ITT: SHARE YOUR SECRETS / CONFESSIONS / ETC

ITT: SHARE YOUR SECRETS / CONFESSIONS / ETC

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i pooped
my butt
at tim
hortons

good work

Cheated on my wife with a super model.. i dont feel bad at all, ive been super positive since

how big was his dick?

I only shit in the shower. Don't invite me over to your place.

I told my first girlfriend I lost my virginity to her. While the week before that I fucked the hottest girl ever on a holiday in Switzerland. This is 15 years ago, and the best thing was that, that girl was the girlfriend of my best friend who lives there.

I post pictures of my wife when she was in her 20's on Sup Forums. She doesn't know.

I even have pictures with Sup Forums file names so I can post her in "pictures you have saved" threads.

I think it's called Candaulism

Around 8 bro. No homo

I fap witřh shemale porn and gay fantasy

Only did it once when I had severe diarea. Did not like it at all, what kind of satisfaction do you get out of this?

Ive showered with my nieces quite a few times, including earlier today

Wot happened?

You've posted this so many times I don't think it qualifies as a secret any more

I used to fuck my daughter/niece until she was 13. Best sex I ever had!

my fonger in back of car friend car

>daughter/niece
delete which does not apply?

secrecy is subjective

That does apply if that user had a kid with his sister.

A highly unlikely point, but well made

Both apply. I got my sister pregnant when she was 15. She kept the kid... fucked the kid as she grew up...

Agreed

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

So, she outgrew you when she turned 13. Sorry about your dick size, Sup Forumsro.

Yeah, she outgrew me. Figured it would happen.
Her mom let me fuck her until she was 21... but the kid was really into fucking and sucking, I missed that when she decided to move on...

English mother fucker

I think Sup Forums made me gay or open to the idea of being gay

I fingered a girl and tasted her pussy whilst she was unconscious and lying in a ditch after I had accidentally hit her with me car. She was riding har bike

Raped my sister when I was 15. She was 17. Drugged her and she passed out. Lost my viriginity that way. She doesn't know till this day

Found out a friend has pictures of my wife sticking a butt plug in her ass. She used to fuck him apparently. Makes me horny thinking about it. She admitted it.

It was early evening when I overtook her on a country road and she swerved into the car.
In a panic I ran over afraid she was dead but when I saw her unconscious and how pretty and cute she was wearing a skirt with her panties showing I couldn’t resist groping her a little which lead to penetrating her tight cunt with my fingers only then did I run over to the nearest house to call for help licking my fingers all the way tasting her sweet cunt juices

I’m guessing she was around 13-14 but cute as a button

Jokingly told my gf on day that I'd love to dose her teen daughter with XTC and take advantage of her afterwards
Expected a death stare, instead her eyes lit up, got on my lap to grind against me, and told me she'd love to see how that'd play out

Didn’t know pirates drove cars.

Wife seemed to be at her horniest when her daughter was around.
For eg, lost count of number of handjobs I got when the 3 of us were in the hottub step daughter is areal hottie too. Maybe wife knew it and tried to compete

>very early 2000s
>20
>parents not home
>do like webm related
>masturbate to memories

I had sex with a man a couple years ago cause I was drunk and horny, I didn't enjoy it at all but he was really good at giving head. 3/10 wouldn't fuck a man again. Yes i was top

my secret is that I get so turned on around men in uniform that I can cum in my pants without touching myself. It's kind of awkward, and sort of understand it, but as a fetish it can cause me problems occasionally, especially when i'm interacting with police officers.

>i'm a guy

My older brother used to pay me money to touch my boobs because he was/is pretty fucking ugly, eventually started paying me more for more sexual stuff and I ended up buying a car when I was 17. Nobody could work out how I could afford it.

I'm a registered sex offender

tinyurl com/yanfam7g

I have boner

I like traps and I think its gay.

I once watched a girl get raped and did nothing about it because she was an utter bitch. Still feel kinda bad though.

I strate merked a nigga in reno cuz i jus wanted ta see life leave a niggas body

I'm the real slim shady.

I'm deeply fascinated by Columbine.

Not really that big of a deal. Although I'm a college RA in the dorms.

I feel like if my residents and co-workers knew how much time I spent reading about Columbine I'd get kicked out.

I don't wanna hurt anyone though. No shooting plan, or guns or anything. I just obsessively think about Columbine. I got diagnosed with OCD because of it.

Hint: Virginia tech version 2.

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When I was 20, I killed a guy. He was a homeless who always touched the neighborhood girls and stole shit so I never felt guilty, and at that moment it felt great. Wouldn't do it again tho.

I'm doing lunch and phoneposting with one hand. Brief summary is that she was in my class at school and was a complete shithead to everyone but pretty fit in a chavvy way. House party after school one night and there were some weird older blokes there and she'd either led them on or pissed them off or something because two of them ended up just pinning her down and fucking the shit out of her.

...

I meet up with pedos online and stab them to death

I want to meet you and shake your hand

Pic related still stalking? PM for verification?

...

>Be me.
>Become a drug dealer.
>Fast forward two years and now you have murdered three of your friends and killed one man in self defense.
>You can't take the pain and guilt behind you're base crimes so you become addicted to opiates.
>This becomes such a problem you trade that out for other drugs.
>Fast forward two more years and you have reunited with the love of your life, now you have everything you ever wanted.
>Except all your capable of feeling is terror and guilt.
>The hallucinations of your victims follow you around talking shit to you like its "American Werewolf in London."
>Now you can no longer hold a job for more than two months.
>Your drug habit has become a cocaine habit so bad now you could overdose every time you get high.
>I think I need help. I can't judge most people who confess I am such a monster but, whatevs M8 lets talk anyway.

share nudes of chicks I know simply because I enjoy having people see their bodies.

Was it worth It?

a few nights ago i had repeated detailed dreams of me fucking a cow. An actual cow.

No idea why.

I fucked our foreign exchange student several times. She sent me a ton of nudes since she left

When I was 16 I pretended being a 13 year old girl to scam creepy old man online. One of them used his real name for some reason and send me pics of him masturbating and shit. turned out that he had a family and pretty high position at vw

I work as a waiter and my restaurant is decorated with vases with lift off lids that you can't see inside. One day I thought it'd be funny to put a few slabs of fresh mozzarella that we use for our caprese salad into one of the vases and lid it. "Not like anyone ever looks in these right?" was my thought. Anyway months passed and staff/guests start to notice a rancid smell coming from somewhere in the restaurant (close to the vase of course). Gets so bad regulars start to avoid these specific tables. Finally our cook opens the vase to find its overgrown with green fuzzy mold. Literally filled with the shit you can't even see the cheese anymore. Try to act disgusted when he shows the servers, rather than laugh. No one caught me thankfully.

I work at domino's, and every Friday night I stay until 3:30am to close. On the way home, there's a 76 gas station which I stop at to pick up snacks along the way. And around that time of night, there's this woman named Pam who runs the register. She's in her 40s, maybe 50s. Definitely a mom, you can tell by the way she laughs and the way she talks. We're pretty good friends, every time I stop in we have some fun conversations while I'm picking up the usual junk food. I noticed that her minivan has an "I

yay you!!!

Years ago I used to work at an ice cream store, I took a bottle of raspberry sauce and dumped around multiple loads into it over one weekend.

The next week I would tell any cute girls/mom/daughters that raspberry sauce was the only one left & proceed to cover their treats in my cum sauce. Sometimes they would hang around and eat it right near the store and I could watch them eating my cum.

> "that ice cream was so tasty user!"

this sounds like a good pitch for shark tank

I have pics of my wife at 16 and like to share and jack off to them. Shes 28 now.

Last time I ever eat a Mr Whippy..

are you Roy Moore? Shouldn't you be campaigning?

I don't feel anything :^)

Show pics?

My in-laws don't know that I've been fucking my wife since she was 12 and just blossomed into womanhood. I got their consent to date her when she was 14 and I was 24 and married her when she was 16. They think she lost her virginity on our wedding night.

We at the NSA have developed a software that tracks your confessions to your IP address and have used this information to create a "virtual" avatar with a complete personality analysis.

We're just collecting it tho, ain't gonna do nothing with it. No siree bob.

Got kik?

I'm in love with a girl that wants to be a stripper. It breaks my heart. I see her every day and she flirts with every guy I know and tells them all the details about it, but she barely speaks to me.

I committed the Whitechapel murders back in '88.

theboynextdoor852

i dont like myself

I have a strong attraction towards necrophilia.

i'm a dirty sissy whore

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