LUKE DIES

Nolan Perry
Nolan Perry

LUKE DIES
KILLED BY KYLO REN
SNOKE DIES
KILLED BY KYLO REN

Andrew Baker
Andrew Baker

Who gives a fuck about those cunts why haven't they made a film about Revan yet.

Ethan Gonzalez
Ethan Gonzalez

thats actually wrong
Luke becomes a force ghost like Obi-Wan and Yoda. He doesnt die like you are showing.

Justin Sanchez
Justin Sanchez

Or at least Bastila's boobie meditation

Parker Brown
Parker Brown

Fucks given = 0

Hunter Baker
Hunter Baker

jesus mary and joseph stalin thank you iv always thought this

Elijah Evans
Elijah Evans

nope

Hunter Robinson
Hunter Robinson

Post snopes dying plz.

Tyler Long
Tyler Long

it's a gay death. Kylo Ren just activates a laser saber that's next to the guy on his throne, cuts him in half

Carson Jackson
Carson Jackson

You know who else got cut in half and survived somehow? Maul.

Oliver Myers
Oliver Myers

This. Plus Snoke is was stronger in the force

Caleb Bailey
Caleb Bailey

I wonder if we'll get to see that in the Kenobi films.

Grayson Reed
Grayson Reed

Ren basically sucker punches snoke
haha I killed u now and I'm in charge now nobody can tell me I can't play my chemical romance too loud

Parker Walker
Parker Walker

Hey fuckface, way to spoil the movie

Justin Gray
Justin Gray

the only thing in the entire universe of star wars that was good

Ethan Collins
Ethan Collins

I like when the giant T-Rex said, "Live long and prosper" and then turned into a Camero

Thomas Anderson
Thomas Anderson

Wasn't there a guy in one of the extended universe games where the dark side of the force was the only thing keeping his body from falling apart

Brandon Jones
Brandon Jones

can't remember that scene..., but I can't argue with dem trips son

Hunter Nguyen
Hunter Nguyen

was actually getting turned on with a Rey and Ren potential fuck fest with Jedis pouring out of her sweet vag for the next 9 movies... ehhhh

John Bell
John Bell

Darth Nihilus,
the man was pretty much a ghost with a mask and cloak. The dude had no body

Nicholas Ramirez
Nicholas Ramirez

ITS A FAKE OUT Luke is projecting his image there, he doesn't die

Xavier Thomas
Xavier Thomas

This is my favorite cancer. Anything that ruins this event for the sjws, niggers, and their cuckold benefactors who worship has earned it's place on Sup Forums

Cameron Long
Cameron Long

Yes, Nihilus. He raped an entire Miraluka planet because they were force sensitive. He's a really good character though, one of the best Sith. Plenty of good characters in the Old Republic timeline.

Jackson Sullivan
Jackson Sullivan

This is the truth

Jason Perry
Jason Perry

And a great display of textbook trolling. Especially the "come at me, Ren" scene.

Carson Scott
Carson Scott

i think you are talking about either Nihilus or Sion

Matthew Baker
Matthew Baker

Too much Pixar shit in this film. There were more moments of people laughing at birds falling over rather than based lightsaber duels.
fucking disney

Jackson Hughes
Jackson Hughes

Rey’s parents were nobodies, kylo kills snoke, Luke dies

Brody Nguyen
Brody Nguyen

/thread

Matthew Green
Matthew Green

Sion relied on Yorkshire Tea to sustain him. Nothing more.

Lucas Morales
Lucas Morales

The lightsaber fight with Snoke's guards was pretty well put together.

Chase Morris
Chase Morris

Why would you come on Sup Forums knowing full well this was the #1 place to get spoiled for it

Easton Thomas
Easton Thomas

Including stabbing the floor for no reason like a retard.

Lincoln Miller
Lincoln Miller

If by floor you mean a dude's eye.....

How would you coordinate it, Fellini?

Julian Edwards
Julian Edwards

Fuck me, did you even watch it? Are you sure you've not just confused the scene for an episode of fucking robot wars?

Kevin Morgan
Kevin Morgan

I like those trips

Zachary Hall
Zachary Hall

Fuck me, you're complaining about the action and not the Del Toro abortion of a sub-plot and the Le Miserables mid-credits scene? What movie did you watch?

Easton Cooper
Easton Cooper

There's literally a few frames where one one of the guard's sabers goes through Ren's saber with absolutely no collision.

Jaxon Fisher
Jaxon Fisher

Was anyone else both entertained AND disappointed?

There was plenty of fun things but the answers to the big questions we were all waiting to be revealed - "Who is Snoke really?" (He's dead and we never get an answer) and "Who are Rey's parents?" (Just random desert dwelling nobodies) were HUGE let downs.

Brayden Gomez
Brayden Gomez

why would you complain about action in a star wars film
Found the source of autism.

Jace Martin
Jace Martin

yeah those birds were cancer.

Dominic Rodriguez
Dominic Rodriguez

good thing I never cared much about star wars to see it get raped like this. Not even a fan and killing off luke like that is bullshit atfer they did it to solo

Nicholas Price
Nicholas Price

I didn't care for the whole del Toro plot. Waste of time and a Cloud City rip-off.

Connor Bailey
Connor Bailey

I didn't expect this many KotORfags in here. I love you bros. More than you'll ever know.

Matthew King
Matthew King

Le Miserables mid-credits scene

I left when credits started. WTF kind of wierd shot did I miss?

Matthew Lewis
Matthew Lewis

Wait, did you go to the Thursday or Friday showing?

Nicholas Cooper
Nicholas Cooper

There was no mid-credits scene. He's full of shit.

Owen Carter
Owen Carter

luke ascends on his exile planet, get your shit fixed

Samuel Rivera
Samuel Rivera

kek luke doesnt get killed by ren u scrub

Gabriel Scott
Gabriel Scott

You know who else lived in a garbage can and didn't give a fuck about anything? Jolee Bindo. And he was actually fucking awesome, for a nigger.

Caleb Nguyen
Caleb Nguyen

I am talking about the end scene with the broom. Listen to the background music, it includes two to three bars from Le Mis "Revolution".

Anthony Anderson
Anthony Anderson

Can someone go to reddit and spoil the movie for them

John Barnes
John Barnes

I just saw a 2:30pm showing today

Ian Turner
Ian Turner

Yoda looked fucking retarded

Joshua Perry
Joshua Perry

Sounded retarded too. Vandar was way better anyway.

Kayden Anderson
Kayden Anderson

see

John Green
John Green

already heard that a long time ago, who's kylo ren again?

Joshua Wood
Joshua Wood

Stupid Asian bomber at the start should of died from lack of oxygen when the bomber doors were open. Legit took off her oxygen mask but was seen as a hero

Tyler Adams
Tyler Adams

You're complaining about that but not the fucky super Leia scene?

Justin Bailey
Justin Bailey

You know who else lived in a garbage can and didn't give a fuck about anything?

Bentley Watson
Bentley Watson

I just saw it, I liked how they brought Lando back and that twist at the end with Han's brother... nice touch

Blake Brown
Blake Brown

to save people money.

BOTH THE RESISTANCE AND THE FIRST ORDER ARE BOTH FUNDED BY RICH PRICKS WHO ARE BORED OF BEING RICH SO THEY FUNDED A WAR. FUCKING CASINO SCENE

Dominic Mitchell
Dominic Mitchell

Same reason Luke could project himself across the galaxy, Yoda, pulled an X-Men, and Snoke could set-up the Force Skype connection.

The idea is that with so few actual Force users left in the galaxy, the remaining ones get their powers amplified to near-superhuman levels.

Grayson Myers
Grayson Myers

That whole sub-plot was Phantom Menace - level cringe. Its sole purpose was to set the the nigger versus lady trooper showdown, complete with a cheap "we was kangz" strike from behind.

Camden Allen
Camden Allen

Fin and rose's story line was fucking stupid

Jayden Gutierrez
Jayden Gutierrez

This pretty much sums up my feelings. Luke didn't do shit besides act like a fucking highschool emo kid. That Rebel cruiser spent what felt like a week slowly moving away from Snoke's ship. Rey was hotter IMO.

I am having a hard time reconciling the old Starwars like 1-6 and the new ones, like that slave kid all of a sudden has the force and Reys parents were like nobodies or whatever. Like has the Force become HIV where everyone gets it through anal?

Charles Reyes
Charles Reyes

There were hardly any after the First Jedi Purge, but I didn't see Meetra Surik casually walking out of airlock for a quick breather or Visas instant messaging her former master for lightsaber tips.

Luke Bennett
Luke Bennett

Disney really fucked up. It opens up too many questions and doesn't give any answers. Killing snoke was a stupid idea, the bird were annoying, the pink haired SJW was just a bitch

Jordan Adams
Jordan Adams

Unless it's same idea as Bananakin, the foetus was remotely manipulated and enriched with midi-chlorian by Sith; the birthing killed some nobody bitch on impact.

Xavier Lewis
Xavier Lewis

Joke's on you, motherfucker! I already saw it!

Jacob Hill
Jacob Hill

Hey, that joke is a cheap shot, and that's NOT OKAY!

Noah Sanders
Noah Sanders

What was even the point of having Luke force-ghost himself across the galaxy? He died either way. It was like it was supposed to be a "gotcha" moment, but the end result is exactly the same.

Joshua Ward
Joshua Ward

Implying the were strong enough to begin with.

Skywalker bloodline is canonically one of the strongest in history. We don't know Snoke's backstory the same way we don't know Yoda's, but let's imagine they were one-in-a-million highly potent users too.

Look, let's just get some Leia/Rey Rule 34 pics and call it a night, what do you say fellow nerd?

Wyatt Barnes
Wyatt Barnes

Yes. And I fucking HD to laugh when Kylo explicitly says you are none this is not your story to rey. Abrams trolled us hard and laughed.

Hudson Powell
Hudson Powell

That he did and I respect him a lil bit for that. Making nerds cry is funny, you got to admit it.

Ryder Moore
Ryder Moore

I don't know who is any of them, I've never watched those movies, I hate space shit so much

Cameron Ross
Cameron Ross

So out of the original "big 3" of the Star Wars saga (Luke, Leia and Han)...

Han and Luke are dead - While the actors portraying them are alive and well

But Leia lives - Even though the actress playing her has died.

That's fucking stupid. Since Carrie Fisher died they should have let her character (Leia) die in that explosion and keep Luke around for the next sequel. I was wondering how they would deal with her on-screen death and here they had a perfect death scene already filmed for her and botched it. What will they do in the next film? Have her die off-screen or CGI her ass like they did Peter Cushing in Rogue One? So sloppy.

Aiden Jenkins
Aiden Jenkins

they already have hillary/huma so just use that

Brandon Campbell
Brandon Campbell

Methinks let her die off-screen and start the next movie with a funeral.

Nicholas Rodriguez
Nicholas Rodriguez

trying this hard to spoil this pile of garbage
kek

Luis Adams
Luis Adams

Dear god, I mean the slave-bikini Leia and Rey, you sick bastard. That said, post some of them pics.

Logan Howard
Logan Howard

but what happens to carl?

Also, nobody gives a shit. Congrats on going to see a movie during its opening week. Faggot.

Joshua Sullivan
Joshua Sullivan

I don't believe they thought she was going to die and fliming already finished. I think Mark Hamil said fuck off and peaced out probably was pissed at that SJW bitch.

Leia was supposed to be the next big character that dies in IX however hindsight is 20/20 or whatever they fucking drool out out of their mouth

Nathaniel Watson
Nathaniel Watson

Omg Revan yes. Imagine if only this new film bombed that they needed to look to the actual fucking fans for input.
This new trilogy sucks... it's an empty commodified product made by a kiss ass jew committee.

Parker Lopez
Parker Lopez

mfw my prediction was right

when will they learn not to make such obvious plot twists

Colton Butler
Colton Butler

How the fuck do they create a character like Snoke, build up the mystery around his identity and then just kill him off without giving any answers at all? Fucking lame.

Liam Bell
Liam Bell

Nihilus, best Sith

Isaac Gutierrez
Isaac Gutierrez

Anyone got the torrent?

Owen Roberts
Owen Roberts

OP DIES
KILLED BY KYLO REN'S LIGHTSABER UP HIS ASS

Luis Hernandez
Luis Hernandez

Plot Twist: That's not a lightsaber being shoved up OP's ass...

Because OP is a fag... Dun dun DUNNNNN!

Nolan Jackson
Nolan Jackson

Spoil? Fuck, I'd be surprised if I'd watch this on and airplane. (Well I did watch "Chips" and was pleasently surprised.) I fell asleep through all 4 hobbit movies, ender's game, and the last fatman, the one with the nuke and the pit he jumps out of...

I got old. This shit is boring as hell now.

give us a general outline.

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