Greatest allies edition
/cum/
bebbi
going to bed lads
tfw no gf
FUCK NEW ZEALAND
Is /cum/ fasting for Ramadan?
excuse me?! you're my ally, bitchboy! now suck my dick or else you get raped dry, NZcuck
enshallah
gonna buy myself a nice mug off amazon
This desu
Is anyone here from New Mexico? What is like living in a state where Hispanics are almost the majority?
gotta do a pee lads
what do i do
i go rub one out and the general is dead
im the soul of this place
>implying you lads could even find it on a map
Never thought anyone would get jealous of Canada here
>muh disrespect for America
th for the PENS
hold it in
women are fascinated by men with full bladders
>soul of the place
>admits it's still shit when he's here
Makes you think
Is that Straya on the right? The map seems to be missing a few stars.
FOB
i reckon the same 674bhwyfamaljefaxbf
>almost
Anyway good night /cum/ gonna go on my trip tomorrow.
guess ill be back on monday
>map
The state rasheed education
prepare to be swept
i'll have you know that i know each country on the world and its capital
night night bud
hope you have fun
woops too late xox
Capital of Mount Athos?
WAIT WHERE IS HIS TRIP THIS IS IMPORTANT
if you had to have children, what gender would you prefer?
i would want girls desu
mount athos is not a country, just a special area in greece and anyway i think it starts with p?
1 boy to become a baseball star, and a daughter to become a chemist/doctor
>New Mexico law grants Spanish a special status. For instance, constitutional amendments must be approved by referendum and must be printed on the ballot in both English and Spanish. Certain legal notices must be published in English and Spanish, and the state maintains a list of newspapers for Spanish publication.
Gross
We'll see.
daughters but at least one son
idk, but i hope he has fun on it
>t. just googled it
It's Karyes, Mount Athos is a proper countrylet
i have a daughter, i want a son
but my gf wants a gay son, fucking hate life
how old are you? why does she want a gay son?
>my gf wants a gay son
Amazing how faggotry went from disgusting mental disorder to something trendy in 1-2 generations.
Daaaaaaaamn Emilia clark looks like THAT?
25
shes one of those millennial women, so i guess it's understandable
but i'm not gonna let that happen
wtf, how old is she that she already wants a son
Those pants are struggling
17
don't judge me
wait....but if you're 25...
>but my gf wants a gay son
Why haven't you pulled the the ejection switch yet?
>17
17 is gen z
legal in my state bud
Pedophilia is the hot new thing for SJW's to shill for though
Cya loser :)
>17
>pedophilia
17 is pedophilia
>tfw I got a homosexual animefag ERP poster b&
You guys can thank me later.
>17 is pedophilia
Good lad
who
trash
That /cum/ is well below bump limit, leaf may be telling the truth
Show me on the map where the bad man touched you.
I thought the beatles were purged from youtube?
>he thinks fuck off were full is good
>meanwhile we aren't even displayed on maps
Heh, nuthin personnel kid
how do you know if you have fallen asleep until you wake up
how can you and your girlfriend be 25 and 17 and already have a child?
also if she wants to be progressive she should want an hsts son
yah but [USER WAS DMCA'd FOR THIS POST]
except the official channel
this video makes me sad because it's not even half the song
youtube.com
I haven't heard the beatles since they remastered everything and everyone licensed it on every single platform
rate my name /cum/:
>luis enrique
is this a joke
depends on the album or the song the older ones tend to get away with it more. Some are also just versions that never made the final cut
>Louis Henry
Just so-so
no?
oh i should've clarified. she is not the mother of my daughter
>louis
>not lewis
??
>just so-so
:c
>no?
oh okay, still tho, why do you have a child at 25? and why are you dating a 17 yo?
New Mexico same as the old Mexico.
you could ask many other states that too
Now if it was Diego Matamoros... That's a proper spic name.
got a cramp in my side
am I dying?
I hate miley cyprus
yes, call your parents and tell them you love them
i really don't want to talk about it
but, i met a girl in college, i was 20 she was 19.
we had a kid, shit goes bad, she left with the kid.
now i have my current gf that wants a faggot for a son
but its 1/2 past midnight
miley was /mygirl/ until she dropped all her crazyness now she's just there
How many of u actually voted for Trump?
I
I don't vote lmao, neither does over half the country
underage
i did :^)
...
newshub.co.nz
So the next Far Cry is killing alt-right supporters in Montana. How does /cum/ feel about this? Seems like a shit gimmick for a tired franchise to get a lot of publicity to me desu
me
never played any far cry
you literally just sit there for 15 minutes and you beat the game
No. I'm not gonna take time out of my work day to go do something that has little to no effect on my personal life. NOTHING in my life has changed from last year to this year despite a party change, and it will always be like this. Unless this country ends up under a literal dictatorship restricting personal rights and enforcing stupid shit, I will never vote.