If you could command any space ship from any sci-fi media, which one would you chose?

If you could command any space ship from any sci-fi media, which one would you chose?

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Eclipse-Class Star Dreadnought. Hull thick enough to ram other ships, Death Star super laser, hundreds of thousands of turbolaser cannons at your disposal, looming threat of a gigantic hunk of metal coming to shoot the shit out of/crash into your ass. What's not to love?

>Is killed by a single fighter flying into you at lightspeed.

Tardis. Because fun beats power.

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:3

Ship Upkeep must suck, probably expensive too

That is one shit program.

Heart of Gold from HHGTTG.

Heart of Gold my dude

A ship that can abuses probablility to the extreme to teleport you to anywhere in the universe

And can create some cool shit if you use the infinite improbability drive properly

It can also create unlimited food and drink. As long as I do not want tea.

excellent choice

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Star Destroyers are the best for power, but if we can classify one of the Yuuzhan planets as ships then one of those. Or just a basic organic fighter, they shoot plasma and are propelled/pulled,by tiny black holes.
Somehow.

I've always been partial to the Bird of Prey. Small, fast, tough, cloak, atmospheric landings, close-knit crew. I'll take one of those surplus and make my way in the galaxy as a bounty hunter. There weren't enough bounty hunters in Star Trek...

hmm
that's an odd image swap, some weeb somewhere on Sup Forums got a picture of Gordon

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Fuck yeah, there really is one other person that played Tachyon.

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this
and this
are almost the same thing

why pay for upkeep when you can point a giant death laser at a planet and get free slaves

This is the only correct answer. You can use it to obtain any other spaceship.

So the TARDIS is like Internet explorer?

>Not flying around in the Lexx and having your anus and ballsack licked everytime you have to use the bathroom.

the space patrol cruisers where pretty tits too, but i could find any decent pic of it

Heart Of Gold.

Infinite Infinity Drive FTW,

This
Although most of them have no idea what you're talking about

United planets cruiser C-57D inbound

not the fastest, not the strongest, but it has the aesthetic.

>Heart Of Gold.
youtube com/watch?v=We2-lXpdG3o

Ahahahahaha wooooow
I'd forgotten about that tv show
My god

The comfiest multi-role spacecraft in gaming history

kek

With the Blink Drive

UECNS Nemesis from The Last Angel
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Basically a 2000 year old AI superdreadnought whose engine is routinely used to blow up stars and completely gut other dreadnoughts.

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I wouldn't pick it over other much larger ships, but in its class, yeah, good call.

Need I say more?

Hi, you're Uber is here

Cool story bro

WOW. Fucking yeah.

>because why not

White base because then I'd have a ship that can take a beating, a Gundam, and other mobile suits at my disposal.

Eagle 5 is best 5

Get on my level

yyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssssss

FUCK NO!!!

Yes! My man! This game almost ruined my grades in high school. I currently have the 3rd version for windows with the mods to turn it back into the original and I play from time to time when I want to feel comfy again. Also, Scout Ship all the way. Too small to hit, fast, great range, and being a 2 person crew makes it seem even comfier.

The SR-1 is cozy af

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>blow up planets
>fuck alien skanks played by french models
>gay goth assassin bug guy
>weasely drunk runs the whole thing

I could be stanley. but the universe is kind of odd and unpleasant to be in.

The ship design is one of the strongest parts of the movie Event Horizon. It really gives such an unsettling feeling when they are on it.

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Get on my level

Pros: Indestructible, can achieve hyperspace travel, can destroy entire star systems at the press of a button

Cons: Look like a giant dildo

Holy hell... I forgot about that game!

>fun beats power
agreed!

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Does a class c stellar engine count? en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stellar_engine

You might wanna try endless space, it's one of the more fun foss games and has a sr71 blackbird design ship, which is still so fucking sleek.

Holodeck so I can live out whatever fantasy I want.
replicator so I can eat whatever I want

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Mane that's like 2 inches tall

Good choice. I wonder if everyone is fucking those holograms? Like porn programs?

Could slide it in real easy

for sure

The Heart Of Gold.
Using the Infinity Probability Drive would be awesome

in DS9 they has specific porn holodeck programs and mention them as being pornographic multiple times so i'm going to say yes

Would explain why none of the characters mind being single really

Yeah but what about Starfleet regulations. I don't think they'd allow guys popping off loads in there.

well Geordi did fall in love

Also wouldn't that cum fuck up the holodeck? It would show up

What do you think they use as the raw material to fee into the replicators?

Yeah with that hologram. I think he was probably banging her too. Force field handjobs and blowjob's man can adjust tit size in real time

Like piss and shit too?

Fuck 8 Starwars movies, I want another Spaceballs.

Yeah. Like shit piss cum all that stuff is repurposed

Fuck, I wish I had a Holodeck

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Legend

"Computer increase tit size 200%."

Id make it so halfway through the fuck my buddy's whore turns into Benjamin Franklin or something

In this Sexy beast being born in this scene... his name is Talyn

That would make women obsolete.

Aya...because sex.

Shark or spider

considering the holodecks run off matter energy conversion like replicators, perhaps every day they go through a cleaning cycle that converts any remaining shit into energy, like skin cells, hair, swat, blood, cum, dirt ect

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if only

yeah that's probably true

Quads demand it.

I still say Mel Brooks has one movie in the can that he wont release until after his death that will be beyond anything we could comprehend, ripping a hole through the fabric of space and time.

uncomfortable bunks and limited operation range

Kek from like Kate Upton to Louie Anderson instantly

You are right
Nobody knows because it's not cannon

it can circumnavigate the entire federation

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but there are no comforts built in. its like manning a submarine as far as living goes.

This bad boy from back in the day

So all the gay sex you can handle?

The Event:Horizon pls thannsyou

its the federation.
so yes.