witching edition
/metal/
Jayden Garcia
Elijah Baker
Christian glam slays the black metal nu-male.
Evan Campbell
Reminder
Luke Hill
>I have schizophrenia
Angel Davis
>g****
>why a new general? sage
Lincoln Long
djent
John James
nth for based melodeath hating sperg keeping up the good fight
Juan Kelly
Also First Wave= Best Wave
Bentley Stewart
this anally disturbs the tourist
Landon Cox
I'm a nu-male and I'm tired of everyone pretending it matters or that I'm less worth as a person because of it. You can all meme yourselves out of existence, doesn't change the fact that we're pretty much where humanity is headed. Yeah I might be a cucked BLACKED pegged manlet piece of shit, but soon enough everyone will be. And those disgusting, fat, triggered tumblr SJW "females" with a title in imaginary taxonomy are also the future.
It's awful and I hate it, but it's inevitable. I'm a nu-male, that's right. I listen to feelsy post-avant-atmoblackgaze and like putting things up my arse and whatever. As I said, soon enough we all will be.
Except the lucky ones who can muster enough courage to end their lives, but of course, being a nu-male, I will never know courage in my entire, possibly obscenely long life.
Pic related, it's my favourite album of all times. It gives me *mmmuh feels*
Zachary Howard
...
Jaxon Roberts
this disturbs the tourist
Eli Robinson
>panaramic
Joseph White
this disturbs the tourist
Juan Ortiz
anally
Logan Bailey
Where are the album covers that show pictures of forests with instagram filters. And where is the atmosphere?
Elijah Powell
is that sacred bones logo? fucking disgusting never dropped something faster
David Diaz
>Sacred Bones
the tourist is you
Dominic Lopez
First First Wave chart = Best First Wave chart
(this anally disturbs the tourist)
Aiden Gonzalez
based numale lord
Mason Gutierrez
tourist
Connor Powell
>a-user, this disturbs me
Jonathan James
How do i get a qt3.14 to sing for my death/doom band?
Ryan Adams
You don't. Go learn to growl
Brody Russell
you do not
Kevin Reyes
kidnap someone and give them drugs, it's what pimps do
Justin Ramirez
/metal/-themed hybrid band of metalcore and 1st wave BM called Disturb The Tourist when?
Nolan Davis
>be tourist walking through forest
>taking selfies to upload later
>really digging the atmosphere
>suddenly riffs
>suddenly needless heterosexuality
WTF i didn't sign up for this
Juan Murphy
>hybrid band of metalcore and 1st wave BM
isn't this Trivium?
Jayden Long
That would be easy since 1st wave bm and metalcore use similar riffs
0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0
Noah Russell
Disturb the Tourist - Tourist Holocaust
we need a tracklist
Ayden Clark
That's a shit title, user
Jayden Peterson
>Girlfriend and I started pegging
>Feel like less of a man
Melodeath for this feel?
Tyler Perry
...
Isaac Bailey
tourist status: disturbed
Anthony Diaz
Arghoslent
Cooper Kelly
>Nervously you take a glace back
>"Daddy what's this? I feel like I don't want Tyrone to see my mom anymore."
>"No sacred son. Don't listen to the masculine riffs"
>Pull out a reverb pedal from your tourist backpack
>Suddenly raw riffs turn into atmospheric blackgaze
>You take a look back at your wife's son
>"It's all ok now. Let's go get a glutein free launch with salad"
Jose Gray
That's shit. I'm changing the title to "Unending Tour-ture"
Jack Gonzalez
>hybrid of metalcore and 1st wave BM
Toxic Holocaust is a thing already
Alexander Jones
all of it
Zachary Anderson
>glutein
>launch
I understand it's hard typing with one hand while the other is holding your raging boner but calm down
Anthony James
what's some witching metal
youtube.com
Xavier Rivera
Logan Russell
No this is Witching Metal
youtube.com
Robert Foster
this is fucked up
Xavier Howard
atmospheric blackened shoegaze owns tho
Easton Smith
It is indeed a hot mess that shouldn't exist
Leo Lee
can anyone help me find the name of this fucking song???
i'm almost sure it's from nightwish, i can't fucking remember it's driving me insane, i was humming it at work a week ago and now it's back.HELP
Xavier Adams
when is blackgaze not amospheric
Landon Wright
this kills the false
youtube.com
Isaac Wood
Last of the Wilds
Christian Walker
delete this
Jacob Sullivan
>Be a tourist band
>Name yourselfs "Disturbed"
Carter Foster
Tourist =/= normie
Bentley Martinez
SEVER THE TIES
THAT WERE ONCE
UNYIELDING
Juan Powell
40 shades of gray owns tho
Tyler Butler
...
Jose Baker
Unironically like old katatonia and some newer stuff.
Nolan Kelly
t. you
Christian Miller
>some
WHY DON'T YOU LIKE ALL OF IT?
Easton Collins
Gotta keep up appearances.
Sebastian Thomas
tourist here what album is this
Ryder Evans
they stopped being good at the turn of the millenium
Jack Baker
Because Dethroned & Uncrowned and Night Is the New Day just don't cut it
Josiah Morales
look in the mirror
Jackson Harris
t. anally disturbed
Juan Martin
Well the 1st was truly unnecessary, but NITND is kino
David Lopez
I just hoped for more riffs. Like the riffs in the great cold distance were pretty heavy and groovy at times
Kayden Price
Liam Morales
More bands like katatonia, ghost brigade, Swallow the sun or Black sun aeon? I just want doomy sad times
Jose Wilson
...
John Thomas
thank you so much so very much, it was driving me nuts
Alexander Rodriguez
Jaxson Ross
why can't nu males just do harsh vocals for the entire songs? Why do they have to start out with the gay clean vocals
Adrian Barnes
...
Christopher Young
Good shit. Thanks.
Really like how it combines actual doom riffs with beautiful symphonics.
Jaxon Sanchez
It's called "singing", people do this all the time. The more you know.
Easton Bell
Coвeтyeшь?)
Landon Hughes
вaт
Elijah Smith
?
Colton Garcia
alright wiggers, what are the TOP $läm records of 2017? I have been sleeping all year.
Matthew Mitchell
Lot of high score reviews on m-a, let's see...
>cringe lyrics
>attempts at being "symphonic"
>bad vocals
>generic riffing
Yeah, quite the gem indeed.
While on the subject, anyone knows some metal which actually does well in incorporating symphonic elements? Turisas' last two albums are very spot-on in that regard.
Sebastian Clark
first wave wasnt bm
Cooper Price
Oh boi is it going to be the same album with different covers again?
Julian Jones
...
Daniel Wright
>on m-a
Noah Lewis
>shits on Desire
>praises Turisas
This shit writes itself
Anthony Ward
suggesting?))))))
Robert Ward
their vocals were still pretty much dm
Julian Rivera
яcc бeби
Elijah Anderson
>Quorthon
>Death metal vocals
Nolan Sanders
By your logic Mystifier isn't BM
Elijah Jenkins
>t. Disturbed tourist
Unironically though, the term black metal was in wide use before the 90's. You can't just decide something is "not black metal" 30 years later.
Eli Thomas
...
Brayden Walker
dm vocals didn't even exist back then you thick cumbrick
Kevin Evans
they existed
example: Bathory
Matthew Wood
yeah it's the best wave of thrash
Juan Martin
...
Cameron Jenkins
>bathory
>death metal
surely you jest
Angel Gomez
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