I want to fuck my niece. She's 18 btw. I want to know what to get her for Christmas. It can't be too obvious, since opening a box full of dildos would be a little suspicious at the family gathering. So what can I get her so that she knows it's go time? I want it to be an exciting gift that she can brag about to her friends in middle school next year after vacation break.
pic related.
Evan Peterson
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Connor Gonzalez
heres an idea...
kill yourself for wanting to fuck your niece, its the gift she deserves
Juan Ward
An 18 y.o. In middle school? Is she retarded?
Wyatt Howard
Fat ass. Don't bother.
Asher Walker
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Jacob Cox
More pics??? Got the perfect gift idea but not giving it up for nothing
Benjamin James
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Adam Peterson
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Nathaniel Gutierrez
It's the camera. Adds 10 pounds.
Aaron Anderson
Applebees gift card and she will know it's pound time
Christopher Brown
>She's 18 btw. >brag about to her friends in middle school next year
Brayden Price
You're a little late given 18 and most fetishes develop in around 7 to 10. Random rewarding and then neglect reinforce a need to approval and then add in maybe some kind of physical aspect to the approval and you can reinforce it into her
Juan Watson
That sounds like a lot of trips to Applebee's.
Jace Ward
Maybe just slip a note in with gift saying u will reward hummers with apple bees...?
Evan Hughes
Bitches fucking love Applebee's
Caleb Miller
Hey OP. I've known a few people that have been hit on by family, and had an uncle hit on me also so let me help. If you want to know the best impression you can make wanting to fuck your neice all you have to do is just blow your fucking brains like the worthless sack of shit you are and add her on your will. Do the world a favor and instead of making a move on her, just die. Better for everyone that matters that way.
Xavier Gonzalez
Bro... Your life is your life but have you maybe considered that out of 4 billion women on the planet, maybe your neice isn't one you should be trying to fuck. The creepy uncle stereotype is plaaaaayyyyyyyyyyeeeeeedddd the fuck out out. I don't care how old she is. There's 4,000,000,000 women. she's 0,000,000,001 of them.
sage goes in all fields kids
Cooper Wood
If she were a video game character and knew karate...
Josiah Bailey
had some bad times user? My dad ruined his marriage when some dude showed up at our door saying that he was hitting on his daughter online. Later I found child porn on his computer. Now I make these fucking stupid memes and I'm breaking my back sucking my own dick 3 or 4 times a week. are you doing okay?
Lucas Sanchez
Advice heeded. Don't cheap out of the gift card. Make sure they can afford the dessert too.
Ryder Nelson
Obviously some people here haven't had the 2 for twenty. You get your pick off appetizer plus you both get your selection of dish. Romantic as fuck even if it is with your neice.
Angel Ward
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Eli Ross
this
Evan Stewart
Where I live they took tenders off 2 for 20. Fucking done with that shit now.
Nicholas Myers
Poor philistine bastards.
Tyler Baker
That's actually sounds beautiful. But I think she has a dairy allergy and I really like cheese.
Austin Cruz
Hi, fellow redditor o/
John Wood
Is that another pic of your niece? Moar.
Camden Garcia
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Ethan Martinez
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Wyatt Evans
Why wasn't your dad behind 7 proxys?
Jack Jones
yeah, dude?
Brody Wilson
Nice try, faggot.
Parker Phillips
>pic related
OP is full of shit, those pics were posted years ago.
Jaxon Roberts
Regardless, I'd lick the toilet seat that ass sat on.
Kayden Richardson
OP why would you shop this pic to make it look worse?
>look at the counter warp to the left
Cooper Collins
i'm not saying the girl isn't fuckable, i'm saying OP is full of shit.
Parker Stewart
A nice volume of erotica. Something old / vintage / classy. Stories and drawings, not photos.
Liam Foster
more
Xavier James
Shes 18 and going to middle school what a retard
William Clark
Even worse, fat yet no proper ass
Ryder Wood
That's a beautiful sentiment...
Mason Hughes
>18 yo >middle school wtf op
John Powell
50 dollars for a card are you kidding me HALLMARK
Aiden Richardson
knew something was terribly off
Justin Gomez
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Kayden Cox
If she’s 18 in middle school she fucking retarded and you’re a monster. Kill yourself and make the world a better place.
Lucas Rodriguez
It's actually a gift card purchase.
Brandon Brooks
fucking love these respones
Justin Brown
>fucking retarded I believe that is OP's goal.
Nathan Martinez
jesus christ... that's me
Landon Rodriguez
normalfag
Robert White
What is your name and address? Perhaps we could meet and talk about our mutual conundrum!
Anthony Clark
I don't believe you. prove it, show us those jeans and your hair.
Andrew Thompson
>gift card literally the worst possible gift anyone could give.
Benjamin Edwards
Would sending a selfie shot of my junk be better?
Justin Moore
Those fucking niggers changed it to 2 for $22, c’mon keep up