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>not having a dunking bowl
'ck off paddy

What will you name your first born?

>Turtlemong treating us to some OC
today has been a good day

Third

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very brave

Kev

I'd honestly be terrified of receiving the death penalty. Don't really understand those people who claim it is a better way out than prison. It really isn't

>chips, 'ge roll and milk


is this an irish 'people' thing?

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they never wronged you though

Just copped

Cromwell.

Got an interview with CDC group in London la

tyrone

Still remember placing one of each of my housemate's plates in the bin and then smashing them with my potato masher.

About a month later the neighbours took our bin as theirs had gone missing, so I went over to their house, kicked their stolen bin over, emptied the rubbish out in front of their house and wheeled our bin back to our house.

Looking back on it I may have been dealing with some stress and anger issues at the time, but I can tell you now that nobody has fucked with my milk or with my bins ever since. Nobody.

how you gona get here int time haha

youtube.com/watch?v=bO1agIlLlhg

just take all thems wha're given the death penalty around back and clock them there and then i say *downs the rest of my carling*

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bin wanker loves his bins

proud of you
shouldnt let anybody mess you about

based

Moonraker is unironically one of the best Bond films

Interview is in a couple of weeks, la

Caesar or Tommy of hes a runt

>Not thinking the Tory slipping and Labour gains were a deliberate ploy

All the old fucks and lazy arses wouldn't get out of their rocking chairs to go vote if they thought it was a shoe-in for a walkover Tory landslide.

Gotta put the fear of god in them and shove a past-it old commie in their faces and tell them he has a chance of winning.

Absolute mental. Would have sectioned you if you'd had the audacity to live with me.

*barracks you*

>22
>6'5
>STILL get ID'd in the co-op

darling, how many 6'5 17 year olds do you know? got some fucking front

One year in my student house everyone else went home at easter but I stayed to write my dissertation in the peace and quiet.

Ejaculated on the kitchen table, work surfaces, living room sofas, and my female housemates mattress

dick willy penis cock junk wang schlong

Tancredi

>kicked their stolen bin over, emptied the rubbish out in front of their house and wheeled our bin back to our house
crease

want to suck the cum out of a lads balls

Think I last got ID'd when I was about 28

>the black spacker in the wheelchair who says trannies but they don't correct him because they're so eager not to offend
>the white girl saying "do any black folks want some water"
>the gay black lad dressed up like a girl guide

America is the gift that keeps on giving

>it's just a fad!
>teenagers have always been like this!
>has anyone actually seen an SJW in real life? they're just a Sup Forums boogeyman!

I think women who get abortions are fucked, both physically and mentally after their procedure. You've got a child, natural, growing inside you and then its ripped out. And the maternal instinct thousands of years of evolution gave you is over as well. Its not right, simple as.

is this endorsing kekistan?

honestly I doubt they would notice the missing plates if they werent their last ones

You must look a right gimp. I stopped getting ID's for anything when I was 14.

Why is there no British imageboard

Alexander, very strong and the shortened nickname isn't runtish

eugh pakis are so odious

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angry little runt from runtmenistan

Should be noted that this has all started because a Jew told them that forcing all whites off campus could be considered racist.

We're getting a Lab-Lib minority coalition

Can anyone leftards in this thread tell me how they expect the UK and US to continue on as first world countries when third world demographics and cultural norms will come to dominate them?

What the fuck is that.

would just quit at that point. There's no fucking point trying to teach people like this

>not having locks on your student accommodation bedrooms
poor runt detected

Who sets the curriculum for faith schools?

Do they teach evolution and science? Or just islamic crap?

brita.gs

got permanently banned because I wasn't an unemployed left wing virgin like 99% of that shithole

>third world demographics

this is a mouthful way of being racist, why not just use a slur like niggers??

Shan't be having kids. Enjoy spending hundreds of thousands of pounds on some ungrateful spring who will stick you in a nursing home and rent out your house to pakis when you die.

too common to be good

youtube.com/watch?v=BLoedyBfXUw

Official brit mascot. dont like ehm? fuck off.

Farron hates Corbyn. He would side with May first

What should I do?

Landlord left the doors unlocked after showing people round you absolute cream cracker

It's common because it's the GOAT
Bet you've got some bogan name
Get out of my sight you grovelling little earthworm

>the white girl saying "do any black folks want some water"
had a good old guffaw at that

need a qt gf to cuddle

>Official brit mascot
>from scotland

What about passing on your genes

>my momma didn't raise no fool

she certainly didn't

(get it? double negative haha)

yes good goy. lead the childfree lifestyle heheh

shave your jugular

I know you're all pathetic, friendless, NEET losers who never leave the fucking house but I really need some advice and if one of you can offer me something useful, I'd much appreciate it

I desperately want to befriend the tranny at work but have no idea how to go about it, the few interactions and semi-interactions we've had have all been negative, me being weird, creepy, stupid or just a bully

I don't think coming out as trans to her is the right move since she's more integrated into the local trans scene and is out and proud, she'd probably look down on me

it's my mates 18th birthday today and he hasn't invited me out :(

Just want a son to raise into a platonic superman.

sports (and strength training when he is of age), musical endeavours, linguistic ability, strength in maths, well versed in science, philosophy and literature, and well socialised with women.

I just want to raise him to correct all my own shortcoming.

need a thigh socks gf

They teach evolution and science yeah, their science departments actually get a huge bulk of their funding. It's only yank protestant schools that don't like science. The Catholic Church always funded research and education

youtube.com/watch?v=nkziIXxfMrg
absolute banger

>America: the dog

not bloody likely, better to have something like a collie, king charles spaniel or british bulldog

Still not sure why they put the abo flag on all the passports

Demon Days > Gorillaz > Plastic Beach > The Fall > Humanz

calm down Alex [Last Initial] haha

Give it to me straight lads, what is Jeremy Corbyn's chance of winning?

I know that he's gotten a big boost and the Conservatives are flailing with their failed "Muh IRA" campaign

With Germany near declaring USA as an enemy, and the EU ready to make an example of the Conservatives, I fear for the future of the world with alliances falling apart as Theresa May and Drumpf laugh to the bank

any of my Manchester mad lads do the Great Run today? Finished my 10km in 53:55. Bretty happy desu

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Don't really see how that benefits me at all. I'm nobody special, my genes won't benefit the world, they'll just end up being whatever the equivalent of a Sup Forums shitposter will be in the future

Would have kids if i

had a gf
money
affordable housing
schooling not dictated by expensive catchment areas

don't like a single one of you

literally WE WUZ KANGS

youtu.be/bO1agIlLlhg?t=293

just got their entire discography in a playlist
no idea what song goes in which album so I cannot comment on this

yet here you are

>gorillaz
>garbage

pick dos mi amigo

who wouldve seen that one coming

Zero

wait this is happening in Washington state

I thought they didn't have any niggers in the PNW. Don't tell me they've ruined it too

i plan to have my first child by 2024

seeing as I am an incel NEET, i have some work to do

cringe

don't even know what they're on about but yanks never fail to amaze

Your son will be as much of a gimp as you are.

good and righteous opinions

You serious?