Dubs decide what I say to this girl who likes me. roll em

Dubs decide what I say to this girl who likes me. roll em.

Say i actually really like you do you wanna have a good time with on the phone?

Why haven't we fucked yet?

I've been meaning to tell you this for a long time and I think now is right. I'm gay.

Send nudes

Sharpie in pooper.

Send this

'I'm really into girls humiliating me'

Send her a dickpic

Roll

Does this still count?

Is that the hand emoji saying you're going to jack my virgin dick off with?

...

what's up? this is pretty straight forward, but, i love fucking homeless guys. i don't know if it's the bodacious balls or the smell of shrek ass. which would you prefer?

OP not a fag?

"Im a massive faggot and i should kms"

The truth is, I've liked you for a really long time. I'd like you to dominate me.

Could you suck my monkey ass

Also send response

roll

holy shit

say "hey, why haven't you sent nudes yet?"

Winrar

I used to like Jews, honestly.

I beat the women i like and god i like u

WINRAR

After we fuck, I must hurt you.

"I have always had a big crush on you""

if u dont reply to this message ur mother will die in her sleep tonight

Re roll

Fock it

Roll

I have a mommy fetish can i call u mommy?

rerolling for this

Reroll

I'd give you like... $14 to suck a few farts straight outta' dat butt with a straw. I bet that balloon knot is feelin' extra velvety tonight.

OP has gone rogue the absolute madman

Ok sorry that last one was a joke. I sent the first message because I want you to dominate me. I want your loving abuse. Could you give us a shot?

Anyway, how much money do you want for a threesome with my dog?

how are you going to explain this when it's over op?

Reroll

'Please humiliate me in real life, mommy'

Send nudes with dildo up the ass

Seriously niggers if you want this to get anywhere fun you cant say degenerate shit...at first

rolling

Send her this

Sorry, just joking. How was your day?

Honestly i am a massive faggot u should not be talking to me

Winrar

i'm just clownin. but,can i ask you a favor? can you lick my hole? just a lick that's all.

roll

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.

Winrar

Send a dickpic

Please respond

Winrar

Reroll

OP here I’ll probably just tell her I was high or drunk. We talk on Snapchat, this is my first time texting her.

roll for this

"Ear Licking ASMR makes me cum"

reroll

Fuck

Reroll

Reroll

I had a weird connection with my mom dont know if i should be telling u this but my mom sometimes come into my room and touch me some places sometimes she would go further then that and i honestly liked it a bit so i now have a mommy fetish can i call u mommy?

Sorry I thought that was my mum texting me. Anyway, how's your day been?

say "I just wanted you to know that when I met you...you turned me straight."

WINRAR
YOU HAVE TO SEND THAT TOO

Sharpie in pooper

Roll

Reroll

Please respond

what a waste

Winrar

WINRARRRR

holy fuck

WINRAR

I don't care, I'm sorry I cant continue this charade. I do not like you. I would go as far as to say that I can not stand you. I wish you would take a fucking hint and get the fuck out.

Kek

Can't talk masturbating to you pictures.

FUCK I WASTED MY DUBS

Double win for

OP has to send this too

actually kek'd

Is your dad single? He's cute as fk.

I don’t think she thinks it’s me anymore but we’ll keep going

Show bob

reroll

What about vagene

Can you jerk me off with one of these?

"Will you be the Shrek to my Fiona?"

I'm not Nick, as I'm currently as fucking him raw d'oh

when you're done taking pics with that dildo, can I borrow it? my dad lost his.

Do you have a dick? I'm into sissies

this

I am Buzz Lightyear and I come in pies

Bob and vagene, bitch lasagna

Oh fuck

You can jerk off with anything. It's a free country.

I'm sorry, I say stupid when I'm nervous, I love you.

Winrar