ITT The first time a girl saw your dick

ITT The first time a girl saw your dick.
What kind of reaction did she have?
Did she like what she saw?
...a girl HAS seen your dick before, right Sup Forums?

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uuhh... Yeah. Totally.
I had teste surgery when I was 8

The fuck happened? Get a ball stuck in Mr. Bucket's mouth?

she said "it's so hard"

she giggled and then sucked my dick for an hour

>15 years old dating first gf
>she goes to give me a handjob
>she seems confused that I'm uncut
>I have to explain what a foreskin is because sex ed books just show cut dicks
>she seems into it as she plays with a lot during handjobs and does a lot of pic related
>feels fucking AMAZING
>no other girl I've dated since her has done this
>I feel weird asking girls to finger my foreskin
>feels sad man

I let my best friends girl friend play with it

Apparently I’m twice his size

She broke up with him like a week later haha

Nah, undescended. It's still fucking miniscule and gets lost even after pulling it down

How tf do you keep your junk so smooth?

"best" friend lmao

She screamed and ran away. Never saw her in the park again.

By shaving ffs

We were living with each other at the time

He had to move back home to work at a fast food restaurant while I throat fucked his girl all summer

as I said, you really are a good friend

kys lying faggot

He's right tho
You're a shit friend, user.
Can't you even go hunt some pussy for yourself instead of backstabbing and stealing from your own friends?
Or fuck your boss' wife instead?
Just something less pathetic while trying to make it sound like it's alpha JUST because your dick is big?

> when I was a kid my mom used to babysit next door Asian neighbor's daughter
>we would do a lot of show and tell with eachothers privates
>for some reason I remember we used to draw on eachothers junk with those crayola scented markers and smell eachother's junk
>I will never again know the joys of having a 9 year old asian girl color my cock green and say it smells like green apples :(

When we were kids me and my sister used to masturbate together. She used to pet my penis and talk to it like some kind of small animal.
We both never speak about it cause we know it's weird as fuck, but I wonder if she ever thinks about my dick the same way I think about her pussy.

>"aww, it's cute"

She saw my dick and said it was the biggest she had ever seen. Later that day I got into a car accident and i became partially paralyzed. My dick works but I can barely walk. It’s been 10 years now and I got fat as hell and my fat has turned my more than average dick into a less than average one. Damn shame.

Is it cute?

run it off

Did you eat the car in an attempt to get revenge? That was dumb. Why would you want to be fat? Fat people are disgusting.

When you get older you'll realize how easy it is to pick up on 15 year olds and their deluded fantasy.

Also,
>first time having your dick touched
>no longer living at home
Gotta make it somewhat believable friend

This kind of thing seems to be common for brother and sisters, funny thing is the guy always holds onto it as a fantasy but I'm sure the girls don't give a flying fuck

''It's weird how small it is when it is soft and how big it gets when it is hard''

She was a virgin.

I’m actually gay lol was getting blow years previous

That girls little sis actually blew me years before that

I dont think it is :(

Usually pretty much that exact look.

Considering I have an incredible alpha dick, she had a reaction similar to these females resctions to these alpha dicks..

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This was her legit reaction. I was scared at first and she'd played with at first and noticed it was getting harder.

>18, girlfriend 16
>no sex yet
>been making out for an hour
>I'm diamonds and shift it in my pants
>"are you OK user?"
>explain to her that I just had to move it to get more comfortable
>"can I see it?"
>doesabearshitinthewoods?.jpg
>slowly open my pants and slide them down
>still have my boxers on and say to her "go ahead"
>she slowly pulls my boxers down and my fairly average cock pops out
>"it's nice" she says. "can I touch it?"
>tell her to go ahead
>she holds on to it like it's a little bird, very gentle
>meanwhile it's taking everything I've got not to pull her head down and force her to suck it
>she strokes it gently, up and down, up and down
>fuck fuck fuck I'm gonna cum
>cock erupts. some gets on me, some gets on her cheek, a lot on her hand
>she screams like I've thrown acid at her and runs to the bathroom
>I hear gagging noises and figure this relationship doesn't have long to last
>she comes out and we just sit on the couch talking
>few days later she tells me it isn't going to work between us

Im not huge, but thought this was funny. Had started dating a girl, and we were hanging out at a friend of hers house....i dont remember why but she was being all touchy feely and truing to tickle me...she stepped it up a level and shoved her hand down my pants and grabbed my dick. Immediately stopped, looked over at her friend and said "whoah!"....then just slowly slid her hand out....i guess her last bf had a peener. She was fun....liked to fuck alot

Kek

"Take it slow" is usually what I get

That doesn't sound like your fault, but she was a bit too afraid of it all.

Date your age, user.

You could of given her a bit of warning.

>ITT The first time a girl saw your dick.
Probably when my mother saw the babyscan

>What kind of reaction did she have?
"Oh cool it's another boy"

>Did she like what she saw?
I think so, my parents already had boys and girls so it's not like they were specifically trying for a girl or anything

>...a girl HAS seen your dick before, right Sup Forums?
Sure, see above

>where's the foreskin

They usually look with kinda wide eyes, then fall silent. My future bride fell silent and then she kissed me and pushed my head down between her legs.

the first time a girl saw my dick in person she said "it really big" and she started sucking it. unfortunately her mouth was pretty small and was an all teeth bj bcuz she couldnt open enough. fml.

Sometimes they try to stifle a smile.

Talking to a friend the other day

First girl I fucked was a Muslim and she was like wow I've never seen a cock with foreskin before. I asked her how many cocks she had seen and she replied she was a virgin but watched porn sometimes. Pretty haram tbqh. That was a one time thing because fuck dating muslims lol. Her cousins were pretty butthurt when they found out a whitey had deflowered her.

my god

Here's a pic of her

She said it was cute. She still went down on me.

HOLY FUCK.......THIS LOOKS LIKE ME..UNFORTUNATELY..THIS IS WHY I AM SUICIDAL. I ALWAYS WONDERED IF LOSING WEIGHT WOULD HELP BUT HOW?

No reason to be upset at what nature gave you. I have accepted that I have a tiny cock and that I will be unable to properly satisfy by penetration women [like my wife] who prefer larger. I've developed super oral skills and have learned not to be disturbed when she has other men over for the weekend or goes out on a date for the night.

I THINK SUICIDE WOULD BE BETTER

No. You can still have a loving relationship, even if you have what my wife affectionately calls a "dikclit".

MURDER SUICIDE WOULD BE BETTER

No girl has ever seen my dick. It's unlikely any girl will ever see my dick.

>MURDER SUICIDE WOULD BE BETTER
Whatever floats you boat. I tried going gay for a while and that was fun! Still do a guy from time to time.

for some reason bitches always want to see me pee.

>I hear gagging noises and figure this relationship doesn't have long to last

Kek'd so fucking hard

HOW UGLY ARE YOU? I AM UGLY AND HAVE A DISEASE AND I STILL GET LAID....BARELY

A girl can call it whatever the fuck she wants. She her mouth's gonna be busy soon anyway.

Cuck. I could never live Like that. I have my pride.

spotted the 12 year old.

Spotted the faggot

>Cuck. I could never live Like that. I have my pride.
I have my pride too and am proud to make small sacrifices to make my beautiful wife happy and satisfied.

first bitch was like daamn. every bitch afterwards was like meh.

>my beautiful wife happy and satisfied.


JUST HOW FAT IS SHE?

SO BASICALLY THE WORLD CHANGED SO DRAMATICALLY BETWEEN YOUR FIRST AND SUBSEQUENT GIRLS THAT YOUR DICK WENT FROM "DAMN!!!!!" TO "MEH..."?

SPOTTED THE 10 YEAR OLD KIKE,

First girl to ever see it said nothing but pulled a happy face. Immediately sucked it and swalloed i was suprised cause she only did that one more time for the rest of our 3 year relationship. When we started having sex she would grip the sheets in pain and then said it was ‘just big enough’ after the first few times

nah she was just hella christian. two girls there after got around some from what i seen. never bugged me none tho. going on three years with the first girl now. it's tite

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>JUST HOW FAT IS SHE?
See for yourself

OK SAGE. HOME SCHOOLED ARE WE?

...

> I let my wife get casually fucked by chads on weekend
> I have my pride
Choose one

AHHH...A SAGE.

damn right son. other two girls were
>sister
>mother
find out.

She asked me if I was a grill, then laughed and tried to jerk me off with two fingers, I blew my load the moment she touched it and it just twitched and spat cum at her in the most pathetic way. We are married now and neither of us r fat.

YOU ARE TALKING T A HOME SCHOOLED 10 YEAR OLD, YOU KNOW THAT HUH?

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The fresh once said, wow it's so big. The sluttiest one said: you have the perfect penis.

MOM AND SIS DON'T GET OUT MUCH HUH SAGE?

Though they are not my words, I kinda like both of the statements. They are not mutually exclusive.

>"16"
>6 you mean

>MOM AND SIS DON'T GET OUT MUCH HUH SAGE?
I dunno about your mom and sis cookie...they leave the trailer park much? Or only when they need to turn tricks for crack?

my mother and sister? Why would they talk about my dick? You inbred caps-lock fag

OH OH...SAGE IS GOING TO GET A TIME OUT IN MUMMY'S BASEMENT CLASSROOM

I feel bad for you man but personally I prefer small dick, pegging is the way to go imo and I prefer getting my clit touched than penetration
Sucking dick doesn't have to be getting gagged by some 12 foot cucumber. It can be like eating pussy

>OH OH...SAGE IS GOING TO GET A TIME OUT IN MUMMY'S BASEMENT CLASSROOM
I don't know where your classroom is, cookie. Do you have direction to your trailer park? Is your mummy's basement where she services her "clients". Is that where you were conceived, cookie?

>I feel bad for you man but personally I prefer small dick
Thank you. I have met and appreciated wonderful sex and great dates with several women who think like you.

RE YOU HUNGRY SAGE? IS THAT WHY YOU KEEP MENTIONING COOKIE? JUST ASK MUMMY TO BRING YOU SOME OJ AND OATMEAL COOKIES. IT WILL SOOTHE ALL THE PAIN SAGE.

>Be 17 friend 17 too, also untouched (which I didn't know at this time)
>going out for swimming, all cabins are full but one
>"wanna go in there?" - "but?" - "yeah yeah, so what, I'm not gonna steal your tiny dick."
>going in she instantly starts getting naked
>rockhard.jpg - couldn't get naked because of shame
>asking me what's wrong
>she looks down, smiles, comes closer and grabs between my legs, smiles into my face
>she: "could be bigger"
>me, a little upset: "what?"
>she: "get naked now"
>getting naked, showing her
>"ohh, I have to correct myself, not bad, not bad"

5 years and a couple of girls later we came together and she tells me that she always wanted this dick inside her, now she gets it every time.

Fuck, she's hot
Lucky you

Not hungry, cookie. If I was gunna ask your mummy for anything it would be what those awesome brothas are enjoying with her in your basement. NIce try, sweetie.

BREATHE. SLOW DOWN SAGE. ASK MUMMY FOR SOME OF THOSE SLOW DOWN PILLS. TRY AGAIN SAGE.I'LL WAIT SWEETIE.

Thank you. I really am lucky and so are all her lovers.

I'm glad to hear man. Everyone deserves good love.

Mmmm!!! Sweetie! Making my penis tingle! Moer!

>Everyone deserves good love.
Yes! Beautiful thought! Thanks!

YOU DONE SAGE? PILLS KICKING IN?

you have to be 16 to use this board, you know?

holy fuck /b went to shit

Not the first time but she asked me why do i have to live up to expectations.

"Congratulations, it´s a boy"