LUKE DIES

LUKE DIES
KILLED BY KYLO REN
SNOKE DIES
KILLED BY KYLO REN

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Who gives a fuck about those cunts why haven't they made a film about Revan yet.

thats actually wrong
Luke becomes a force ghost like Obi-Wan and Yoda. He doesnt die like you are showing.

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Or at least Bastila's boobie meditation

Fucks given = 0

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jesus mary and joseph stalin thank you iv always thought this

nope

Post snopes dying plz.

it's a gay death. Kylo Ren just activates a laser saber that's next to the guy on his throne, cuts him in half

You know who else got cut in half and survived somehow? Maul.

This. Plus Snoke is was stronger in the force

I wonder if we'll get to see that in the Kenobi films.

Ren basically sucker punches snoke
>haha I killed u now and I'm in charge now nobody can tell me I can't play my chemical romance too loud

Hey fuckface, way to spoil the movie

the only thing in the entire universe of star wars that was good

I like when the giant T-Rex said, "Live long and prosper" and then turned into a Camero

Wasn't there a guy in one of the extended universe games where the dark side of the force was the only thing keeping his body from falling apart

can't remember that scene..., but I can't argue with dem trips son

was actually getting turned on with a Rey and Ren potential fuck fest with Jedis pouring out of her sweet vag for the next 9 movies... ehhhh

Darth Nihilus,
the man was pretty much a ghost with a mask and cloak. The dude had no body

ITS A FAKE OUT Luke is projecting his image there, he doesn't die

This is my favorite cancer. Anything that ruins this event for the sjws, niggers, and their cuckold benefactors who worship has earned it's place on Sup Forums

Yes, Nihilus. He raped an entire Miraluka planet because they were force sensitive. He's a really good character though, one of the best Sith. Plenty of good characters in the Old Republic timeline.

This is the truth

And a great display of textbook trolling. Especially the "come at me, Ren" scene.

i think you are talking about either Nihilus or Sion

Too much Pixar shit in this film. There were more moments of people laughing at birds falling over rather than based lightsaber duels.
>fucking disney

Rey’s parents were nobodies, kylo kills snoke, Luke dies

/thread

Sion relied on Yorkshire Tea to sustain him. Nothing more.

The lightsaber fight with Snoke's guards was pretty well put together.

Why would you come on Sup Forums knowing full well this was the #1 place to get spoiled for it

Including stabbing the floor for no reason like a retard.

If by floor you mean a dude's eye.....

How would you coordinate it, Fellini?

Fuck me, did you even watch it? Are you sure you've not just confused the scene for an episode of fucking robot wars?

I like those trips

Fuck me, you're complaining about the action and not the Del Toro abortion of a sub-plot and the Le Miserables mid-credits scene? What movie did you watch?

There's literally a few frames where one one of the guard's sabers goes through Ren's saber with absolutely no collision.

Was anyone else both entertained AND disappointed?

There was plenty of fun things but the answers to the big questions we were all waiting to be revealed - "Who is Snoke really?" (He's dead and we never get an answer) and "Who are Rey's parents?" (Just random desert dwelling nobodies) were HUGE let downs.

>why would you complain about action in a star wars film
Found the source of autism.

yeah those birds were cancer.

good thing I never cared much about star wars to see it get raped like this. Not even a fan and killing off luke like that is bullshit atfer they did it to solo

I didn't care for the whole del Toro plot. Waste of time and a Cloud City rip-off.

I didn't expect this many KotORfags in here. I love you bros. More than you'll ever know.

>Le Miserables mid-credits scene

I left when credits started. WTF kind of wierd shot did I miss?

Wait, did you go to the Thursday or Friday showing?

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There was no mid-credits scene. He's full of shit.

luke ascends on his exile planet, get your shit fixed

kek luke doesnt get killed by ren u scrub

You know who else lived in a garbage can and didn't give a fuck about anything? Jolee Bindo. And he was actually fucking awesome, for a nigger.

I am talking about the end scene with the broom. Listen to the background music, it includes two to three bars from Le Mis "Revolution".

Can someone go to reddit and spoil the movie for them

I just saw a 2:30pm showing today

Yoda looked fucking retarded

Sounded retarded too. Vandar was way better anyway.

see

already heard that a long time ago, who's kylo ren again?

Stupid Asian bomber at the start should of died from lack of oxygen when the bomber doors were open. Legit took off her oxygen mask but was seen as a hero

You're complaining about that but not the fucky super Leia scene?

>You know who else lived in a garbage can and didn't give a fuck about anything?

I just saw it, I liked how they brought Lando back and that twist at the end with Han's brother... nice touch

to save people money.

BOTH THE RESISTANCE AND THE FIRST ORDER ARE BOTH FUNDED BY RICH PRICKS WHO ARE BORED OF BEING RICH SO THEY FUNDED A WAR. FUCKING CASINO SCENE

Same reason Luke could project himself across the galaxy, Yoda, pulled an X-Men, and Snoke could set-up the Force Skype connection.

The idea is that with so few actual Force users left in the galaxy, the remaining ones get their powers amplified to near-superhuman levels.

That whole sub-plot was Phantom Menace - level cringe. Its sole purpose was to set the the nigger versus lady trooper showdown, complete with a cheap "we was kangz" strike from behind.

Fin and rose's story line was fucking stupid

This pretty much sums up my feelings. Luke didn't do shit besides act like a fucking highschool emo kid. That Rebel cruiser spent what felt like a week slowly moving away from Snoke's ship. Rey was hotter IMO.

I am having a hard time reconciling the old Starwars like 1-6 and the new ones, like that slave kid all of a sudden has the force and Reys parents were like nobodies or whatever. Like has the Force become HIV where everyone gets it through anal?

There were hardly any after the First Jedi Purge, but I didn't see Meetra Surik casually walking out of airlock for a quick breather or Visas instant messaging her former master for lightsaber tips.

Disney really fucked up. It opens up too many questions and doesn't give any answers. Killing snoke was a stupid idea, the bird were annoying, the pink haired SJW was just a bitch

Unless it's same idea as Bananakin, the foetus was remotely manipulated and enriched with midi-chlorian by Sith; the birthing killed some nobody bitch on impact.

Joke's on you, motherfucker! I already saw it!

Hey, that joke is a cheap shot, and that's NOT OKAY!

What was even the point of having Luke force-ghost himself across the galaxy? He died either way. It was like it was supposed to be a "gotcha" moment, but the end result is exactly the same.

Implying the were strong enough to begin with.

Skywalker bloodline is canonically one of the strongest in history. We don't know Snoke's backstory the same way we don't know Yoda's, but let's imagine they were one-in-a-million highly potent users too.

Look, let's just get some Leia/Rey Rule 34 pics and call it a night, what do you say fellow nerd?

Yes. And I fucking HD to laugh when Kylo explicitly says you are none this is not your story to rey. Abrams trolled us hard and laughed.

That he did and I respect him a lil bit for that. Making nerds cry is funny, you got to admit it.

I don't know who is any of them, I've never watched those movies, I hate space shit so much

So out of the original "big 3" of the Star Wars saga (Luke, Leia and Han)...

Han and Luke are dead - While the actors portraying them are alive and well

But Leia lives - Even though the actress playing her has died.

That's fucking stupid. Since Carrie Fisher died they should have let her character (Leia) die in that explosion and keep Luke around for the next sequel. I was wondering how they would deal with her on-screen death and here they had a perfect death scene already filmed for her and botched it. What will they do in the next film? Have her die off-screen or CGI her ass like they did Peter Cushing in Rogue One? So sloppy.

they already have hillary/huma so just use that

Methinks let her die off-screen and start the next movie with a funeral.

>trying this hard to spoil this pile of garbage
kek

Dear god, I mean the slave-bikini Leia and Rey, you sick bastard. That said, post some of them pics.

but what happens to carl?

Also, nobody gives a shit. Congrats on going to see a movie during its opening week. Faggot.

I don't believe they thought she was going to die and fliming already finished. I think Mark Hamil said fuck off and peaced out probably was pissed at that SJW bitch.

Leia was supposed to be the next big character that dies in IX however hindsight is 20/20 or whatever they fucking drool out out of their mouth

Omg Revan yes. Imagine if only this new film bombed that they needed to look to the actual fucking fans for input.
This new trilogy sucks... it's an empty commodified product made by a kiss ass jew committee.

>mfw my prediction was right

when will they learn not to make such obvious plot twists

How the fuck do they create a character like Snoke, build up the mystery around his identity and then just kill him off without giving any answers at all? Fucking lame.

Nihilus, best Sith

Anyone got the torrent?

OP DIES
KILLED BY KYLO REN'S LIGHTSABER UP HIS ASS

Plot Twist: That's not a lightsaber being shoved up OP's ass...

Because OP is a fag... Dun dun DUNNNNN!

Spoil? Fuck, I'd be surprised if I'd watch this on and airplane. (Well I did watch "Chips" and was pleasently surprised.) I fell asleep through all 4 hobbit movies, ender's game, and the last fatman, the one with the nuke and the pit he jumps out of...

I got old. This shit is boring as hell now.

give us a general outline.