>be me 3 years ago >finally give The Velvet Underground and Nico a listen after putting it off for months >instantly fall in love with Venus In Furs >Instantly becomes my favorite song >decide to read up a little on it >find out it's based on the book Venus In Furs >order a copy online, pic related >was still living with parents back then and mother fetched the package and called me a pervert for ordering a "sex book" and threw it away >waste another 24€ to get another copy delivered to a friend >read it >suddenly develop S&M fetish >can't get off to anything else anymore and I'm a pervert in my mothers eyes since then
thanks Lou
Adam King
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Jason Taylor
Well at least you didn't decide to check out [not naming it, you know the one] if you were going to buy the inspiration for it
Andrew Smith
>your mom opens your mail
Jaxson Clark
BDSM is the most patrician fetish
Christopher Myers
yeah she was that kind of cunt when I told her its against the law she just slapped me
Noah Brooks
and I bet you enjoyed it you sick sadomasochist fuck
Hudson Roberts
>doesn't understand that BDSM is a catch-all umbrella term to describe several common fetishes and RL activitity designed to satisfy said fetishes
>doesn't understand that he literally just said something like: LGBT is the best sexuality
Henry Rodriguez
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Colton Thompson
Kek
Anthony Gomez
Snap.
Lincoln Taylor
my doctor said I do have mommy issues
Jayden Rivera
Did he just tell you this when giving your balls a fondle for lumps? If my Doctor started telling me I had psychological issues I might question his expertise in the area and ask how he drew those conclusions given our lack of therapy and conversation other than "Is everything else, other than your testicle worry, ok? General health good?" "er y-yes"
Anthony Ward
By doctor I meant therapist
went there for depression, she asked about my sexual fetishes and she said that sounds like mommy issues
Colton Collins
How's therapy working for you? I should probably try it but then I think nah fuck that lark
especially if I get asked about my sexual fetishes
>errm to have sex
Josiah Collins
should've asked her if she wanted to be your mommy for the day :^)
Henry Ortiz
Eh it was fine, helped a lot actually
I had troubles merely accepting that I'm depressed since I was still convinced I was just lazy like my mother said
Ryan Wilson
That's most of my problem. I'm fairly certain I'm depressed but if I seek therapy then I'll get diagnosed as such and it's just easier to carry on as.
Nathan Price
venus in furs is objectively the best song to put on your tinder
Zachary Reed
i'll have to try this.
i want those trendy avant girls who have weird fetishes
Samuel Hill
Nah since another point of the therapy was developing strategies against it and that was necessary, if you just stay in the eternal depressive circlejerk with yourself, you'll at some point end up borderline lethargic
It's objectively one of the best songs ever period