What's up Sup Forums, surprisingly you've guys helped me out pretty good with this before...

What's up Sup Forums, surprisingly you've guys helped me out pretty good with this before. Just got out of a 2 year relationship and found this girl in my league on Tinder who actually responded. How do I keep this conversation going?

by not asking Sup Forums for advice

Ask her about the cat, itll branch from there. Ask about shit she cares about, trust me listening is the way to go mate, gl

photo or gtfo

Show her your sweet dubs brah

I've taken 4 Chan's advise before and it's worked. If you can weed out the trolls there are some slick people on here.

Of this girl or the ex?

Post this:

but u have to..be my girlfriend!! *snickers nefariously* /thinks to self/ 'man, if this works, i'll get this cute girl to be my girlfriend and i'll ride the cool roller coasters! c'mon, luck be a lady tonight!' *crosses fingers and gulps* s-so.. *adjusts collar and looks firmly* what do you say to my proposal? *waits patiently*

I might be single, but I'm not desperate !

Kek

Just use your usual autistic screeching, and I'm sure you'll be OK.

Say "Can I stick it in yer pooper huehuehuehuehue"

i use to have a cat till i put it in the microwave

i really hope you dont mind i have a micro peener

can we fuck your cat

can my dad and i come over and fuck you raw dog?

Step 1: Get a cat
Step 2: Name it awesome
Step 3: Now you can say:
I'm fucking awesome

Fuck this small talk online shit.
Ask her if she wants to go out for a drink.
Don't be a poorfag.
Let her choose the place so she's comfortable.
Confidence. None of that tiny-talk-text bullshit.

Protip from a chad normie pua
Say
How are you?

fuck the small talk go straight for asking if she will take it from ass to mouth

y u gotta be shit

True my man 40% of the time it works everytime.

Have a normal conversation and find common interest.

GET OUT