I dont have arms or legs AMA

i dont have arms or legs AMA

How do you type?

tits?

My thoughts exactly. How you typing this?

Also how do you fuck? Just get rode all the time?

oops didn't expand pic. Thought you were a dude. I guess you get fucked in all kinds of ways

Tits or gtfo

Does the "add members" group option in facebook turn you on?

kek nice fleshlight OP

what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall??
Art

lol I'm literally dying :")

what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the ocean??
Bob

I hope some makes you some badass suit to go fly around in and fight crime in

what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of dry leaves?
Russel

what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs and no head??
Chester

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It's real, guys

Is your name Mr. Nice? Does not having any arms or legs stop you from dancing?

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs on the ground?
Matt

People call him bob, but his real name is fucked.

What do you call a girl with only one leg?
Eileen.
If she was Chinese?
Irene.

damn..i missed that one

What's your day to day life like?

how do you wipe your ass?

Do you give good head?

You do know that Sup Forums is not the best place to come and have an ama like this right?

...

Do guys hit on you a lot? I bet you fuck more than most girls.

How much do you lift, bruh?

How fast can you do the mile?

mouth
yes, but no
virgin, typing see above
no
?
what?
not funny
not funny stop it
no more
stop
im a woman, i wiggle
please stop these
enough
boring, watch tv all day, i dont work, i have disability money
my mom does that and other bathroom stuff for me
fuck off
huh?
no, not very often
0lbs

your mom wont always be around later on,,whats your future look like?

>0lbs
Never skip neck day, bruh.

no arm and leg jokes are funny..this is not a place for sympathy or if you get offended

Timestamp.

how do you masturbate? how do you have sex?

What happened to you?
Do you have phantom pains?
Do you like tomato soup? I fucking love tomato soup

Why would you go to b and be annoyed at these kind of responses?

Surely Reddit would of been a better location.

>reminds me of a joke...

>how do you masturbate? how do you have sex?

>my mom does that and other bathroom stuff for me

Tell me my dreams are true, OP.

Would you like for one of us to mount you hard, and impregnate you? Id do it, you'd likely say no but you can be honest on this site.

do you get any kind of benefits from the government?

badum tss

homecare aide
i dont, i dont
born this way, i love soups
not as much as i need

hats off to you mate..i admire you gumption on finding said pic to post

Do you masturbate to the thought of a real man using you like a fleshlight?

i literally have never been alone, except for a few minutes before when i go to sleep every night.
i need constant care and monitoring if i ever need help.
from the moment i wake up i'm with my mother who changes bathes feeds and does what i need of her.
i can never be truly alone.

>not as much as i need

I get around $1900AUD a month for being a social retard with fully functional limbs. Do you get more or less?

sooo you dont ever wanna masturbate? you dont get horny??

had me a girl like you once

here i wrote a story about it

Timestamp or fuck off.

sandy vag

Do you harbor resentment toward your mother for not aborting you when you were a fetus?

are you depressed?

But if they're telling the truth how would they write the note and take the pic? We're in a celestial teapot conundrum here.

14000usd no, i get more.
but if i were to live alone it would be in the ballpark of 100k a year for a live in care aid, rent would be on top of that.
i get from the government 85k a year.

i dont know what its like, ive never done it

lol

Get their mother to help.

sometimes
i try not to be

you cant not be depressed when you have depression, you either are or aren't. you can choose not to act depressed, but that's a totally different thing.

Not often? I can help you with that.

Why are you trolling for sympathy on the least sympathy giving message board online?

"Hey, Mum, can you do me this favour real quick so that degenerates on the internet can keep asking about my jackoff habits?"

What do you want to do in your life?
How old are you?
Do you have any other conditions?

Well trolling for symph here, she cant be the brightest candle in the wind.

What do you find joyful in life?

Do you have friends?

Do you have someone you can ask to help you or just talk to you that isn't your Mum?

Have you ever taken drugs? You should take LSD one time, it can help you have experiences you will otherwise miss out on, and is very good for changing your perspective on life, the universe, and everything.

Do you aspire to having an orgasm? They sell small vibrating toys that have remote controls you could operate with your mouth, so it is possible.

What kind of music do you like?

Is there anything in your life that you have autonomy over?

Do you have a pet?

Why aren't you fat?

Have you ever been on a roller coaster or similar?

I want to be your loving bf who takes care of you and supports you

Seen as you type with your mouth what does your keyboard taste like.

Congrats on making the most boring thread ever

I've always had the fantasy of kidnapping and enslaving a little fucknugget.

where are you from?

Wanna be my fuckdoll?

lmao

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What is your biggest dream?

This is my new fetish

Are you open for a relationship? I'd be a loving and caring provider, except for sex where it would be me tossing you around and cumming inside you from different angles

Post nudes

Now your fucked

Bro please tell me how? I’ve tried twice to get dsp and got rejected

I'd love to have sex with you.

get yourself a robot

Underrated/10