>The year is 2019.
>President Trump just finished watching the 2000 movie 'Battle Royale' because he got confused and thought it was animie porn (still managed to fap.)
>President Trump recognises the problem with these darn kids of today.
>need to be taught a lesson
>lightbulb.
>Battle Royale las Americanas
>First round is all the fags from the darn internets
Roll for your weapon.
How fucked are you?
Fuck it, roll
Rolling for aids blood
Come on peeps, Roll
Roll
Cunt
Fucked
rollk
Rulan
rolling, tell me if you're afraid yet faggos
I'm rollin
>hunting knife
Not bad, just hide innawoods and you might make it
>baseball bat
Might as well be aids
>chainsaw
bretty good desu
>fleshlight
You win
>shawn of the dead
>winchester rifle
join up with Shawn
>Lucille
You fucked nigga
>invincible virgin wizard
I got knuckle duster...I'm fucked unless I run into
>dead after bolts run out
rolling for rope to hang myself
fucking roll baby
gonna have to roll for THIS one
Uzi 9mm. Not to shaby
Ok first off battle royale is only for kids and im 35. So id be good either way. Im gonna roll though
roll
Give me something that makes a mess
Good thing the vast majority of Sup Forums will still fall under those rules, though
Why would he even?
You can impale people
roll
ROLLZ
Rollin
Roll
Imma go ahead and do that thing the dude does in the movie and shout "THATS MY BAG!" And chose another one. Because fuck ice skates
Roll
fuck yeah homemade flamethrower isn't actually too bad. I was hoping to get the anal beads though shit
Roll
Roll
Yeah but I don't have the strength to impale more than 1 and walk around whilst the bodies rest on the spear
Roll
Roll for Bic Mac
ROLL
Rolllll
rooll
Rolling for black cock
rollan
roll
Let it roll lassie
roll
rll
Rolling
rollingz
I get a hatchet, could be worse.
rollan
Rollin
Rollerino
Rollin
roll
rollolol
Im guessing very fucked
Thats alot of zeros btw
Rollski
I'll stab you in the dick.
Roll
Roll
rolling
roll
I want a 2 ball mace because I have 2 balls I can identify with this weapon
Gonna fight'em off
**roll**
Rolling for murderfun
What is this, a school shooting?
I want a normal weapon for a normal person.
Rolling for a shitty weapon