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Black women edition

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Good edition

pfm

Good edition

shit edition

anime

Might stick my head in the microwave for a bit to cool down haha

Literally overheating

might buy shitcoin now that its crashed

fat and smelly
shoo! SHOO!

Just had a lovely poo lads

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>israel flag
Hope this isn't a pol memer

oh fuck yes nigger women make my little cock feel tingly xDDD they're so fucking hott!!!!!

What is Joe thinking in this moment

bloody hell update your OS

hate children, not a pedophobe just dont like em simple as

>cherrpick unattractive black woman
>lol they are ugly xd

went park after uni
quite nice

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EKKI TESTA

terrorists give you bombs and bullets and you give back love and hugs?!? wake up people and stand up for your country

redpill. full blacks are invariably ugly

I'm on El Capitan

Don't wanna update to the newest one as I fear my 2011 laptop will go to shit like Apple always does haha

Not before you suck me off chink

"I wish I still had hair"

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why doesn't brit have a black gf ?
surely you lads arent racist

redpill: full blacks are invariably ugly

soo

Take your willy out for a walk

>The 2011 UK Census recorded 137,862 French-born people living in the UK

137862/65000000 = 0.2% of the population

i.e. one in 500 posts under a british flag is actually a frog

ah yes, manchester

>27 C
fucking faggot. we'll be back to 33 c on saturday which is normal for us. with 70% humidity too. if i ever see you on the street i WILL cave your face in.

The UK looks quite lovely when the sun is out.

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CURRY DELIERY IS OVER 10 MINUTES PAST ESTIMATED TIME I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE LADS

"no" it depends on the woman

wish i did desu

alri

GOOD post

>he thinks that's full black
screaming

impossible brit doesnt reach 500 posts

chimpanzees (and the fact they will rip your arm off bro)

He already said he's deliberately trying not to look.

what did you order laddo?

>having to specify celsius
>calling anyone else a faggot

lmaooooooooooooo

>the bomber wasn't a refugee
>mmmm yeah well they're welcome anyway

>if they aren't as black as the night sky they aren't full black
CREASING

>I don't have a bubble butt gf to smother my face with
Sad!

alri

nothing adventerous: naan rice curry popadoms

does desu

the darker the berry the sweeter the juice :^)

love pints
hate pakis

hang on lads

did itunes get rid of that thing where it made the background the same colour as the album art?

just had two spanish people buzz my intercom asking if they know anyone who speaks spanish

I said no then they asked me if I know anyone who speaks spanish, told them no and adios

this shouldn't happen in my 99% white city

what curry x

>itunes

Love alcohol free pints
Hate bacon
simple as

Not very knowledgable about world affairs or politics but I would probably carpet bomb Syria and Libya from one end to the other in response to the bombing. If another attack happened, I'd carpet bomb another muslim country (Belgium and France first) and keep going until the attacks stop.

Thoughts?

>clearly a non-nigger nose
>no kinky afro hair
howling
delusional nigger lovers are always from yuropoor countries where there aren't any

Spanish are white sweetie x

i'm in love lads x

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is he autistic?

>where there aren't any
but there are fucking retard
>all africans have big noses and kinky hair
Fucking retard please off yourself you do know Africans are different right?

fuck off Sup Forums cunt

love living a pure life according to the book
hate meat products from pigs

>belgium

for tea last night. potatoes, bread, colslaw, beef, pork, nachos and mango chutney

it's a power handshake

plant eating scum

peng weather

>but there are fucking retard
ah yes, take my hyperbole literally, that'll make you seem really smart
>>all africans have big noses and kinky hair
nope, never said this, smart one. a lot of african countries are mixed with arab etc.

I've found God lads.

desu the brit lad is just as retarded

some lovely places in the baltics

*walks in your gaff*
haha hey there slugger
*pats your head*
ooh, is that some new lego? looks ace mate!
*shakes your dad's hand*
how's it going mate, I see user hasn't grown out of his little.. err.. 'phase' - still a virgi-
*your dad nods his head solemnly*

without the fake hair and makeup, she'd look awful.

Recommend me a thread from /wsg/

>nope, never said this, smart one. a lot of african countries are mixed with arab etc.
Yes you did most Africans aren't mixed and don't have kinky hair or big noses

enjoying my lego
don't judge me

GORGOL HARRUMPH BTFO

the number keeps going up

>Yes you did
where did I say that all africans have big noses and kinky hair?
>most Africans aren't mixed and don't have kinky hair or big noses
wrong

bit hot x

kpop general

dunno lad, the hiv/aids rates there are astounding

lego twat

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genuinely looks like the bastard child of shrek and a silverback gorilla

you sound like some fat midwest mom commenting on facebook because your mans left you for a darkie

>no kinky afro hair
They straighten their hair or just use wigs

I bet your anus is wet and loose. Would love you pummel it right now with my stonking hard on

Gonna do a cheeky J in the park?

>nicole aniston finally got blacked

>wrong
proofs?
>where did I say that all africans have big noses and kinky hair
>clearly a non-nigger nose
>no kinky afro hair

heard a rumor that the source of all his heat is cheadle, can anyone confirm?

I was so sure I was gonna fuck my hairdresser today I could taste it

>good looking guy
>never had trouble with women
>hairdresser is tidy as FUCK MILF
>need haircut
>go into hairdressers late just as she's about to close
>ask her if 'she has time to do me'
>10 minutes till she closes
>gives me a suggestive look and says yes
>finishes off the other 2 guys
>closes the blind and turns off her OPEN sign so 'we're not disturbed by anyone else'
>gives me a full on 'fuck me' look as she does so
>playing with her hair
>stroking my head and hair
>being a little more flirty than usual
>still not sure if she wants it
>gets a phone call as I get up to pay
>cancels it and says it can wait
>pay and leave

FOR FUCK SAKE. I was too scared to make a move in case she wasn't up for it and it got too awkward to go back because she always gets my hair bang tidy.

Such a fucking dick

imagine all the sweaty fannies, bumholes and willies across the UK today

favela monkey is here

if i long press q on my windows phone the number 1 comes up
and the same for the other numbers with the top keyboard letters
didnt know that, fun x

>Tfw definitely the most handsome, successful and interesting person on /Brit/