Hey guys I'm pretty fugged up on benzos...

Hey guys I'm pretty fugged up on benzos, anyone that can entertain me gets gifted keys from my unused humble bundle shit.

I am not lying.

Post images, roast me, or just make me laugh in general.

Just ask for the game in your post. Cheers.

Games list:

Burnout Paridise Ultimate Box Origin

Carrier Command Steam

Red Alert 3 Origin

Red Alert 3 Uprising Steam

Crysis 2 Origin

Crysis 2 Max Edition Steam

Dead Space Origin

Dead Space Steam

Legend of Grimrock Steam

Medal of Honor (new one) Steam/Origin (2 keys)

Mirror's Edge Steam/Origin

Orcs Must Die Steam/Origin

Star Wars Jedi Knight Steam

Republic Commando Steam

SW Star Fighter Steam

Force Unleashed Steam

Pixel Junk Eden Steam

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Personal cringe/funny greentext stories is also good.

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gimme those keys OP

GUYS MAKE SURE YOU MENTION THE GAME YOU WANT IN YOUR POST!

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don' t want game

wish i knew the backstory on that one

I really don't care what game as long as it isn't a dating sim

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A duel for honor or a beautiful maid?

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any game is fine idc

Just want rising storm 2
>greentext incoming

again, any game is fine

How do you feel? I've never been on benzos, especially not on a high dose.

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bruh can i get red alert 3 steam please

[email protected]

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Kek

OP stop using benzodiazepines trust me!
The withdrawal from those things are absolutely horrific and protracted withdrawal could take over 2 years. You're playing with fire dude.

Red alert 3 Steam?
[email protected]

>be me 15
>Omw to first rave with drug dealer neighbors
>Yo user wanna roll
>sure man I'll take your free drugs
>15 mins later were in the car otw
>Hey guys my stomach hurts can we stop somewhere?
>nah don't worry it's just bubble guts
>definitely hadn't shit in 3 days
>tell myself don't be a bitch
>we arrive
>asshole: now you fucked up
>urgently need to shit now
>friends aren't trying lose their spot in line
>no ride
>remember passing a McDonald's a mile up the road
>Start the clench and walk to said Mcbois
>literally doing everything in my power to not make gravy in m pants
>arrive at the stop light just before McDonald's
>go to cross the street
>i trip on the curb but sick the landing awkward as fuck
>browniemixunleashed.png
>press onward in hopes of cleaning myself up
>shits closed but workers are still in there
>ecstasy taking effect
>HI I NEED TO USE YOUR BATHROOM PLEASE
>we're closed but be quick
>lawdyez
>take to long in bathroom cleaning up i guess
>concept of time:
>non-existent
>lights turn off
>those mother fuckers
>fuckin chuck my shit filled underwear at the ceiling
>sticks
>leave and free ball it all night

I'm Donkey Teeth on steam my bio says I'm a good guy who doesn't afraid of anything

>your god gave you free will who are you to stand in the way of people's self destruction
fuck I want to punch the teeth out of faggots like you fagboy

All Donkey Teeth actually peeped the game list
>proofreadnigga
Yeah I'll just take whatever man

Yeah you're right he gave you free will to be a complete degenerate loser. Why don't you contribute something to society you worthless Nigger. Enjoy your two years of protracted withdrawal.

REPUBLIC COMMANDO PLEASE

you're supposed to be rollin' in a benzo, chillin' with Enzo. dumb fuck

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You can spell and type accurately, you're not that fucked up pussy.

Win

Fuck off Jesus

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I take it for mental illness.