Alright Sup Forums
List the name of every person you've fucked, and what year/years you fucked them in.
Laura-2014
Elisha-2015,2016
Jordan-2015
Maddison-2015
Niamh-2015,2016
Molly-2016,2017
Michelle-2016
Karleah-2016,2017
Wynn-2017
Taylor-2017
Rahni-2017
Honey-2017
Leah-2017
Kamilla-2017
Zunyi-2017
Ruby-2017
Kahlista-2017
Destiny-2017
Destinie-2017
Candy-2017
OP's mom-2000, 2001, 2002
...
Was laura white with a fat ass?
She was white, with a very nice ass. Wouldn't say a fat ass though, she was very very very petite, but her booty was definitely the biggest part about her
Ran out of idea at the end, OP?
>Destiny-2017
>Destinie-2017
>Candy-2017
Went straight pornstar names.
Nah, first Destiny was some girl I've known for a couple years.
The next Destinie was a prostitute, so it wasn't her real name.
And Candy was the "English" name of a chinese girl I hooked up with last night. I don't know how to say her chinese name.
Laura L?
Nah sorry Laura C
You beat me to it, bro.
Sienna-2014
Kim-2015
Francesca-2016-2017
Alyssa-2017
why
You sick dumb retards
Who was your favourite?
>cANDY
francesca, she was the only one on bc plus i was dating her for a year and she also lived with me
nutted in her daily
What did Francesca look like? Nice body?
ill let u decide
Not bad. But she looks kind of old?
What is she, 25?
19 lol, im 20
Yeah I'm 20 too.
How old was Sienna?
Sienna was 16 and I was like just 17
she had perky D tits that i obv cant post lol
alright this game is fucking stupid but I'll play
Ashley: 2012
Bernadette: 2012
Katie: 2013
Kathy: 2013
Jazmine: 2017
Kris: 2017
Mate 15-16 year old girls with D's are the best.
Girls just suddenly start to get so much worse after that, their bodies get old.
Who was your favourite?
Yea totally and her mom was a fat hag and i knew this girl would turn to that in a few years so u have to pork them in their prime
rip 2014-2016
Dustin 2014,
Malik 2016, Trevon 2016, Tyrone 2016, Jamal 2016, Maurice 2016, Darius 2016, Xavier 2016
Terrance 2017, Darryl 2017, Jalen 2017, Andre 2017, Darnell 2017
How the fuck can you all catalogue all this shit lmao either you're lying or you haven't fucked manu girls
raven-2012
anna 2016
mara-2016
chelsea-2016
camille-2016
clara-2016
amaria-2016
sage-2016
hannah-2016
mary-2016
miranda-2016
jessica-2017
brenna-2017-current
I think im forgetting a few but the majority are there
Probably Katie, but most of them were pretty great tbh
Tits or GTFO
It's only a list of 20 girls, and It's over a time span of 3 years. That's not very many bro, it's easy to remember.
2013-2017 was all kathy
Why was Katie the best?
i also think this game is lame, but i'm down to play.
Jessica-2013
katie-2013
lia-2014
vicki_2014
Alicia_2016
Kenna_2016
Grace_2016/2017
Savannah/Paige (same time) -2017
Riley-2017
Markia-2016
Alyssa-2017
Emma-2017
Olivia-2017
Morgan-2017
Brittney-2017
Tessa-2017
Emily-2017
Sydney-2017
She was horny literally all the time and knew exactly what she was doing. Plus she was really fit and had awesome perky tits
>Remembering the names of every woman you fucked
Stupid fucking betas
This site is 18+ kid
>has no names to list
gf dumped me recently and I want some rebound sex. Where do you guys find girls for hookups?
There's really no reason to try to remember them all let alone details like the year... You are pathetic
2017
>starts selling coke
Tfw you have banged dozens of women and stopped keeping track of names and any other details past girl #20... Lul
Going out to literally anywhere, like University or even on the train. Smiling at a girl, and saying "hey".
Or go and add like 100 girls in your city on Facebook, then mass send out a "Hey" to them all.
Out of the 100 girls, at least 2 or 3 will be DTF.
It's just a numbers game.
So I can tell my grandkids about all the biddies I fucked back in the day.
Nah man, I moved from a small city of 60,000 people, to Melbourne which has 4 million people.
So there's just more opportunities here.
Ive only ever been with my ex gf, so I’m pretty poor at this generally, but would you recommend Tinder as a good way to hookup (I’m an Ausfag btw, 7/10)
Lmao Melbourne
Stripper capital of the world.
Fuck I’m Melbourne. Any city-specific tips? Places to go?
Tinder is an "okay" way of hooking up, it's best to only use it and swipe right twice a week. But in all honesty, Facebooking hundreds of girls is the better way. It's faster and more approachable, and if a girl is seeming to be interested you can find out details about her, without awkwardly asking.
But Tinder is okay.
Go to Monash Caulfield or Clayton, if you want some easy chinese puss. They're suprisingly the most up front about it, and see "sex" as embracing Aussie culture.
Haha I’m both of those posters you responded to. I don’t know about the Facebook tactic, seems kind of fucked up.
>when user has hemmorhoids older than you so you call him a kid
Kys
Sandia 2015, 2016
Zoe 2017
real player here
Why does the Facebook tactic seem fucked up to you?
Literally, just go on the friend suggestions and add girls who look remotely attractive.
A lot won't accept the request, but out of the 100 you send, maybe 60 will accept.
35 will respond to your "hey" message.
And of those 35, maybe around 2-3 are always DTF. And another 3-6 of them will be at least down for going on a date.
Facebook is the greatest for networking.
Tinder girls have too many options. They have an inbox with 100 guys thirsty. Facebook girls only have 2-3 thirsty guys.
Erica 2016-2017
>I think I’m the real winner here
Brenna H?
The messaging “Hey” out of the blue to a ton of people, especially when that news could get around to people I do know, who are currently potential DTFs, could come off as really desperate (and I am, but I don’t want to make that known)
yes you can, this is Sup Forums
Honestly, messaging "Hey" to girls on fb, never comes off badly.
Like I would think so too, but you can definitely pass it off as not flirty.
No girl is gonna tell their friend that "Oh user just messaged me hey"
If you are like "Heyy ;) x" That's gonna be raising off some suspicions.
But just messaging hey to girls, is fine. In fact, you will probably make some great friends along the way from just random messages.
Though I do advise, don't message them until you've been friends on fb for about a week or so.
Because suddenly adding someone, and then messaging Hey, comes off weird for some reason.
Damn that's quite the dry spell
kek, alright then buddy how old are you? 16? 17?
Oh that’s what I thought you meant, bc my buddies gf (solid 8.5, but with
>2013-2015
Did u freeze yourself then come back
Yeah messaging them straight after adding, shows that you added them just to message them, That's never a good look.
If you wait a week or so, most people just think you were bored and messaged a random.
Heather 1989
Jesse 1993
Arecelle 1994
Karin 1995
Bren 1995-96
Jenn 1995-96
Kay 1996
Michelle 1997
Andrea 1997-98
Jen 1998
Kory 1999-2004
Kay (again) 2004
Janelle 2004
Sarah 2004
Mandi 2004-present
Kirsten 2010
There's one more in there from 2007 but I don't remember her name.
Did Mandi ever find out about Kirsten?
ITT: Lists of names of girls anons masturbate to just wishing for the chance that one of them would simply look in their direction
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Still waiting OP
It was a threesome so yeah lol
Why did you guys only ever have one threesome?
How the fuck do you all remember the names and years?
Krissy 2005
Jessica
Nikki
Kyra
Kayla
Pink shirt
Didn’t answer
Kayla
Krissy
Paul
LingLing
Sierra 2015-present
We didn't, there was another in 2007, but I'm blanking on the girls game as it was my wife that picked her
This is Sup Forums you dolt. He's probably gay as fuck.
Anna T.?
>LingLing
Dude. Smh.
Why don't you make threesomes a more regular thing.
I don't mean an open relationship, but I'm sure you both get problems of wanting other people.
How do you manage being monogamous for so long?
We have a travel arrangement. We both travel for work and if it's more than 4 days away, we can play. Like there was a trip I went on and some chick, but I don't remember her name at all or even the year. She has also had side dun. The threesome thing though was just some extra fun stuff we wanted at the time. Not something we regularly seek.
Lingling Zhou. That was her name.
Does it kind of annoy you that she has a guy on the side, but you don't have a girl on the side?
Or is it just something you're kind of into?
Also how old are you?
We've both had people on the side, just currently don't. Either of us. When we do we tell each other. I'm also 40 going on 41 very soon.
someone had to step in after op's dad died in the towers
Hehehe cool.
Okay ill bite.
Savannah - 2012
Raven - 2012
Clarissa - 2013
Skylar - 2013
Becca - 2013
Kaylee - 2014-2015
Clarissa again - 2015
Becca again - 2015-2016
Skylar again - 2016-2017
Kaylee again - 2017
Mary - 2017-current
Jessica S. - 2012, cucked my best friend at the time, not my best move
Who was your favourite, and why?
sorry OP too many, and too bad memory
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2010- (inner bloodstorm time)
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#Pure
#ReadyToSacrificeToOurLordSatan
I mean, you're only 18 dude. Don't stress too much
Op's Mom - 1993
Op's Mom - 1994
Op's Mom - 1995
Op's Mom - 1996
Op's Mom - 1997
Op's Mom - 1998
Op's Mom - 1999
Op's Mom - 2000
Op's Mom - 2001
Op's Mom - 2002
Op's Mom - 2003
Op's Mom - 2004
Op's Mom - 2005
Op's Mom - 2006
Op's Mom - 2007
Op's Mom - 2008
Op's Mom - 2009
Op's Mom - 2010
Op's Mom - 2011
Op's Mom - 2012
Op's Mom - 2013
Op's Mom - 2014
Op's Mom - 2015
Op's Mom - 2016
Op's Mom - 2017
Lmao why are you fucking an old fat chick.
You have no standards user.
Yup you're right but look all that OP's neverending fucker macho man lists
>A bunch of virgins making up names and dates to impress other virgins on a cantonese crochet form: the thread.
love you go to my bed
I'm OP, and I only lost my virginity at 17.
I'm 20 now.
Don't worry, after you lose your virginity, you will hook up with loads more. You'll know how to react in those situations.
Assorted men in uniform and truck drivers
2001-2015
2013-
Dani
Meghan
Jess
Heather
2014
Tahlia
Adriana
Taylor
Mariah
Ashley
2015
Marie
Hannah
Kels
2016
Laura
Marie
Sam
Kiersten
Melissa
Kayla1
Kayla 2
Kayla 3
2017
Kay (wife)
Nah, not worried. I prefer stay like this for now. I'm afraid it could be painful
Why would sex be painful?
Robin - 1977
Cindy - 1977-1979
Kathy - 1979
Tone - 1979
Caroline - 1980
Kathy (2) - 1980-1981
Caroline - 1981
Sandy - 1981
Sue - 1982
Laura - 1983-present
Miyuki - 2012
Cynthia - 2012/2013
Mariana - 2013
Laura - 2015
Karen - 2015/2016/2017
Luiza - 2017
Joana - 2017
Patrícia - 2017
Awh, tell us about Robin?
What did she look like? How old were you both? And where did you lose your virginity?
Julie and Wendy '83-'86
Brandy '94
Julie (different one) '00-01
Cassandra '02-'03
4 unnamed Bulgarian whores '02
unnamed Moonlit Bunny Ranch whore '06
2 unnamed Thai whores '06
2 unnamed Vegas escorts '07
2 unnamed Australian Maid brothel whores '11