This is the Sup Forums pass user refuge thread

This is the Sup Forums pass user refuge thread.
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Hello

What's going on?

I don't want to pay gookmoot but fuck proxypostings

>mfw poorfags can't post

Captcha service shat the bed apparently

kek

I only bought a Sup Forums pass when I got home drunk one night and wanted to shitpost at speed but found it very convenient for my day to day posting, very happy with my purchase.

10/10
Thanks Sup Forums.

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I'm ok with this

is shit anyways

I can literally PICTURE the dozens of hyperventilating poorfag Sup Forums users reading this thread RIGHT NOW

Agreed. For only 20 dollars a year you get such a wealth of benefits! Legit lmaoing @ people who haven't bought it yet.

Literally cucked

>implying hiroshima nagasaki didn't do this on purpose

get that pass goys!

>drunkposting

kys my man

Already on it chief.
If I continue to drink my body should give out at some point.

Don't you people have easy access to guns, I would have taken the fast and easy route rather than wasting away while hating myself more and more everyday.

>not drunkposting
commit sudoku senpai

test

>while hating myself
What gives you the impression that I hate myself?

I am just projecting myself onto your post pham

ur good magyarbro

Hello :)

I couldn't post just now for some reason

welcome

when I get "drunk", my mind remains clear but I feel like I am constantly losing control over the basic functions of my body, not very enjoyable.

was it because you didn't have a pass?

>⭐

thus begin an new age of tripfags

all m*inlanders hate themselves so he assumes you must too

It's all about set and setting chinanon. You gotta have a good mindset and be in the right setting. Try getting half drunk and doing something nostalgic like playing old games or reading.

>butthurt TWfag joins the fray

I am not a mainlander but I am very much chink.

faguette

I'm getting a little lonely, bros.

Or playing cancerous MOBAs which are only bearable while drunk
How do you manage to read while drunk though?

hey that's my thread

what a small world

No but I'm phoneposting so cant really what the problem was

I lay down on my bed with some scotch and historical books

It gets ridiculously comfy

screeching

could be internet connection

the point is I am kinda allergic on alcohol, I can probably drink an inhuman amounts of whiskies/vodka (which is a big part of my life when I was living in London) if my throat would stop expanding the second it feels alcohol in my system.

>Try getting half drunk and doing something nostalgic like playing old games or reading.

I can feel like that with a dram of whisky but I usually pour myself a big class and I like to finish my drink quickly, it's a personal problem of mine.

Yeah some people don't enjoy it and a few people I know hate it, I like it because I'm usually quite socially reserved and it loosens me up a lot.

Well, if you're allergic you can't force yourself to get drunk. Try large amounts of weak alcoholic drinks or very small amounts of strong ones, and mix it up until you find something that you can handle.

after living in places with restricted internet I would not wish this fate on except my absolute most hated enemy.

I enjoy drinking but I can't drink in social situations, almost ruined a wedding with my somewhat drunken outbursts.

That's actually what I did when I was living overseas, I try building up my resistance but you can only go so far.

Fucking poorfags

>almost ruined a wedding with my somewhat drunken outbursts.
Alright, tell us what you did.

what third world country can I travel to and impress a girl with my 4cha pass?

Zimbabwe

Eh, may not be your thing then. Try weed, or meditation,

Every Eastern European third world country except Lithuania, apparently.
Haven't seen a single one of them with a pass yet

it wasn't as interesting as you imagined, the wedding was for one of my cousins and they are basically doing 1-2 hours worth of "we love each other so much" corny crap, I was in a hurry to leave because I have an important profession exam to catch (which I ended up failing anyways) and I have had too many brandies, my family said I was going to pull something bad before stopping me.

I wish I have access to any of these things but if I got find out I will probably die here.

>meditation
nigga

Feels like a ghost town.

I never realised how many people weren't using passes

How the fuck do you make yourself sit there and solve captchas day in day out

50,000 anons used to shitpost here....

feels like Sup Forums old post rate at this time before generals became a thing tbqh

captchas have been getting more and more elaborate and difficult as well
is this all a big ploy by gookmoot?

Godspeed Chinanon, find what you love someday.
Even just stopping to think about life for a while is nice.

Yeah, I feel like that as well. It baffles me when people act like the pass is terrible. Posting without a captcha is fucking glorious, especially in faster threads.

Just type your post, ctrl+enter, and you're done.

Let's share some oldfag stories.

Anybody remember that Australian user who hacked Sup Forums to doxx that French femanon who used to post on Sup Forums? It was back in late 2013 or 2014 I think and the meme back then was that she likes to fuck dogs. She was quite hot.

The Australian sits in a prison now, if I remember correctly.

>mfw a poorfag autistically screeches near me

When ausmoot hacked the joint they were only making about 20k a year off passes, not that many users compared to how many lurkers are on the site

Why would he be in jail?

>moot works for google
>google runs recaptcha

HOW DEEP DOES THE RABBIT HOLE GO

YES

and all the admin shit got revealed too
that was fucking comedy gold

That's hardly an oldfag story

I bought a pass 40 minutes ago out of self-hate.

Is this foreshadowing the return of our rightful lord and savior Moot Christ?

ahh man those were the days

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>ctrl+enter
???
I always just do tab+tab+space

His identity got found out pretty quick

>not shift+tab+enter

I was the guy in the notorious /brit/ meetup picture

tab tab enter masterrace

HOLY FUCK

I did before as well, but ctrl-enter lets you do it while you're still in the text box.

ctrl+enter masterrace

based lads both of you
the one who got lost?

Nah the "french" one

Why not just tab tab enter?

>moyes

Did you guys actually have a fun night?

Was the story about one of you not having ID and having to leave true?

Yes. He didn't have an ID so he left, we later found out he went to a gay bar on his own.

anyone know whatever happened to he who shall not be named?

POORFAGS BTFO

fucking legendary

Seriously it's 15 quid, who the fuck can't afford that

whatever happened to that wave of girls btw, did they all find homes in generals

I've seen a lot of people actively hate the pass. Christ knows why.

Don't really know if this counts as oldfag, but in the summer of 2016, moot crashed a thread on Sup Forums by posting a picture of a glowing ham on the right side of the board and banning himself and everyone else in the thread for 2 minutes with the message "USER WAS HAMMED FOR THIS POST"

I was too drunk to screencap :(

hmmm

They're jews.

>wave of girls
there was more than one?
didnt witness that but sounds like typical moot
he will never come back, sigh

hello

That's not even slightly old.

Alright gentlemen, I'm gonna go pass out now. Have a good night Sup Forums passholder master race.

a few americans, a kiwi, french and even one chick from guam

I remember the kiwi one because when her face pics leaked she disappeared because she was ugly

good night laddo
huh i vaguely remember the kiwi one, but the other ones not so much

Don't forget to sign the book of condolences

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