Here's a challenge anons: You're in a grocery store, and you need to buy 3 things that will confuse/scare the cashier. What do?
I'd buy donuts, donut holes, and superglue
Here's a challenge anons: You're in a grocery store, and you need to buy 3 things that will confuse/scare the cashier. What do?
I'd buy donuts, donut holes, and superglue
condoms, candy and chloroform
lube condoms and a children's book
A cucumber and vaseline
that's 2 things... get a pack of gum or something.
Lotion, Kleenex, and the first season of ICarly.
You can't by condoms and chloroform in a grocery store you dip
stump remover, high concentration ammonia, and corn starch
though to be fair, i would be arrested
I only need one
Walmart
>Lubriderm
>Hotsauce
> The Boss Baby on Blu-ray
Pokemon cards, condoms, vibrating children's toy of some sort
And then
Tfw the cashier winks at you and says "gardevoir is my favorite"
>first season of ICarly
This guy knows what's up
You can buy condoms in a grocery store
You can get chloroform like substances at Wal-Mart.
Baby lotion, a box of Kleenex, and a Hannah Montana DVD.
duct tape
sleeping pills
lighter fluid
Had this happen once when i was a cashier.
>Older guy comes thru line
>Buying vodka vaseline and condoms
Doesnt seem too shocking rjght?
>An hour later police are at store
>guy was masturbating outside in his car drinking
>Whatthefuq.jpg
Its just the fact i sold them to him lol
A reciprocating saw, rope and donut holes
two kids and some lube
brillo pad, monistat and rubber gloves
:^)
What does that do
what happens if you combine them?
>confuse/scare the cashier
Cashier dosent give a fuck, the nano second you leave we no longer care or remember you.
t. Cashier
bleach
amnonia
a plasic bag.
quart of motor-oil, baby powder and a shower cap
syringes, bleach and a hacksaw
Baby food,sleeping pills,and lube
lipstick, cat litter and peanut butter
As a Uni student I would Buy
Expensive red meat
Vegetables
And nice cheese
The works bathroom cleaner
Large airtight container
Aluminum foil
it would be weird not to buy those together
A bone saw, ice, and chloroform
a gallon of milk, a gallon of milk and a gallon of milk
mouse traps, sharpie and tampons
A whole cabbage
Laxative
Toilet plunger
plunger, lube and pool noodle
Pregnancy test, hanger and first aid kit.
Eggs (all of them)
A Bowl
A card that says you don't have to tell me what happened.
this is a good one
>checked
>Fit guy early twenties
Large box of Twinkies, Gallon of Ice cream, Creatine.
quads holy shit
small animal trap, lube and some Marvin Gaye
Pull-ups
Baby food
Laxatives
Rolling papers, loose tobacco and rat poison.
Rapist quads chek'd.
condolence card (for a kid ofc)
lube
bleach
>Adult Diapers
>Laxatives
>Jello Pudding
>condoms
>masturbating
Whut.
THATS FUCKED UP user.
Godly trips of diaper fetish.
Peanut butter
dog biscuits
Condoms
People still play this game? Fuck, I haven't thought about this since the late 90's.
Best answer a buddy of mine came up with was:
Saltpeter
Condoms
and a Pregnancy test
Jihadi John's favorite explosive
if combine them in the right way, you can make plastic explosives
Bottle of Boonesfarm.
Can of spray paint.
Dog treats.
Some people smack the whack into condoms because what are socks?
I bought a nice cooking knife the other day whilst wearing my ragged uni hoodie and I could tell the cashier thought I was up to some dodgy shit
Just wanted to make some fajitas
Rope, hammer and shovel
Frying pan
Chefs knife
Cat treats
Bleach
Toilet Paper
Kitty Litter
Lube pregnancy test and wire hanger
Hardmode: no lube condoms or sex toys
>a toy baby stroller, a frozen turkey, and giant novelty sunglasses
So I have a wine cheese and charcuterie night every weekend and sometimes I can tell the cashier is loling internally because I don't look like the kind of guy that has wine and cheese nights. I suppose to make it weirder I could throw in line and condoms because whenever I get a salame its in sausage form... I slice that shit myself.
You ever crisp up some diced prosciutto
Fuckin better than bacon
Wear a hijab and buy bacon
Dubs of truth.
a pineapple pizza
a pineapple
a jar of nutella
A tub of vasiline
A frozen turkey
Laxatives
Condoms, a whole turkey, heavy grease
Lube
A funnel
Whole calamari
>donut holes
You can buy those?
A tub of Vaseline
A box of condoms
A Pineapple
Condoms
American cucumbers
Lube
Turkey baster
Nutella
Adult diapers
Turkey baster
Toilet acid
First aid kit
Halloween Candy
Apples
Razor Blades
> Stockings
> Whipped Cream
> A wheel of cheese
nobody gives a shit about you either wageslave
Butcher knife, rope, duct tape
>8 gallons of store brand applesauce
>24 pack of adult diapers
>Turkey baster
Cough syrup
Tampons
Scissors
Says the guy whos getting neetbux from people like him.
Laxatives
Hemorrhoid cream
A heavy duty plunger
Knives, paper towels, and bleach
Strong booze
Aspirin
A Snickers bar
>ammonia
>bleach
>baby bottle
Hammer, machine screws, towel hanger for tiles.
Women's razor
Shaving cream
Panty hose
rope, garbage bags, bleach
Kek subtle
Hot dogs wieners
Paperclips
Rat poison
No its
>baby bottle
>formula
>vodka
Two liter bottle of soda, lube, and more lube
Deodorant a lot from a cheap brand
Some Lighters
A kitchen knife
Duct tape
Garbage bags
Rubber gloves
...
Clothespins
Stockings
A bottle of wine
with my face just buying condoms is enough to confuse the shit out of the cashier
Organ meat (like kidneys or calves liver) fleet enema (economy three pack) and a toilet plunger
A funnel
Whiskey
Air freshener