What is the best sex experience you´ve had?

What is the best sex experience you´ve had?

In the long run, none of them. They all come with some serious repurcussions and i'd have been better off staying a virgin. Relationships are cancer and sex is the power women use to control us,

Fucking this user's wife

Ex gf used to really edge me during doggy. I'd hold still and she'd slowly move herself up and down, until I couldn't handle it anymore and took over control.

Op here....that shit has me diamonds

So far meditation

those I've imagined

Max kek

Yeah it was easily her best trick. She also "flexed" her pussy, making her super tight. Really hot stuff.

>be me
>sit in train
>girl accidentally touch hand
>after I was home I rub my penor
>didn't clean hand because she touched it
>rub penor several times with her smell on my hand
>best days of my life

Op here, jesus, thats the stuff of dreams

Well one lucid dream I decided to have a threesome with two of my girlfriends. So either that or sex on the tail end of candy flipping

My current gf plays w my balls when she's riding me reverse cowgirl, feels absolutely amazing

bump

Finally sucking my dad's cock. 3 days after Christmas.

This will sound silly, but late at night I heard a jingling collar sound outside my house. I let my pooch go investigate. A big ol' black lab was out there, wandering, and tried to bang my dog. I went out to shoo him off, started "playing" instead.... ended up letting him take my virginity. Sounds really fucking odd I know. I let him inside me, and I let him knot with me and pump me full of his seed. Never turned back since.

She would play this game where I could do anything but fuck her or touch her pussy at all until she said so. It kept going for way too long, eventually though she said: Ok now fuck me.
Needless to say it took like 30 secs for me to fill that pussy up.

only hot if femanon

Fucking a stripper that's 12 years younger than me. Tight as fuck, horny. Can't wait to see her again

pic related, sorry

sister sex.

>dropped acid
>gf went to bed
>nextmorning still tripping balls
>have morning sex
>more emotion and sensation than I've ever felt
>The universe came with me that day

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> was chilling with my twin bro
> he was sucking my dick we were preteens
> was like wow
> bestfeels.mpg
> Then hear some weird shit
> bro gets pulled down
> then i come out
> was told my bro died cause he was born feet first.

my ex bf has a really nice body. i like feeling his abs flex when i'm riding his dick and I love feeling his big warm hands grabbing my tits and sliding between my legs and grabbing me like he owns me when his big cock throbs inside me. I usually cum before he does can feel myself contracting around his cock as he pounds deep inside of me. I love how confident he is and that cute face and body makes it effortless. Pic related. ex bf.

with an Asian Polish Girl it was heaven

Please tell more

Almost impossible to describe how snug and welcoming it was perfect amount of cushion.

facefucking a pretty young prostitute

Me and my mom got really drunk when I was over at her place for Christmas eve, ended up fucking her brains out on the couch, she hasn't had a boyfriend since

I arrived in an Asian 3rd world toilet of a country. Hooked up with a girl pretty soon, she literally followed me home. Fucked her. All women should fuck like her, she was simply the best fucking lay I've ever had. Sadly, that perfect vagina was surrounded by some serious crazy and I had to move along. Still miss that amazing bitch though...

Hottest experience was when I fucked a girl at university.

We both had long-term partners but there was something going on between us, we simply had strong feelings for each other. We went out one night for a mutual friends birthday, got pretty drunk and ended up having the most passionate, intense, loudest, best sex I have ever had. Had a condom but she didn't want me to use it. It was amazing. Since that day we secretly fuck every couple of months or so behind out partners back.

Shit's cash.

The day I lost my virginity.
Was 13, female friend's older sister was 15. Slept over their place. Her parent's wouldn't let me stay in her room because 13 year olds can't be trusted, so they told me to sleep on a blow up matress in the older sister's room. We talked, made out, she taught me how to eat out, and then we had sex.

The most memorable part was her tits. 14 years on and I have still never seen a pair that was even nearly as good as her's. C-cup, perky as hell, slightly puffy nipples, amazing colouring, smooth skin. I couldn't fault them in any way. Still talk to her if we run into eachother on the street, but never did anything after that one night.

>Gross girl that was tryna fuck around with me invites me to her friends apartment
>Her friend is older. 38 and I'm 24 at the time
>Str8 smokeshow
>After the other girl passes out we fuck like crazy
>Continue seeing each other until she just ignored me, got a BF and moved on

Woof. Older women are awesome.

i used to believe the best pussy was always crazy until i met my ex wife.

Jesus fucking Christ... I think I know you. Won't say names, but you're in America yeah? That's a picture of me. If you're who I think you are, I've thought of you recently and always suspected you visit here

I had a tranny cum in my ass.
The load was so large and came out with some force that I actually felt it hit them inside of me

Giving another reply early here. I can't believe it, that is me. Shoot me a text, been lonely. Gained about 20lbs, but it's a good deal muscle, and also gained an extra 30K/year since then. Pretty sure I know who you are

that isn't you, shut up, you are drunk

PAWG escort.

Best sex in my life and worth every penny.

Yeah, I'm drunk. But I've got that photo on my old phone, looking at it right now. I'm extremely intrigued

friends gf was sick of him, we talked, hung out with me twice, on third hangout she rode me raw and let me cum in her while bouncing on my dick. best virginity to loss ever.

>Be 18yo me
>Just droped by 5 years ugly GF
>Felt horny and called exGF's fat friend and ask for a bj
>I knew she wanted my cock so bad so I took advantage on her
>Be her first dick ever
>She sucked like a pro, best blowjob ever
>She went to the bathroom with my cum in her mouth and later confess that she stares at herself in the mirror while she played with it before swallow
>Did this one more time and was even better. No other women was this desperate for my cock
>Be her first BJ

post it with a different censor over the face, but in such a way that i can tell you didn't just doctor the one already posted in this thread

Sounds great, especially if you are 22 years old.

Honestly can't say I feel safe posting pics from this device.. I'm a really private guy. If you're the person who posted the original, you should know that. Hint is that my profile isn't honeybadger anymore

Loool. 30ish so that makes her... 18ish

>lame excuse
lol i knew you were just some random drunk

gtfo

With my neighbor’s wife, we also work at the same place.

Who cares about you? I'm talking to the one who posted the image, which obviously wasn't you. The one who posted it knows I drank a lot, too

like
when u put ure dick in a girl.

>be me
>last christmas
>roommates gf 6/10 face, 9/10 body
>hang out a lot
>roommate leaves room to take a shit
>always takes at least half an hour to shit
>gril takes my hand, guides it to her crotch
>makes me rub her pussy while whispering "oh shit, ohhhh shit"
>made me diamonds

>two weeks later
>gril books hotel room
>I knock on the door
>she opens, wearing a black short dress
>underneath nothing but stockings
>we fuck for the first time
>she rolls a joint after round one
>cont fucking in tha bathtub
>order junk food and beer to the room
>smoked another joint in the tub
>fuck again
>chicken wings beer and more pussy in bed
>smoke and fall asleep

Next morning
>good morning wood
>she wakes up
>starts rubbing her pussy on my dick
>grabs my dick on gently pushes it in her ass
>dick nearly explodes
>breakfast in bed
>good bye fuck

Shit was cash. Dick was hurting for days.
Best Christmas ever

Banged my friends sister twice. First time it was like the best sex ever. I was prepared, and she was very satisfied with the performance. She woukd flash me whenever we were alone. Sneaky firbidden sex is the best

That's what she said

It makes her 8ish you sick fuck

>Shit that never happened.

i posted it

Girl riding me with her smelly feet on my face ordering me to stick out my tongue.
>Yes, I have a foot fetish.

He said he's 30, so she's 18

You said he's 22, so she's 10

Yeah?

The best was a cop, on duty, in uniform, I was on the back seat of his patrol car gripping his duty belt and ramming his cock up my butt. I came straight up his tie.

Trips never lie

>implying i'm even actually married

Get a grip, nobody here is capable of a healthy enough relationship to actually be married. This is a website full of people obsessed with taylor swift, underage girls, a dude eating shit, traps, and trying their absolute hardest to do the least useful thing in any given scenario. If you think anyone who posts or even lurks here is married you've succumb to a few too many lies.

Doubt it. I know the location of the house that door is in, and the location of the door in that house, and have those gym shorts in my dresser. I even have my armpit hair groomed the same way I did in the pic. That is me, and if you're lying about who you are, then I don't know what creep you are

>Be 15yo me with 15yo GF
>Tried vaginal sex many times but my dick was too big for her pussy and she was afraid
>She wasn't afraid o took it in the ass, tho
>We were together for 5 years and I fucked her ass while she touched her clit every three days or so
>The no-anal days she always gave me a BJ and she loved facials so much that she always cummed with my load on her face
>Good times

On holidays at the wifes familys vacation house
Woke up one morning and we started to fuck and suck 5 hrs straight. Ticked every box possible for 2 people, every box, ‘cept scat. (fuck you devos).
House stank of piss for days after.
Got vid but can’t webm
Maybe one day.

With my colleague at work, we used to fuck, but first I didn’t know that she was married nor that she has kids. Pic related

Fucked this MILF who was flirting with me on FB. Incredible body, amazing sex. Sadly she moved far away in asia after. Still miss those awesome fucks.

>blah blah blah
prove it or gtfo

thanks for the facebook image. messaging her husband now about her colleague she fucked and bragged about. good luck!

prostitute giving me a blowjob. came in her mouth and no fucks were given.

Burden of proof lies with me I suppose. It goes the other way too though, if it is you you'll message me. It's not though, you're a cunt, she wasn't

Well, good luck

the mff threesums (had 4) and fucking my wife in a swingers club, never swapped there and not interested in it, but its great fun doing it while others are also doing it around you.

pic related?

got more pics?

Sure.

I facefucked my gf at the time on her Muslim-convert sister's sofa. Then I fucked the shit out of her for 3 hours on their bed. Their dog heard everything.

Last sex with first wife, she was trying to get me to chase her to Oklahoma.

Anal, which was a treat, straight to mouth after cumming. rehard, gagged on cock for a while while dildoing my ass, second one took a while but ramming it down her throat was fun

Lmfao. She works at a stripclub.. has to be 18+

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Surprisingly with a muslim girl. She was so good in bed

she's fine as fuck dude!

Wow

Exactly. She's a good birth American Caucasian babe. She ain't no lying thai bitch

Trips dont lie

Yeah, she was 40 something at the time and she had a smoking hot body.

North american... stupid autocorrect

Faganon?

>>Be her first dick ever
>>She sucked like a pro

No. Pick one. You fucking liar.

Last one. Gonna fap to all the memories

Prostitute brought her 9 year old daughter (she said so anyway) with her to me. Her daughter watched me pound her mother and me covering her mother with cum. It was intense. Sadly didnt get to try the daughter out.

>you're in America yeah

WAY TO NARROW IT DOWN, FUCKAMITE.

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My wife and I had two kids about 18 months apart (2nd one was an accident). The constant hormone fluctuations and having two young kids in the house really hurt our sex life for about 3 years.

Our anniversary is in September, and this year our youngest was done breastfeeding, my wife's hormones were back to normal, and the little one was finally old enough to spend the night with grandma and grandpa. So my wife and I booked a hotel room for the night and holy shit was it awesome. Other than going out to a nice dinner, we pretty much spent the entire time there fucking. 10 times in about 16 hours. All the kinky shit we can't get up to at home too because we're afraid the kids will interrupt us in the middle of it. There was even a small pool in the room that we fucked in a couple times.

meet hoe over dating site, get regular bjs but after hours of listening to her

ignore her for long time, then one day she txt

i say im coming over but ur face has to be blindfolded and hands tied and on her knees

i fuck her face in diff positions then i tell her to keep saying "daddy i want ur cum" til i finally cum in mouth

she swallows i get dressed then leave

driving around the city with a gril from craigslist a few years ago
>fucking in a parked car on a semi-busy street
>fucking on a bridge while traffic passes
>fucking on her roof standing up and holding her off the ground
great memory

Same thing happened with a girl I was seeing last year. Strange times.

>best is subjective
I paid a stripper for a blowjob. I hadn't come since the day before. She was literally a pro (no surprise) and had me cumming in under 2 minutes with a condom and no hands. Can't remember any other girl making me cum that good and fast

>wedding night
>in bed with wife
>turn lights off
>get naked
>sex in missionary position

best 2 minutes of my life

You choose to believe what you want. As long as it makes you feel better.
You're the reason you suck so much dick. Life's a bitch and you like to complain