>In philosophy
>Professor asks me about the concept of evil
>Put on the spot, start panicking but remember a certain quote from Witcher 3
>"Evil is Evil. Lesser, greater, middling… Makes no difference. The degreee is arbitary. The definition’s blurred. If I’m to choose between one evil and another… I’d rather not choose at all"
>Professor looks stunned, class gives me a round of applause
Anyone else had video games help them in real life?
>cues the Civilization fags talking about world history class
Thats so autistic and a bad answer as well
Yeah lots of MGS2 quotes helped me get through life.
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Rick’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep aboutLIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty trulyAREidiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick’s existential catchphrase “Wubba Lubba Dub Dub,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon’s genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.
And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid
kek
Passed a grade 8 english assignment with a poem from Fable.
>AND THEN EVERYONE STARTED CLAPPING
Eh
Yeah I've had that. I remember when me and my gf were driving to the airport late for a holiday and she complained about being freezing but ended up napping in the car, started shivering a bit so I put a throw on her. We finally got to the airport and I said "Wake up, we're here. Why are you shaking? Are you ok? Wake up" and she woke up
> Zeus & Poseidon
Basically my greek mythology education.
>in philosophy
>think I'll give the fat neckbear one last chance before I fuck his participation grade
>I'll give him an easy one
>ask him about the concept of evil
>he starts sweating, his eyes jerk wildly all over the room searching for help
>he blubbers some nonsense he probably heard in one of those retarded world of warcrafts
>I stare at him in disgust
>the room remains silent except for a few snickers in the back
>I bet he doesn't have any friends
Yeah, we need a real high IQ to laugh at fart jokes and watch alien gore.
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ugh kys
Richard and Mortimer*
:)
I don't know what's more cringy, the fact that you said it or the fact that you can quote it. In any case you're a major faggot and you should drop dead.
Such deep, very philosophically, wow.
total nonsense
In 1996 I wrote an entire chapter about Descent tunnels in my Master degree thesis.
Epic times.
That last bit about the IQ isn't really a part of the pasta, is it?
I remember a presentation I had to give, debating whether or not video games affect people’s behaviours...
I closed my argument by saying that “if they indeed did affect people’s behaviours, there’d be a hell of a lot more people in my parents generation sitting around in dark rooms, listening to repetitive music, and munching down pills, while fearing ghosts. Thank you Pac-Man.”
>Mr. Poopy Butthole