ITT: we describe movies badly, and others try to guess the movie.
I’ll start,
> a traveling salesman who is a former athlete takes a break from the road and helps take care of his nephews, whose parents whereabouts are unknown.
ITT: we describe movies badly, and others try to guess the movie.
I’ll start,
> a traveling salesman who is a former athlete takes a break from the road and helps take care of his nephews, whose parents whereabouts are unknown.
One more:
>a hot shot nypd cop gets recruited to be a government agent to help track down a fugitive
>sisters are good friends but then the older sibling becomes too cooool
Frozen
yup
Napoleon Dynamite
You got it
Men in Black
>athletic underDOG
Inb4 Fight Club
> a nerd who likes rules finds a chick and this other chick but the other chick is not really that important at all
>a bunch of fags wearing vests do thug shit
Good boy
Guy goes back to his old home town and his mom tries to fuck him.
Is it a kids movie?
yes
Two immigrant brothers kick a lot of ass.
Scott pilgrim?
Boondocks Saints
Either Balto or Airbud
No
> shitload of death
It was airbud.
Zombieland?
>shy girl learns to walk but can no longer speak.
>a mutated creature and his friend go on a journey to save a pricless family airloom from a deranged scuba diver
Yeppers
No too obvious. The other one lol
Little Mermaid
was it too obvious?
Back to the Future
> Artsy shitfest where a guy and his two friends all have shit happen to them as well as the guy's mom.
>Young troublemaker with inexplicable parkour and driving skills puts on a suit
>Freebird
A guy chases a girl and a black guy with a red cross in the woods
Baby Driver
Nope
No, Kingsman
>Utopian future but the poor only eat bugs.
Aging alcoholic finds his daughter and goes on a cross-country journey with her and a cripple
>two retards travel in a beat up and canine van to bumfuck nowhere while other idiots try to kill them
The warriors
Kingsman is right
lol nice
Dumb and dumber. Try again.
Dumb and Dumber
Not too obvious
You got it
Why are you telling him nice? You did not write that post
Maybe.
>space niggers come down and humanity treats them like earth fags
also
>retarded guy becomes smart and goes apeshit with his intelligence
Nailed it, like Lorraine trying to nail Marty back in 1955!
Spaced Invaders
Because I didn't get it until I saw his answer. Then it was obvious. So fuck you!
Cone heads? Or evil alien conquers?
And limitless for no. 2?
>faggot cuck goes to city to see his father on Christmas
no try harder
> guy kicks ass with extreme precision and you feel fucking patriotic but then, shit
district nine dear fucking god!
no try HARDER!!!
Elf
Jason Bourne?
One of my favorite movies
yep you got it
I gotta run...
Super Mario Bros
Stfu faggot you suck at this. Even for a description that’s supposed to be bad, you should be a ashamed of yours.
No
>a bunch of cucks get stalked by a serial circus performer
dude it was the lawnmower man
a very obscure film that i just so happened to have watched
2nd one is Flowers for Algernon
American Sniper
no its the lawn mower man
though nice answer you have good taste
>Dude tries to kill himself but fails multiple times then succeeds.
ground hog day
nah
spongebob movie
SpongeBob movie
ok how bout this one
>guy turns into michale Jackson and kills teenagers
yep your both correct
Halloween
im big, im black, i make your dreams come true..
Green Mile?
nope..but kind of right..
close but nah its nightmare on elm street
It's Looper
Hunger games?
Less main stream. Also involves a train.
Divergent
A local scientist brings his community closer together
That fucking train movie
The whole movie is on a train
Predestination
>family is almost hanged for polluting a lake
The Simpsons Movie
The Simpson's movie?
nope.
Snowpiercer. Fucking couldn't remember the name. Decent flick
Yup. Worth a watch but nothing crazy.
yep
>2 guys and a lady run away from some weirdos with weapons
>a travelling salesman dies and his son recounts his life story as a load of bullshit, culminating in him buying into the bullshit one last time for his father's sake
Death at a Funeral
No. But that does work. I was going for big fish
Star wars
Nope but it is set in the future
Fifth element?