Black Twinkie reporting in

Black Twinkie reporting in.

Blue chocolate here

nothing croissant,
ready for duty

Nonexistent pizza

Black Cock

Gray Olive
Why do these names all sound so fucking gay

Navy Taco, on stand-by

Navy rammen.

Black Sub. Not bad.

Black Cake.

Red almond

Black Salami

grey goat

No Meatloaf

>Fug

USS Black Graham Cracker

Orange After Eight reporting in

Grey pretzel ready to serve

Nothing waffles and chicken

Grey Triscuit, as unenthusiastic as the name would suggest, reporting in.

Skidmark Pussy

Black corndog.

Black Dinamitas
> win

Blue Chicken
Whaaaaaaaa

Nothing Cranberry Sauce

Amazing.

Black teriyaki reporting in

Red Orange, reporting in.

pink pussy

The Nude Taco sounds like a lovely name.

Blue-brown-white eggs

what

Nude Chips Ahoy!

Permission to board the Blue noodle, Captain?....

Blue chicken melt

Grey Curry, standing by

Grey Omelet reporting for duty!

Green Boy

Black Sandwich on point

blue camo chilli reporting as requested

No Bacon, standing by

Navy Frosted Flakes reporting for duty

Red Plaid Chicken Fajita here

Black pain suisse standing by

Red Wing standing by
> what were the odds?

>boy

Green Excedrin

fucking headache

no pasta

Blue Pfeffernüsse

Commando Coleslaw

Thong Alfredo

>dia/b/etes

yellow bread
reporting

Grey Pretzel

Black spaghetti...
FML..

Grey Violet Crumble

Green-plaid Burger

Yellow pussy at your ready captain

white buffalo wing

shit stained red/ velvet reporting in

Blue Pizza, ready to engage.

The Blue Lasagna!

Checkered Wrap????

Like wtf????

USS Black Progresso reporting to station as ordered commodore

Neon-pink shtollen reporting

>black-bread
Black Crew only

SpongeBob SquarePants neoplan ice cream

Dark Blue Macaroni reporting in.

Blue waffle ...

GREY NOODLE REPORTING IN

Tattersall Plaid Blueberry Bagel.

Invisible Pub Sub is also ready, captain

Turquoise Cheeseburger

Grey Spaghetti reporting in

the plaid taco, ready to take to the skies

Plaid Pierogies

Nice, I like alliteration.

Green peanut cluster at the ready.
I also have that reading rainbow guy on board.

Gray Fried Chicken, ready and waiting

Purple Pie standing by

I just fucking love Rick and Morty, in the way that I fucking love science. It's so

random and cool - it's like the show was designed for us Redditors, see? My mom says

I have an unhealthy obsession with the show, but she just doesn't understand how

funny it. I wish I could live in the Rick and Morty world and be their friends.

Everything would be really and cool and funny if I did. Rick and Morty are so funny

and I'm so awesome that it would make perfect sense, but it'd be even better if

Bernie Sanders appeared. It'd be so awesome I'd turn up the TV in the common room of

my dorm up all the way so everyone could hear the greatness of Bernie Sanders, Ron

Paul, bacon, weed, atheism, The Avengers, Guardians of the Galaxy, Sweden, Bill Nye,

90s cartoons, cats, and fucking loving science.
I run the Rick and Morty Club at my school - we come together, browse Reddit, make

some Deadpool memes and watch Rick and Morty. We don't talk to each other but there's

a cute girl there I'm gonna try and ask out. I'm a nice guy and I dress well (fedora

+ trench coat + brown-stained underwear + well-trimmed beard lightly seasoned with

dust and corn syrup) so I just know I've got a good chance with her. I've already

messaged her on Facebook, I just haven't got a response yet.
Anyway, back to the topic at hand: Rick and Morty! My favorite character is Rick

because his style of humor perfectly reflects that of Reddit. I bet if I asked him

"When does the narwhal bacon?", he'd know EXACTLY what I was talking about. Also, did

you notice he looks like Bernie Sanders if you squint a bit and use your imagination?

This can't be a coincidence; MLG Illuminati confirmed. Yeah, that's right, I look at

montage parodies too. What good Redditor doesn't? Lenny face, Illuminati, and Doge

are so funny. If I met Rick and Morty I'd be sure to show them all those funny and

awesome memes and more!
Yours baconly, Atheist92

Black butter chicken

pink skin macaroni and cheese, im watching enterprise right now

>pink taco

Sure

I don't want my ship name to be blue waffle...

bare casserole reporting

Nothing Burger

Black Pasta With Vegemite here for duty.

Star Wars cheese sandwich

Black Burrito here

Green Your Mom's Butthole on duty

Black sister's dick

Fuck you nigger I can eat waffles at 3AM once a month it's my right.

Blue banana

no pants onigiri

Pink Rice standing by

This was not thought out well. Black Chilli ready for deployment

Black Chicken

Blue scrambled egg on toast reporting in

Black Banana ready to engage...

fluorescent green chocolate cocos rum ball

grey and blue golden gaytime

Black spaghetti reporting for duty