I want to get laid, or get on the path to getting laid...

I want to get laid, or get on the path to getting laid. Any 516 fags have any good suggestions about where I might go tonight?

90% chance I will be by myself.

I'm in my late 30s, but I'm really looking for girls in their 20s.

Picture unrelated.

Get a hooker.

Google "Private escorts" for whatever city you're in or near, rent a hotel room, and have $300 on the table when they arrive.

Man up and go to a local bar. You might get lucky with the house bar slut. Every bar has one.

Thanks, pervert. Not in the market for a hooker. But, I do appreciate the effort.

apps, bars, go to manhattan

Go to LIRR Hempstead Station, dtand thete with a 20 in your hand

And, the recommended bar would be...?

To clarify, tonight is the biggest bar night of the year. I'm not plugged into the whole scene. Hence, I am asking what bar (or bar area, so I can walk around) to go to.

You could go to the local cemetery and hang yourself from a tree branch you dumb faggot. That tree branch would probably snap under your weight. Especially from you thrashing about and crying like a little bitch that will never follow through because you had to come to Sup Forums instead of using Google fucking Maps to find a bar/club in your area.

Money.
Deceive a young gold-digging thot into believing you're rich. Fuck her a couple of times then discard.

Thanks, Sup Forumsro. I didn't know there was such a thing as Google Maps. And, obviously, any random bar would be the right place to go. And asking for suggestions while waiting for my phone to charge is incredibly stupid. You've been very helpful. Enjoy your hand tonight.

I've never personally gotten a hooker. But it is categorically the simplest, least stressful way of getting laid.

*Step parents

She grew up in the system, and the rumor was that her stepdad was the one who introduced her into the business and even fucked her first. He was an editor on some original porno's back in the day when they were still even called porno's.

Holy shit my area code!
I'd recommend getting into beastiality and finding a cock hungry negress, since that's pretty much all of 516

I know someone who does that. He's from Rockville Centre. I asked him if he wanted to go out in that area, but he's a loser and is too intimidated by white girls. He just fucks Jamaican teenagers all the time.

Where are you headed for the night, fellow 516fag?

To be frank with you there are quite a good number of escorts in 516 if you would be interested in those things. I know a few spanish whores that do it, I just wouldn't know what site to find em at. I know the police does regular john stings so I'd take care

As for fucking normally I'm in college so I have it on easy mode, as well as meeting people I half know on the train towads manhattan

As I thought I explained clearly, I'm not interested in a hooker. I'm looking to meet normal girls, maybe not marriage material, but not professional pussy slingers.

Fuck, Sup Forums. I just asked what would be a good bar to go to on the biggest bar night of the year.

RVC has a bunch of bars in like a 3 block radius. Just go there.

If you know where nassau coliseum and hofstra is, there's a string of bars that's like right there thats alway pretty on.

Tons of slutty college students. Good choice

Enjoy your std.

Yeah, I was thinking RVC or Huntington. I did consider the Hofstra area, but I'm pushing 40 and thought that might not work out so well for me. The last time I was over there I was in McHebe's (or whatever the name is now), not really sure what else is nearby. What do you think?

I don't want to waste my time at the wrong place or in the wrong area. I'm a btard on a mission.

Bump because my phone is nearly charged and I might head out soon.

Insights, 516fags?

That's exactly the place I was talying about

Any other options nearby, in case I want to bail?

I remember that place being super fucking loud, too. I don't dance, so that doesn't work in my favor. Also not sure where my earplugs are at the moment.

Forgot to include a picture in the last post.

There's more bars immediately nearby super easy to meet people

Bump.

516fags?

On Hempstead Tpke? I can't think of any that aren't spic-centric (maybe jigaboo ones too).

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Yes like a half block towards hofstra there's another bar. Dizzy lizard saloon I believe

Oh yeah, that's right. Never been in there.

I let it get really late, I should get moving.

Keep the suggestions coming, if you have any, in case anyone else who is local wants some information. Or, you know, just post some tits and vagoo, because this is Sup Forums.

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Beggers can't be choosers loser.

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If you're still here I just passed by those bars at hofstra and they are dead/closed

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