Black Twinkie reporting in.
Black Twinkie reporting in
Blue chocolate here
nothing croissant,
ready for duty
Nonexistent pizza
Black Cock
Gray Olive
Why do these names all sound so fucking gay
Navy Taco, on stand-by
Navy rammen.
Black Sub. Not bad.
Black Cake.
Red almond
Black Salami
grey goat
No Meatloaf
>Fug
USS Black Graham Cracker
Orange After Eight reporting in
Grey pretzel ready to serve
Nothing waffles and chicken
Grey Triscuit, as unenthusiastic as the name would suggest, reporting in.
Skidmark Pussy
Black corndog.
Black Dinamitas
> win
Blue Chicken
Whaaaaaaaa
Nothing Cranberry Sauce
Amazing.
Black teriyaki reporting in
Red Orange, reporting in.
pink pussy
The Nude Taco sounds like a lovely name.
Blue-brown-white eggs
what
Nude Chips Ahoy!
Permission to board the Blue noodle, Captain?....
Blue chicken melt
Grey Curry, standing by
Grey Omelet reporting for duty!
Green Boy
Black Sandwich on point
blue camo chilli reporting as requested
No Bacon, standing by
Navy Frosted Flakes reporting for duty
Red Plaid Chicken Fajita here
Black pain suisse standing by
Red Wing standing by
> what were the odds?
>boy
Green Excedrin
fucking headache
no pasta
Blue Pfeffernüsse
Commando Coleslaw
Thong Alfredo
>dia/b/etes
yellow bread
reporting
Grey Pretzel
Black spaghetti...
FML..
Grey Violet Crumble
Green-plaid Burger
Yellow pussy at your ready captain
white buffalo wing
shit stained red/ velvet reporting in
Blue Pizza, ready to engage.
The Blue Lasagna!
Checkered Wrap????
Like wtf????
USS Black Progresso reporting to station as ordered commodore
Neon-pink shtollen reporting
>black-bread
Black Crew only
SpongeBob SquarePants neoplan ice cream
Dark Blue Macaroni reporting in.
Blue waffle ...
GREY NOODLE REPORTING IN
Tattersall Plaid Blueberry Bagel.
Invisible Pub Sub is also ready, captain
Turquoise Cheeseburger
Grey Spaghetti reporting in
the plaid taco, ready to take to the skies
Plaid Pierogies
Nice, I like alliteration.
Green peanut cluster at the ready.
I also have that reading rainbow guy on board.
Gray Fried Chicken, ready and waiting
Purple Pie standing by
I just fucking love Rick and Morty, in the way that I fucking love science. It's so
random and cool - it's like the show was designed for us Redditors, see? My mom says
I have an unhealthy obsession with the show, but she just doesn't understand how
funny it. I wish I could live in the Rick and Morty world and be their friends.
Everything would be really and cool and funny if I did. Rick and Morty are so funny
and I'm so awesome that it would make perfect sense, but it'd be even better if
Bernie Sanders appeared. It'd be so awesome I'd turn up the TV in the common room of
my dorm up all the way so everyone could hear the greatness of Bernie Sanders, Ron
Paul, bacon, weed, atheism, The Avengers, Guardians of the Galaxy, Sweden, Bill Nye,
90s cartoons, cats, and fucking loving science.
I run the Rick and Morty Club at my school - we come together, browse Reddit, make
some Deadpool memes and watch Rick and Morty. We don't talk to each other but there's
a cute girl there I'm gonna try and ask out. I'm a nice guy and I dress well (fedora
+ trench coat + brown-stained underwear + well-trimmed beard lightly seasoned with
dust and corn syrup) so I just know I've got a good chance with her. I've already
messaged her on Facebook, I just haven't got a response yet.
Anyway, back to the topic at hand: Rick and Morty! My favorite character is Rick
because his style of humor perfectly reflects that of Reddit. I bet if I asked him
"When does the narwhal bacon?", he'd know EXACTLY what I was talking about. Also, did
you notice he looks like Bernie Sanders if you squint a bit and use your imagination?
This can't be a coincidence; MLG Illuminati confirmed. Yeah, that's right, I look at
montage parodies too. What good Redditor doesn't? Lenny face, Illuminati, and Doge
are so funny. If I met Rick and Morty I'd be sure to show them all those funny and
awesome memes and more!
Yours baconly, Atheist92
Black butter chicken
pink skin macaroni and cheese, im watching enterprise right now
>pink taco
Sure
I don't want my ship name to be blue waffle...
bare casserole reporting
Nothing Burger
Black Pasta With Vegemite here for duty.
Star Wars cheese sandwich
Black Burrito here
Green Your Mom's Butthole on duty
Black sister's dick
Fuck you nigger I can eat waffles at 3AM once a month it's my right.
Blue banana
no pants onigiri
Pink Rice standing by
This was not thought out well. Black Chilli ready for deployment
Black Chicken
Blue scrambled egg on toast reporting in
Black Banana ready to engage...
fluorescent green chocolate cocos rum ball
grey and blue golden gaytime
Black spaghetti reporting for duty