If you would kys, how would you do it? (no guns, because not everyone has a gun)

If you would kys, how would you do it? (no guns, because not everyone has a gun)

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jump off building with skateboard
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Guns are for faggots like you who shoot kill and even owning them. Kill yourself for even owning one

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OD On heroine

Already tried to hang myself when i was young, it was so painless i didn't even know i blacked out until the strap i was using broke and my head hit the floor. Would have died 16 years ago if it hadn't.

Wasn't the whole "kick out the chair" method, i just sort of kneeled down on the floor with it fully taut.

I never said i own a gun, i said NO GUNS.

Sounds painful.
Thats probably not a good way to kill yourself.

ya weirdo. im leaving for work. good day all.

You stop breathing, right?

>painless
>sounds painful

if you didn't, it wouldn't be a very good way to commit suicide now would it

Build huge guillotine.

Weed OD

If this would work, then i would have been dead years ago.

In front of a camera.

Yea, haha sorry. I can't really focus on anything right now. But hanging yourself just sounds really painful, idk.

High-yield detonation. Prefer the location to be decided by popular vote, the world is worse off these days because we try desperately to keep the weak alive. Fuck them, if you can't keep up with the pack you are screwed. Also, just to piss off the liberals THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS ADD/ADHD, there is only a lack of discipline in those people.

>ffs you never heard of this shit before the 90s

>I just sort of kneeled down on the floor
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If youre looking for a relatively clean and quiet death, probably put one end of a hose over a car exhaust pipe and the other in the car. Star the car and roll up the windows.

Personally though, I'd climb to the roof of my workplace with rope around my neck, begin screeching for half a minute, then jump off.

I would live-stream un-boxing a case of dry-ice, while drinking whiskey, inside a small, waterproof tent.

ok

I'd want to destroy the corpse, so I'd hang myself over a bonfire with a flame fuse on the rope above. I tried that when I was 11 but couldn't get the noose to stay up and when I tried to burn myself to death it was too painful

Now my skin is covered in blister scar tissue and I'm looking into more ways. Currently either- drown myself in the sea with blocks tied to me or literally jump in a volcano, maybe the bonfire thing but man that sucked and I don't really want to risk having flesh left

>volcano

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Have fun with that.

Get to it, then.

It's not fucking hard, just jump out a helicopter? Doesn't really matter how much it hurts