Hamez

>Hamez

Dirk Cowt

>Dele Alley

Du Braineh

I believe it is pronounced DORK KHOUT

Swoin st oi gur

habriel hay-zeus

>Tomas Mooler

"Boss winger"

>N'Golo Conte
>Antonio Kante

>Toni Cross

>Delhi Alley

>Azzar

>Santi Carzola

still better than Toney Cruise

>Drinkwater

>On-ton-ee Mar-sea-al

>Wine-Yald-Yum

>Granit Jha-ka

>yohan kebab

>wah-heen row-nay

>Messit Ohzil

>Lester City
> darby

absolute yank

>Drog-bar

>de gay

>Dem-bay-lay

Genie Why-Nal-Dumb

my trigger

>Man-eh

>Cathorla

>Firminho

>rocko

>mash her ano

>Saan A

>when an ex-player pundit goes on about a current player's actions and how it wouldn't have been tolerated back in his day

>diego starbucks

>Chabi Alonso

>Seh-cho Ag-weroh

>T Erry On ree

>To be Alder-I give up

kek

smash-her-anus?

try pronouncing schürrle la

Schürrle lah

Shoe lay

>Chesney

I remember when he played at porto everyone just said James and once he moved they started calling him HAMEZ and i had no fucking idea it was the same guy for about a year

>Min-yo-leh

shirley

Oh wow germany actually understood a joke for once. I feel like we should celebrate somehow or something.

>le-WAN-DAW-ski