Bulgaria vs Netherlands game thread 2

2-0

JUST

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1st for bulgaria rules

>mfw we win 2-3 and Sup Forums is BTFO

>Blind

>netherlands lose to us


Lmao do you know how shit you are netherlands?
We hadnt had played in something big since euro 2004
Laughing right now.

we'll lose 3-1

won't qualify to 2018

>tfw going to Russia

Please no I can't handle another 4-3

Who /lifelongbulgaria/ since today lads?

will be a repeat of 1709

We've never won to you away. Then again we've been absolutely shit the past couple years.

Thanks Blind.

>mfw comfy as fuck

Its just a shit team losing to another shit team, nothing special

>0 (ZERO) SHOTS ON TARGET

literally neverlands

И квo гo нacпaми и в тoя тpeд пy дeeбa пий eднa paкия ce ycпoкoи бe мoмчe

Not gonna happen, don't worry.

Winning is haram it seems

>possession: 28% vs 72%

>2-1
>rekt

lel. you got the second goal only because skrtel turned apeshit as usual

nevermind your national team is shit, and it will be shit. We literally BTFO you in the u21 euro qualification

Are those the semechki?

>sneijder still playing
>robben still our best player

10 years of stagnation lmao

Is Bulgaria a real country

I fucked a Bulgarian Hooker once, does that count?

>sneijder

Reminder that Netherlands came in 3rd at the last World Cup LESS than 3 years ago

What the fuck happened in those bit more than 2 years?
What went so horribly, horribly wrong?

not only that they'll actually be around in 50 years (unlike you)

Blind happened

Wtf sneijder
Also, >LCIM starting to cut inside

The beast is finally awake

van Gaal resigned

also the talent pool got drastically worse

semki aka slanchogled aka football fans best friend

JUST BLIND MY SHIT UP SENPAI

...

Why are dutch men bald and old manlets that hate own country and culture?

A lot went wrong but the 3rd place was a fluke

sure bud

we had a lucky fucking bracket

we faced costa rica and mexico in the knockouts, both of which we BARELY beat, then we faced our first semi-decent team (argentina) and did nothing for 120 minutes

Germany would have beaten us 5-0

We don't deserve LCIM.

>Dutch
>manlets
rest is correct

>tfw I will never rape her in an SS uniform

>manlets
?

You're right on all other points but we're unironically the tallest people of the world

Bulgarian counter attack

>blind

Van Gaal overpreformed

Its about the same apart from RVP

#
20 something goals, only 2 are penalties. He's not even his team's penalty taker
>hurr durr le penaldo meme

Reporting live, Niki best goalkeeper

KANKER KANKER KANKER

>Its about the same apart from RVP
needs more Dirk Kuyt

Aз

Don't worry their future is bright

What happened Netherlands? You were the other little country that could.

how have you not fucking scored yet holy shit

describe the netherlands in ein wort

He's literally worse than Bozhinov.

we have to go second balkan war on their asses

>Janssen
are you sure?

I'm unclear as to who would be wearing the SS uniform

Kuyt isnt even good enough for Feyenoord

Damn, Bulgarian defenders are really spaghetti

>MUH POSSESION

damn I am jelly as fuck now

I remember how great was to see the game live when we rekt spain

have a great time bulgariabro

JUST

is this the shittiest national stadium in europe these days?

how the kanker plays this strootman still in the netherlands eleven tall?

Lebensraum

I can be wrong but manlet is dwarf that want be tall. Dutch people want be tall in people's minds at least.
Sneijder once said me he always
>tfw you are manlet

JUSTK

Just hire van gaal again, I miss him

Were actually losing against manolev

TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>(((claimed)))

nice try

2-1

Why is the stadium so damn empty even when their NT is playing against a big team? Do bulgarians not care about football anymore?

Me

Why arent the halfbreeds of the netherlands performing?

Hoedt is actually playing well.

This makes me even more fucking mad against Blind.

youtu.be/2zkSU9AN1M8

>yfw Bling will never go for it
>yfw Netherlands will be the next Hungary

>Netherlands
>Big team

Two sectors are closed

>barely win against Mexico and Costa Rica
>manage to squeeze out penalties against argentina and a third place
3 years later:
>barely win against Sweden
>manage to squeeze out every last hope and joy of every dutchman

that's still an abrupt change

Memphis when?

damnit, wrong thread

well, ronaldo just scored a free kick goal if anyone wants to know

two nice goals

>big team

Well, in theory.

Yeah, but even the central sectors have a lot of empty seats.

Average height here is 1.82m, user. And that even includes manlet foreigners.

Our women average height is probably even higher than that of Russian men.

>shots off target

is there really a need for this stat? shots on target tells us everything already

wtf? nobody cares about that

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>russia
>1.75

wow

>based LVG

>be netherlands
>live below sea level
>highest point in your country is the sand castle your niece made in the backyard
>rush hour traffic is 10 million people trying to get around Amsterdam
>brown island dutch taking all the women
>bunch of russians and slavs smoking weed taking over the clubs
>your bike stolen twice a year
>women are becoming taller than the men for some reason
>national team cant even qualify for a tournament anymore

More like the nevereverlands lmao

It's one of the worst, especially for away fans

>Luuk de fucking Jong
HAHAHAHA

I see Blind succesfully managed to get the Ajax mentality into our NT

Nederlands is so shit xD.

Also LOL at OP spelling "NETHERlands"

Nope, its measured now.
Nice try :^)

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JUST

EL JUSTO

>182

self reported so into the trash it goes
even Serbians are taller than you

Ignore him, he's probably a mad Chink-Russian from the Mongolian border.

Hoofball with Dost and De Jong

Don't be envious, you are still wider than we are