Enter apartment

>enter apartment
>see this
>wat do?

Slam her ass

I dunno... thats a damn fine ass.
Hows the front though?

...

cook her a nice meal and get her clothes

Give her a bowl of eggs

God damn. Keep posting more!

is this the first time you've ever seen her?

lost

No, but you introduced me to ber just last week.

I was the user who wanted to see her from every angle

Been looking for one of these threads each day

can't stop thinking about her?

Of course not her body is amazing

attempt to find a flaw

She's a perfect woman.

can you find any?

Last week you said you had lost most of your collection... do you have it back now?

And you're damn right she is

Excuse me mam, you're in the wrong apartment

Tell her to lose some weight you fat fucking bitch!

partially...my collection included more than her btw just in case you care.

Shit I'm must be drunk, I haven't lived in an apartment in almost a year now

Are the other ones as sexy as her....?

inb4 penis

nah, they're pretty average. Average forgettable women. Not even worth showing in the nude

Ah I see. You're right I have ABSOLUTELY NO desire to strip her naked and fuck her. Nope.

First I ask myself what the fuck I did to fuck up my life enough that I'm back to living in an apartment rather than a house I own like a 22 year old.

titties look too fake and I hate drawn on eyebrows. 2/10 would not bang.

nah, realistically I would stick my penis in her vagen

But what if you did show her off naked?

Shorten the chain in the kitchen

Turn 360 degrees and walk away

I'm sure it would probably gross you out and not fill you with a desire to grip her body while frantically penetrating her vagina. So I'll spare you that.

I don't live in an apartment, poorfag.

You know i think i would still like to see. For science.

You know to see if the hotness of patryca can overcome how extremely average this one is.

hmmm, well i seem to not quite remember her looking like this.
what is your assessment?

I want to slide my dick between those glorious tits right into those plump lips.

Both of these girls have me rock hard

>15 min ago.
You still here op?

a bit distracted at the moment...feel free to release some tension if you need to...hahahha

If i'm gonna do that would you mind posting some more?

take down the poster
what if my parents came to visit?