Hey there user
Wanna see some fucked up dicks?
Hey there user
Wanna see some fucked up dicks?
Fuck it, I'm bored
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It's dead, Jim...
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I may not know art...
But I know what I like!
BRAVO, sir! BRAVO!
Should I keep going?
Guys! Guys! GUYS!
What the HELL?!!
Dicks are PRECIOUS! You only have ONE!
How come everybody wants to mutilate their dick, but are total babies it the cut their finger or stub their toe?!
Next thing you know, you'll be shoving m80's up your ass to destroy your prostate!
Good enough
I'm taking this as a yes
See, THIS is why I refused to tryout for the Tour de France.
NOPE, won't do it.
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*Sigh*
I suggest doing a gasoline enema first before using those m80's...
You've already showed a job worth doing is worth doing it right.
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Okay...
Face shields are a MUST with this one.
STAND BACK!
POP!!!
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Anybody up for pancakes?
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Only two ways to go here...
You'll either be the meanest sonofabitch in town...
Or the saddest fucker anyone has ever seen...
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My sides
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you think one thing when the image is loading, but it's another after you realize.
guys are weird
Okay, I get it...
Running through the jungle, tripped, landed on this thing, was about to take it off, but stopped when you saw it made such an attractive fashion statement.
I can see this on the runway...
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Remember that one scene in Pirates of the Caribbean when that dude broke his frozen toe off.......?
...Yeah...
How does this even happen?
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This thread physically pains me.
Don't stop
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Glad other people share my feelings
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Well that's a mean trick for God to pull...
Now if they were both 7 or 8 inches... Heh-heh... YEAH!
But this...?
Messed up.
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I swear ice seen this exact thread before.
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I keep fishing for more dicks
Gimmie some new shit
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MMMMN-MMN!
TUBE STEAK!
LUV IT! LUV IT! LUUUUUUUV IT!
Especially with that honey mustard dipping sauce!
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why would you do this? honestly. as a woman i could never cut my labia or clit off. how can you chop your dick away
Dick head
Yum!
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Alright friends, just about done with the dump
The result of WAY too much masturbation.
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Uh...you sure they're level...?
Suck if you'd have to pull'em up and try again.
And that's the end! Thanks for looking
(・ω・)
Please feel free to donate your own filth
Wasn't this guy in Hellraiser...?
jesus what is this
If you're happy and you know, clap your hands!
Allegedly from a thread where a dude pulled his foreskin back for the first time in 21 years.
yo dat niggas dick a xenomorph
WTF!!!
LMAO!!!!
AYSM!!!
OMG!!!
GTFOOH!!!
YHGTBKM!!!NFWITR!!!C!!!P!!!R!!??S?!!!NFW!!!
D!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hahahaha oh man! also trips
bwaaaa?!
Why
this has been way better than any ylyl thread ever
What the... Is it... But it's...
Is that...? NAH... Is it...?!
And LEGS?!!
how did you get the beans above the frank?!