB, Eagles (trade with Chargers)

Not happening. Telesco has NEVER traded back -- let alone in the 1st.

>Packers mulled Adrian Peterson visit

Lol no
Unless the child wrangler comes for vet minimum, there is no way GB will even think of doing a deal

>tfw 31 pick Mahomes winds up a better NFL QB than Watson who all media thinks is the next anointed Cam Newton or Wilson. Mahomes looks better long term prospect to me. Not just a college flash.

>tfw Trubisky ends up as best future QB in this class.

Forrest Lamp, Christian McCaffrey my niggas!

Child wrangler??

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Oh, he is the one that send his kid to the hospital with beating marks, and some other bad personal character shit I think

The media is all up on Kizer and Trubisky's shit though.

Mahomes is shit as well tbf.

Waston will be below Smeth level

what are your predictions on the '17 colts season?

imo Ballard is making all the right moves to make the colts an afc powerhouse again, he just needs to get Luck a good o line

hes not going to turn a shit roster into gold in one offseason

Wildcard at best

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Not a trash team, but that defense might be.

one dimensional on offense and luck's body has taken way too much abuse.

Luck will be fine this year imo. The defense may be salvageable, but I can agree with them beong wildcard. Titans just may be taking that division.

Luck is going down the big ben route. Taking way too many big hits to prove how tough he is and then wonder why he misses games every season.

All the Colts do well is throw the ball, and even then Luck throws too many interceptions for it to be a consistent way of winning. I don't know why they get hyped up every season.

Is there a fan base that has more consistent offseason delusion than the eagles?
like literally every year y'all think your team is going to be better but it NEVER does

>Eagles trading up
>For Fournette
Not happening. Marshon maybe, but not anywhere above 9

it's a shame really... if the Colts can get a decent coach and have their owner fuck off they could contend for a bowl.

I guarantee you the Eagles will improve this year, and you'll feel like a big dummy when it happens

bet you said that last year
and the year before that
and the year before that
enjoy the delusion kiddo

>Last year
I predicted 4 wins
>2015
Predicted 9 wins
>2014
Yes I assumed we would improve.

>kiddo
homosexual detected

maybe one day you'll know how great it feels to watch your favorite team win the biggest game of them all
but probably not because you're an eagles fan

I believe in you Awoo. And I think Wentz has potential. He played great with confidence for fist 4games. He just lost it. But he was in the magic zone for a bit.

Your owner is a faggot though.

He got his Mojo back towards the end. For a while there his offensive line was obnoxiously unstable. With a plethora of weapons and hopefully line stability The team should be in grasp of a wildcard slot.

How many sacks will he get in his rookie year?

>become

Team has gone nowhere for 20 years, no reason to think that will change any time soon.
They're delusional if they think Dak is going to lead them anywhere.

>giggles fans think their GM is magically going to get better at drafting wideouts and corners

3.5

I mean cubs just ended the billy goat curse

every drought ends eventually

>27. Christian McCaffrey
no way he'll drop back that far

20 years is not a drought.

Also, the Cubs brought in a brilliant head coach and got a general manager who had built already built a joke franchise into a powerhouse.

The Cowboys have a coach who has never achieved anything and a senile old man at the helm.

every coach never achieves anything until they achieve something

>Corey Davis
'No'
The eagles are literally drafting 3 CBS with their first 3 picks and then getting James Conner or/ samaje perine in the 4th
We 2002 draft again
Beau Allen is a huge downgrade on Bennie logan, but Logan has spent so much dam time injured it doesn't make too much of a difference
I see us drafting a dlinemen at some point like on of our 2 4th picks or 5th
Our corners are still not gonna be good tho
We will still split Dallas
Ertx looking prime to breakout means he will get injured and be average with flashes confirmed

Kevin king 2nd Sidney Jones 3rd tbhtbh

Are we about to see the 2011 Draft 2.0 considering how deep the talent is in this one?

Which draft will be better?

>Sidney Jones 3rd
not w/ that injury

Worth it to secure a guy who can cover and start a year or 2 down the road imo
With all the retarded amounts of compensation picks this year I think he's taken before the fourth

eagles have one nfl quality starting corner on the team right now

we can't afford to spend 3rd round picks on a guy who suffered that severe of an injury. some other team who has the depth to draft a guy and wait on him might take him that early, and that's fine, but we won't spend a 3rd if that's the price.

FA: Peterson: 'I'm in no rush' to find a new team
>practically @'d every NFL team on Twitter / subtweeted them
What did he mean by this
Some years ago if I told you that Peterson would be out of a job and no one wants his bum ass you would think I'm insane
Same could be said for Trump being president
I would be ok with giving him minimum wage on the eagles and cutting Ryan Mathews
Same player but saves money
I could see it happening if we get cucked out of rbs that Howie likes in the draft

>I would be ok with giving him minimum wage on the eagles
why are you all such casuals? he won't take minimum wage to come to the eagles, and even if he did i don't fucking want him. he can't pass block, he needs like 20 carries a game to be successful when we have sproles and smallwood, he's not a great receiver and wentz dumps off to his backs a lot, and he's a shitty human being.

Sorry for bothering you
I'll kms now

do you think he will give in at some point and take minimum somewhere or will he take hold onto his pride and retire without an offer near what he wants?

i don't mean it in a mean way man. it's just not something the eagles should even consider doing. this upcoming draft has so many good RBs and we have like 8 picks. no reason we should have to pay AP's bum ass.

although if we go into the upcoming season with only sproles and smallwood, i'll be pretty pissed. i haven't seen much from smallwood and sproles will be retiring soon.
it would have to be on a contending team like the pats or raiders, or with a texas team imo.

only correct mock draft of the offseason right here

>Adoree Jackson

Nope.

>21. DET - RB Myles Garrett
you ok?

4.5

No way Assange makes it past Houston

Assange is a one trick. and that rape in Sweden is a big red flag

>NO is tourist attraction for it's food
>Draft Ramsay


...Might be crazy enough to work.

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>implying that rape in Sweden isn't just a conspiracy thrown into the media by Belichick so that he falls in the draft to New England

>Joshua Dobbs

Based list kid you should be a GM literally drafting aliens

>Belichick
>Understanding of chess in the 4th dimension
It's more likely to just be a jewish prank than that

Ah Woo Hoo

my best one yet

best example of a terrible mock draft thank you

If the 49ers draft another defensive player in gonna shoot myself famalam

What number is he going to wear in the pros? College numbering is stupid as fuck.

How many jerseys do you own from your favorite team?

no Qb's worth a 2nd overall and that's what they need most, plan on it
plus >we did draft an OL in the first last year

4: Patriots:

2 Bradys ( 1 to be soon framed, the other to wear)
1 Edelman(Nobleman) to wear when I Deus Vult
1 Gronk , to wear when I make the fuck with bitches and MILFs

By law I feel like every Patriots fan should own at least one jersey that isn't from the Brady/Belichick-era.

I saw a nice looking Irving Fryar jersey on eBay recently.

Your picture shall make a fine edition to my collection of lewd gronks

3
Rodgers
Nelson
Driver

I only buy jerseys of players who I know are going to make a difference/have made a difference in the franchise

>TB - OT JOHN ROSS
AHAHAHAHA

>when someone says the Seahawks aren't winning Super Bowl LII.