Hey guys I'm pretty fugged up on benzos, anyone that can entertain me gets gifted keys from my unused humble bundle shit.
I am not lying.
Post images, roast me, or just make me laugh in general.
Just ask for the game in your post. Cheers.
Hey guys I'm pretty fugged up on benzos, anyone that can entertain me gets gifted keys from my unused humble bundle shit.
I am not lying.
Post images, roast me, or just make me laugh in general.
Just ask for the game in your post. Cheers.
Games list:
Burnout Paridise Ultimate Box Origin
Carrier Command Steam
Red Alert 3 Origin
Red Alert 3 Uprising Steam
Crysis 2 Origin
Crysis 2 Max Edition Steam
Dead Space Origin
Dead Space Steam
Legend of Grimrock Steam
Medal of Honor (new one) Steam/Origin (2 keys)
Mirror's Edge Steam/Origin
Orcs Must Die Steam/Origin
Star Wars Jedi Knight Steam
Republic Commando Steam
SW Star Fighter Steam
Force Unleashed Steam
Pixel Junk Eden Steam
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Personal cringe/funny greentext stories is also good.
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gimme those keys OP
GUYS MAKE SURE YOU MENTION THE GAME YOU WANT IN YOUR POST!
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don' t want game
wish i knew the backstory on that one
I really don't care what game as long as it isn't a dating sim
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A duel for honor or a beautiful maid?
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any game is fine idc
Just want rising storm 2
>greentext incoming
again, any game is fine
How do you feel? I've never been on benzos, especially not on a high dose.
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bruh can i get red alert 3 steam please
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Kek
OP stop using benzodiazepines trust me!
The withdrawal from those things are absolutely horrific and protracted withdrawal could take over 2 years. You're playing with fire dude.
Red alert 3 Steam?
[email protected]
>be me 15
>Omw to first rave with drug dealer neighbors
>Yo user wanna roll
>sure man I'll take your free drugs
>15 mins later were in the car otw
>Hey guys my stomach hurts can we stop somewhere?
>nah don't worry it's just bubble guts
>definitely hadn't shit in 3 days
>tell myself don't be a bitch
>we arrive
>asshole: now you fucked up
>urgently need to shit now
>friends aren't trying lose their spot in line
>no ride
>remember passing a McDonald's a mile up the road
>Start the clench and walk to said Mcbois
>literally doing everything in my power to not make gravy in m pants
>arrive at the stop light just before McDonald's
>go to cross the street
>i trip on the curb but sick the landing awkward as fuck
>browniemixunleashed.png
>press onward in hopes of cleaning myself up
>shits closed but workers are still in there
>ecstasy taking effect
>HI I NEED TO USE YOUR BATHROOM PLEASE
>we're closed but be quick
>lawdyez
>take to long in bathroom cleaning up i guess
>concept of time:
>non-existent
>lights turn off
>those mother fuckers
>fuckin chuck my shit filled underwear at the ceiling
>sticks
>leave and free ball it all night
I'm Donkey Teeth on steam my bio says I'm a good guy who doesn't afraid of anything
>your god gave you free will who are you to stand in the way of people's self destruction
fuck I want to punch the teeth out of faggots like you fagboy
All Donkey Teeth actually peeped the game list
>proofreadnigga
Yeah I'll just take whatever man
Yeah you're right he gave you free will to be a complete degenerate loser. Why don't you contribute something to society you worthless Nigger. Enjoy your two years of protracted withdrawal.
REPUBLIC COMMANDO PLEASE
you're supposed to be rollin' in a benzo, chillin' with Enzo. dumb fuck
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You can spell and type accurately, you're not that fucked up pussy.
Win
Fuck off Jesus
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I take it for mental illness.