100% accurate 8-Ball thread !
Ask any YES or NO questions and let the universe do its thing !
ANSWERS ARE FINAL. CANT ASK SAME QUESTIONS TWICE! EVEN IF YOU REWORD IT.
100% accurate 8-Ball thread !
Ask any YES or NO questions and let the universe do its thing !
ANSWERS ARE FINAL. CANT ASK SAME QUESTIONS TWICE! EVEN IF YOU REWORD IT.
IS OP A FAGGOT CUNT?
Am I going to marry my gf?
Am I gay?
Am I god?
Only if you accept Jamal as a part of the family.
You may be, but the gays don't want you
You can be God, you aren't yet, try harder
Will I get laid this winter?
That is entirely up to you. Decide then do
is it
is earth flat
ok.. is earth flat
Of course it is
Ur fucked
Is my plan gonna work out?
i guess im getting what a flat earther deserves
Will kat and I have dinner/fuck?
We're asking the 8-ball not you faggot
kek
Will I start feeling actual feelings for someone soon
The 8ball is in my ass. I have the final say til I shit the truth.
Are traps gay
will trump die in office?
Only if you suck the cock. Getting fucked isn't gay tho
Only if you sort out your shit first m8
That is up to you.
As the lord wills it
Should I invite Natalia to a trip?
No. The best invitation is the involuntary one.
will I betray her again?
Will i kiss her again?
roll
sshould i continue with my life
Can I lose my virginity this Sunday?
Does carl "like" me?
Will she say yes?
You already know the answer. Why are you wasting time. Move on and fix your shit if you want to ever be in an actual lasting relationship.
Fuck
When will i get nudes?
Do I have a chance with her
Answer me
Am I ugly
Yes. Its up to you to make it happen though. No amount of inaction will lead to action.
I'm feeling lucky
Will she like me back?
will i ever get better?
Will i actually be succesful on my life?
You can. Remember anal doesnt count
is she into me or just fucking weird
Maybe
Does Brittany like me?
WILL MY COINS MOON? GIB GIB NOW NOW
Once you take a shower
will she find out?
.
I guess that's fine, should I at least go see her?
Will she ever like me and be my girlfriend?
Will I finally find a qt3.14 gf next year
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. So yes
Trying again
roll
Am I going to get the job?
reroll
If you want her to like you back get to know her then show benis
The fuck, yes I will know. Either I get it or I don't
Stop being a cunt, 8 ball.
should i interact with new lady thing?
That's better.
LOL
Should I try to fuck?
Will we fuck her?
Will I be forever alone?
Will I succeed eventually if I keep visiting her whenever she asks
Oh shit! I didn't mean to insult you mighty 8 ball! I'm sorry! Take it back!
Yes. But you will inevitably get worse
Should I try and fuck new lady thing?
Should I try and date chick that was over friday?
FFffuuuuuuu
It's up to the individual to define success. You set the bar.
Will I succeed eventually if I keep visiting her whenever she asks. She doesn't really talk to anyone else
Am i gay?
will i get masturbated by a pretty gurl soon :D
Even a no would be better for an answer. Not knowing has been my answer for years by now
hahahashahahaha
She is into you. Doesn't mean she will let you know. The weirdness will get in the way of her being honest with you. She's not ready.
should i fuck before sophia
Not in the way you hope. Doesn't mean she won't develop deeper feelings though. Its up to you to figure out what you need to do.
Will I pass my server pro certification exam?
Will she do anal?
Trying again.
Yeah. Just post name and social
Did i fuck up?
Will I ever again?
Ar gausiu stipkÄ™ kitamet?
She already knew. Just continue on knowing that she won't let something like that become an issue unless you make it an issue.
Am i fucked?
Is the net neutrality thing as bad as reddit is making it seem?
You should see her for your own sake
Will I die alone
Will i end up with my girlfriend
Does she hate me?