That kid thread

That kid thread
>That autistic kid who repeated everything he just said
>That kid who used shit to write on the walls of the restroom
>That kid who would throw an autistic shit fit when they got a grade below a B

>That kid who downloaded porn on a flashdrive and put it on the teachers computer and when he saw it fucking up the teachers computer he smashed the teachers computer and got suspended .

>That kid who ate a rock at recess and shitted it out and called everyone into the bathroom

>that attention seeking kid that would say or do anything to get attention, often dumb dangerous acts

>That slutty 14yr old who dated a 20yr old guy

>that kid in a wheelchair who snuck booze into school in large soda bottles, got caught, and then got bottled drinks taken from the whole damn school

True story from my senior year

>That kid who thought he could drive and took a teachers car and got caught like one block down from the school.

>that kid that masturbated in the first row in class and thought no one would notice

>that Latina bitch that acted ratchet all the time in school, and acted like she was a scrapper, but would get her ass whooped by anyone outside of school

>that white bitch who acted like she was hard and a Mexican, and going so far as to get Day of the Dead tattoos and get pregnant by a greasy and pudgy Mexican dude with only a few hairs under his nose

>that kid who had Down Syndrome, but still stayed in school for a few more years despite graduating

>That kid who played a pirated version of cs 1.6 because he never got any attention

>That kid who jerked off in the back of class
>That kid who thought acting retarded would make him funny
>That kid that got transfered to special ED

It was me guys

>That girl who would suck every boys dick in the washroom except mines.

>That Muslim twat who tried to get people removed from university criticisms of the Muslim religion
>That black girl who managed to get some anons kicked out of university for saying black history month doesnt change anything

I cant find another university because now they keep giving free spots to border jumpers.

>that girl that looked like she was a 40-year-old wine mom, had a small beer belly, and an annoying voice, but thought she was hot as hell to all the guys

>mines
no wonder.

>that kid in high school with severe autism that everyone knew he had but him
>that kid that claimed to have a hot gf, but never gave a name or picture, and got offended when you called the whole thing fake
>that kid who spazzed out all the time whenever someone gave him shit, but never got in trouble because he had autism
>that kid who said he was going to bring a pistol to school and kill the kids who gave him shit, but never did, and never got in trouble for saying that
>that kid that made threats of getting back at his bullies, but never did shit
>that kid who pretended to act all tough by saying a minor cuss word in conversation, yelling in class, or by confronting a friend of his bullies
>that kid who claimed his fictional gf's ex had an arsenal of military guns, and was going to kill him
>that kid who had the idea that shoving someone and running was going to solve his bullying problems
>that kid who was obsessed with an odd topic so much, he did live streams about it on Facebook
>that kid whose best friends were the teachers
>that kid whose only crush on him was a hamplanet, and he thought he was so cool for having her crushing on him
>that kid that hated being made fun of, but sat by his bullies at lunch all the time
>that kid who couldn't take a joke
>that kid you didn't think would survive high school because he cried loudly in school over the smallest things, such as being told by other kids to leave them alone
>that kid who wore John Lennon glasses throughout his life
>that kid who claimed he once had sex, but acted, dressed like, and looked like the virgin in the virgin vs. chad memes
>that kid who everyone had to pretend to like, despite not deserving it
>that kid who could do whatever he wanted, and nobody could protest, or they'd go to the office for it
>that kid who claimed to have a gf who no none could meet because she an hero'd
>that kid who thought he was the shit because he had a pencil mustache

Tarrin, if you're reading this, fuck you.

>that girl in school who was fat and called herself a "bad bitch," but she wasn't shit

Oh, shit, nigga. This is the first time I ever got quints!

holy shittttttttttt. quadssss

I know, right? First time ever. I feel like a badass right now

Oops. Meant quads.

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>The entire JROTC program

Kek

>that kid who was a total farmer/rancher hick that stood in absolute silence for a whole minute, and had a mini seizure when you said something that went against farming/country life

Damn you, Colby.

Fucking this

What are you scitzophrenic or somethings?

>that kid that brought his dad's porno mag to the playground & all the boys that saw it have weird boners all day.

>that kid who turned out alright

>the 14 year old kid that was so self conscious about being a virgin that he claimed to have fucked his cousin.
It worked tho people thought he was that sick but no one called him a virgin anymore

People like you are retarded. You should know that your actions have consequences, stop showing your power-level because it makes you the edgy kid.

>that kid who dropped out of high school, spent loads of cash to get his GED, and finished his GED classed before his high school class even graduated

Link his Facebook brah

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>That kid who talked really fucking loud
>That kid who thought he was a meme god for knowing what a troll face is

If I just give you his name, will you look it up yourself?

Yup....do you at least have a picture

>crazy
>like a fox

Top kek

>that kid who just gave up

> that sandnigger kid who always brought sandnigger food into school and had enough to feed the classroom

It's funny man I'm the only one who noticed it

> that kid who was all cool and chill but completely flips his shit in a matter of seconds

>that kid who was always poorly treated by his parents and never realized it

> that kid who always said my dad can beat your dad

> that kid who took your toys and your mum slapped him to hell and back

grade school:
>that kid with tourettes who bit a teacher
>that kid who was really into Green Day and asked everyone in the class if they wanted to start a band
>that kid who sang "Boston" by Augustana at the school talent show but couldn't sing

high school:
>that kid who tried paying other kids to beat up his bully
>that fat kid started lifting as an excuse to eat as much as he wanted and got even fatter
>that kid who sent dick pictures to a girl via email and got them spread around all of the high schools in town
>that kid who listened to "real rap" and had to always tell people about it
>that kid with with the brand new Mustang who got his car keyed everyday
>that kid who cried at baseball practice whenever he missed a ground ball because his dad beat him at home

Bit early to reach rock bottom

> that nigger kid who had no dad

Let's be real, we all claimed we weren't virgins. Some of us just don't understand why. Thus they start doing weird shit like claiming
>two girls fingered me at once
And
>I licked her ass

Real things I've heard. And they both took place 15 years ago, and getting your ass finger or eating a chicks ass was not in vogue.

I miss that simple time

> that kid who always played the games nobody liked in class

I do, but to be honest, I'd rather not put all his info out like that. If you're doing what I think you're doing, then I'd rather not put it out like that. I don't want this to trace back to me, because it seems like anonymity on the Internet is no longer as anonymous as it once was. If you want to find him yourself, go for it. It's just that I worry about if he'd find out who told him about it.

I'm actually curious, tho. Why exactly are many of us self-conscious about being virgins? I am just a little bit, but it was worse before. But it's something I'm just curious about.

>that kid who had girls flirting with him but he was too autistic to realize it

My boy Victor though I was a real gangsta for turning her down, but I nearly fucking cried when I realized what I had done

That'd actually be a pretty cool thread
>fake stories you told to prove you'd had sex.
Most people said it happened on holiday
No one ever really asked me if I had. I guess they just knew I hadn't

We are men. At our very core, if you strip away all conditioning, we act the exact same. Every man laughs at the three stooges, every man gets satisfaction from completing something.

And we all just want to be the first one to do what humans (and by extension all animals) live to do. Breed. Put a bunch of turbo virgins in a room they all want to one up each other so they can be the leader of the autistic.

My two cents

> that kid who shot up the school and told you to stay at home that day

Thanks Eric

I'd just like to read some autistic quotes is all....sounds funny.
I'm the type of guy that blanks names out too if I find anything good.
Don't worry if you're gonna be homo about it lol

For me it's complex. I told my friends I had gotten a BJ at 13 cause I was from a rough city and neighborhood before I met them.
My mother on the other hand, assumed I was gay from age 10 to 23. At 20 I told her I fucked the cleaning lady I was friends with.

Real reason I was a virgin so long? I was super self conscious about being poor and didn't want to get in a relationship unless I had the funds to buy for a woman

I see. I'll give you something to work with. He's from SD.

>that kid that wore a tail on their belt loop
>that kid that would question the teacher if they got less than perfect score.

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I see. I guess that makes a bit of sense.

When I was younger, I just made a goal to learn guitar if I couldn't get a girl. Now, I have both, but I think I'll stick with the guitar more. Lesson is that bitches ain't shit.

That was me. By the time I realized it a few years later, I wanted to hit myself in the balls with a mallet.

>tried to get people removed from university criticisms of the Muslim religion
You can't transfer because you can't fucking write, you chud.

>that kid that snuck chew onto the bus all the time, and only sat at the back so he could dip and spit in a bottle

Man, I still fucking hate North Dakota

>that kid who looks at /r/dankmemes, sounds like waluigi and has autism

Doesn;t sound so bad

>that kid who would do anything on a dare

Still can't believe that crazy fuck ate a chunk of shoe

whoopsie daisy

Oh shit that was me

sleep tight peeper.

Pretty sure that was 90% of us

>that kid that always looked like Droopy, and was such a pothead, it was hard to tell when he was high and when he wasn't

>that autistic kid who got to be really hood friends with his crush, even to the point she invited him to her gay friends house and ended up getting fucked by him.

>that same kid but he was autistic enough to tell his crush he liked her and she ignored him after two years of a meaningful friendship

High school fucking sucked

Hahaha was it you? You wrote an autistic story about yourself lol

You from Alabama?

I wasn't fucking with you guys. On the right.

>that kid who would play videogames in the back of class
>That kid who claimed his aunt was in the Chinese C.I.A
>That same kid who claimed he went to 'ninja school'
>that chick who would act all cute, cool and flirty online but was just a boring piece of shit in real life.
>That kid who got deported
>that kid who shit on the floor and painted a swastika with his shit
>that kid who literally fucking died

>that girl who was clearly a lesbian but you couldn't prove it
>that kid who was smelled of onions
>that kid who could only speak broken english
>lone asian

What the fuck kind of response was that? Are you fucking 12, or just impaired?

>Fucking nig- uh mexic- uh, faggot.

>that bitch who crashed into someone's old pick-up because she was high on computer duster, but her car got totaled, because her weak-ass ride hit the grill guard, and the truck only got a dent

Still fucking hate that bitch

He acted black as fuck. He was your typical wigger.

So he was talcum x?

BTW, I just realized I was in the background. I'm the one with the white shirt and pinkish vest, with the long-ish black hair.

>That kid who smacked his head on a desk for fun
>That kid who drew a pentagram in school
>That kid who wrote a literal porno on the chalk board

Fucking textbook definition of Talcum X. But he knew he was white. But he acted so black, it was obnoxious as hell.

>>that kid who wore glasses and was high 24/7
It was me

Sounds infuriating

>that kid who was a full-on prairie nigger who stabbed someone with a dirty needle, but didn't get in trouble because he lied about it, and the person who got stabbed called him a prairie nigger

Man, he's one of the reasons I hate Native Americans so much.

He was a nice kid, but yeah. There were worse people in school, but he was annoying.

Snip light, Pepper.

>those kids that drove modified pick-up trucks to school, and argued about which truck brand was better

>that kid who was really edgy, but only because he had really bad mental problems

That kid was me

kek

>That one kid who ate her hair

>that kid that stabbed his step mom after he got dumped.
>that kid that tried to look busy because he had no friends
>that fat kid that no one liked so you and your friends ran away from cause he could not keep up
>that fat kid that said he was allergic to water
>those three fat grils who had a crush on you

Fuk you Mike, laim, and Joseph