Dubs decide what I say to this girl who likes me. roll em.
Dubs decide what I say to this girl who likes me. roll em
Say i actually really like you do you wanna have a good time with on the phone?
Why haven't we fucked yet?
I've been meaning to tell you this for a long time and I think now is right. I'm gay.
Send nudes
Sharpie in pooper.
Send this
'I'm really into girls humiliating me'
Send her a dickpic
Roll
Does this still count?
Is that the hand emoji saying you're going to jack my virgin dick off with?
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what's up? this is pretty straight forward, but, i love fucking homeless guys. i don't know if it's the bodacious balls or the smell of shrek ass. which would you prefer?
OP not a fag?
"Im a massive faggot and i should kms"
The truth is, I've liked you for a really long time. I'd like you to dominate me.
Could you suck my monkey ass
Also send response
roll
holy shit
say "hey, why haven't you sent nudes yet?"
Winrar
I used to like Jews, honestly.
I beat the women i like and god i like u
WINRAR
After we fuck, I must hurt you.
"I have always had a big crush on you""
if u dont reply to this message ur mother will die in her sleep tonight
Re roll
Fock it
Roll
I have a mommy fetish can i call u mommy?
rerolling for this
Reroll
I'd give you like... $14 to suck a few farts straight outta' dat butt with a straw. I bet that balloon knot is feelin' extra velvety tonight.
OP has gone rogue the absolute madman
Ok sorry that last one was a joke. I sent the first message because I want you to dominate me. I want your loving abuse. Could you give us a shot?
Anyway, how much money do you want for a threesome with my dog?
how are you going to explain this when it's over op?
Reroll
'Please humiliate me in real life, mommy'
Send nudes with dildo up the ass
Seriously niggers if you want this to get anywhere fun you cant say degenerate shit...at first
rolling
Send her this
Sorry, just joking. How was your day?
Honestly i am a massive faggot u should not be talking to me
Winrar
i'm just clownin. but,can i ask you a favor? can you lick my hole? just a lick that's all.
roll
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.
Winrar
Send a dickpic
Please respond
Winrar
Reroll
OP here I’ll probably just tell her I was high or drunk. We talk on Snapchat, this is my first time texting her.
roll for this
"Ear Licking ASMR makes me cum"
reroll
Fuck
Reroll
Reroll
I had a weird connection with my mom dont know if i should be telling u this but my mom sometimes come into my room and touch me some places sometimes she would go further then that and i honestly liked it a bit so i now have a mommy fetish can i call u mommy?
Sorry I thought that was my mum texting me. Anyway, how's your day been?
say "I just wanted you to know that when I met you...you turned me straight."
WINRAR
YOU HAVE TO SEND THAT TOO
Sharpie in pooper
Roll
Reroll
Please respond
what a waste
Winrar
WINRARRRR
holy fuck
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I don't care, I'm sorry I cant continue this charade. I do not like you. I would go as far as to say that I can not stand you. I wish you would take a fucking hint and get the fuck out.
Kek
Can't talk masturbating to you pictures.
FUCK I WASTED MY DUBS
Double win for
OP has to send this too
actually kek'd
Is your dad single? He's cute as fk.
I don’t think she thinks it’s me anymore but we’ll keep going
Show bob
reroll
What about vagene
Can you jerk me off with one of these?
"Will you be the Shrek to my Fiona?"
I'm not Nick, as I'm currently as fucking him raw d'oh
when you're done taking pics with that dildo, can I borrow it? my dad lost his.
Do you have a dick? I'm into sissies
this
I am Buzz Lightyear and I come in pies
Bob and vagene, bitch lasagna
Oh fuck
You can jerk off with anything. It's a free country.
I'm sorry, I say stupid when I'm nervous, I love you.
Winrar