You have 10 SECONDS to name something better than a proper English Breakfast

You have 10 SECONDS to name something better than a proper English Breakfast.

Khorovats

Immortality

What kind of sausage do you guys use?

Always looked tempting apart from the beans, never been a fan of pre-flavored legumes.

Everything BUT english breakfast
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congrats on ingesting over half your recommended daily intake of calories for just breakfast.
fat fuck

2 proper English Breakfasts?

Done
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An american breakfast.

Mexican food

>toast that isnt toasted
>disgusting fake sausage
>half a cherry tomato
>hash browns that were def frozen

Miso ramen.

Wrong, user. The right answer is 3 English Breakfasts.

just get rid of that icky tomato

even though you are a total fucking weeb, guaranteed

i agree

Ulster fry. Like an English breakfast but not shit.

Having sex with a 12 year old girl.

Looks like someone took a shit on your plate

Instant answer :Fresh Clean Pussy..

Hahahahahaha you literally just took the full English and added a couple of bits of shitty potato nigger bread. Nice try paddy.

cake and cookies.

Pizza

Where the fuck is the black pudding, and brown sauce? Faggot!

Sunday Roast

An English Breakfast that isn't from Wetherspoons

steak, rare, with eggs over easy a tad of salt and pepper.

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>lack of green veggies or fruit
That tomato is just for show
Op: died at 45

I'm not into Middle Eastern food.

>fruit
>healthy

Fruit is just sugar retard.

Even cat turds are more flavorful than bangers

>counting calories instead of paying attention to GI

LOL, now thats funny.

Literally anything else.

>sex
>masterbation (ironically what this thread is)
>steak
>mass production
>cars
>evolution
>the internet
Just about everything really, including the tools used to make an English breakfast such as stoves

SAN DIEGO BREAKFAST BURRITO

FULL English Breakfast. Where's the black pudding faggot?

Despair

Cat puke and biscuits?

Fuck off walking carpet

deez nutz you cum-slurping faggot

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French one.

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Just a big ass fucking steak, that's what

The 1985 Toyota Celica Supra GA60.

This.

...

Are you fucking retarded?

Breakfast burritos are okay

they usually make my stomach hurt after eating them especially if they have meat like chorizo in them and thick chunks of potatoes don't really make them that great.

honestly any breakfast sandwich is better.

Your dad looks pretty hot, can i rape and murder him?

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick and Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existencial catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a Rick and Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

aussie breakfast cunt: 1g mix, 20 pack of jps blue, 8 weatbix. do it everyday healthy as a fukn horse

hash browns are the best

I thought aussies just eat kangaroo steaks, cocaine and beer.

A beer or Irish coffee

everclear with a side of shatter

>only 8
Brett Lee would be fucking ashamed.

Apfelstrudel

Not getting diabetes?

i second this

Cancer

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Poutine

Happiness