POST SECRETS / CONFESSIONS / ETC
POST SECRETS / CONFESSIONS / ETC
i get off sharing my female friends' pics for strangers to fap to..
not my cock...
I'm currently attempting to extort the estate of Billy Mays, I won't rest until I accrue $23.75.....
I'm really into straight shota and incest, both for the same reason. It's the male dominating a woman and putting her in her place. The whole male power fantasy thing.
I think both are abhorrent IRL and the idea of anyone actually doing either in real life is disgusting. But for some reason those stupid captioned gifs get me off.
My gf and I are very open with each other and we're both into some depraved /d/-level stuff but I haven't told her this and never will.
nice... i just wish i had more wins...
I fap to a family member Facebook's pics way to often
I fucked a hooker at 4-5 am yesterday
Me too, but specifically of someone I dislike. It would be great to know more people get their dick hard from it. How did it come about for you?
I secretly browse Sup Forums
I purposely flirt with every gay guy I meet.
The truth is, I NEED to have my asshole rammed by a big black cock.
I've jacked it to pizza multiple times . Hardcore shit too, not the weak ass nn shit
I pay Mexican day labor workers that stand outside Home Depot, to choke me till I pass out . Usually on pay day
started with a coworker who was bitchy to me one time. was about the time she just posted pics of her beach vacation... it made me cum buckets knowing anons fapping to her and she has no idea
Do you do it to women you like too?
the only person you need to be honest is yourself .
yes... depends on my mood. sometimes, especially when they wear tight or sexy clothes, i like sharing what i'll do to them with others.
Got anyone you'd like to share right now?
right now, my friend's tits are making me hard
what would you like to do with her?
first, grope those tits till her nipples get hard or my cock become diamonds. then use my teeth and take off her top and lick/suck on her tits/nipples
I stole a thong from my niece and fap with it
Would she suck your cock after this?
cleaned my dick tonight with someone else's toothbrush
i poisoned my SOs moms dog, they have 6, its almost dead anyways, its a small terrier with hair literally falling off of it. i don't feel bad.
also even though i try to think of myself as a loyal boyfriend, yesterday i fingerbanged the girl who sits next to me in my bio class.
Damn I'd bite her nipples off
yes... i'll let her lick/suck my cock. then have her hand cup my balls while i pull her head closer to me till she gags.
yeah... nice huh?
Do you think about her sucking your cock when you talk with her? Do you want her to compliment your penis?
Bite em off then suck the tit dry
I enjoy showing off my exs and even my uggo fatty gf. Plan on getting more hardcore pics of her as well to show off. She has no idea i do and would freak out.
I can't fall in love and I hate men.
I was drunk at a bar and my friends left me. A twink offered to drive me home and I said sure. He invited himself in and I got the best head I've ever gotten
I sleep with a box of ammo and two guns in my bed because i unironically believe that if I die I will be able to take them with me. Like I'll have some upper hand in the ghost war death puts us in.
yes.. when i talk to her, i look at her mouth and imagine how it'd look while gagging on my cock. no, i dont want her to compliment my penis.. i just want her to suck on them..
do it... fapping?
i steal jokes from family guy
That's pretty hot. I hope she ends up swallowing your dick, user.
same here... her tits are soft though.. she's a hugger so at least my chest can feel those tits every now and then.. one time, she almost made me jizz my pants as she was hugging me. lol
When I rap battle at school, I reuse lyrics I memorized from underground songs I like.
Shared a girls photo on imgur and it got thousands of views
I jizzed to them
I have two gf and I don't know which one I should stay with.
Girl 1: She cooks, cleans, cares about me but lives very far away, she's also very experienced with sex so yeah, that's a bit of a turn off since she seems like she has been fucked many times and by God knows how many.
Girl 2: More chemestry, she knows the real me, cares about me too, she works and doesn't live far away, she refuses to cook and clean so that's a BIG turn off, she also likes to go out with friends so that's another turn off.
i'm kin with foxy from five nights at freddy's
nice.. any chance you did a cum tribute?
keep them both... maybe have them meet and try to weasel in a 3some.
No. Keep getting off on the thought of it though
I wear panties when I'm home alone because they are comfy as fuq
I post nudes of my wife with face and I think I have already been found out by someone
Mom's friend fingered me in the car.
Why do you think you've been found out?
In highschool my friend was on the swim team. When He d sleep over he would sleep in briefs like Calvin's or nxt. He had a huge bulge and I used to pull his blanket down and jerk off to it
ever see his dick ?
any chance you'll post nudes?
No not out of the briefs. But the outline got me so hard. I touched it a few times when fapping
did u smell it?
I wore my friends mom's panties and fapped on top of her bed a bunch of times. Had to take a few pairs home from all the pre cum I'd unleash in them
greentext pls bro
wtf does the swim team have to do with anything?
Nah just fapped
Imo when someone shows an unusual amount of interest really quicky it's cause they know the chick.
100% chance lol. Why stop now.
Indicates his friend was 10/10 otter mode chad
He had a 12 pack. He was in ridiculous shape
do you think he was bigger than you?
cool... do it... need some fap material
i see... my friends and i used to prank each other so one time i suggested to put salonpas on our "hung" friend. i volunteered to do it.. snuck a stroke or two tbh..
Neither are long term material
Never settle with an overused vagina, and never settle for "refuses to......"
You basically have to fuck both until you are bored, then find number 3
I'm going blind and my family doesn't know.
I'm working on getting a Doctoral before that happens.
I want to be the president
Yea definitely. He would stretch those briefs
Have you ever sucked a man's cock before?
That's what my best friend tells me. Thank you, love you user.,
Junior year my friend and I jokingly made a bet playing fifa that the loser would give the other a no. I lost and he jokingly dropped his shorts to his ankles. I got up turned the lights off and kneeled
Do you still jerk off to the memory?
nice... did you spit or swallow?
No not really
nice... still doing it? did he reciprocate?
I love Linkin Park Meteora album
It's fucking edgy and I love it
My biggest fetish is incest. It's how I was introduced to sex. Also, my best non-relative partners barely competed with my decent relatives I was with. I'm not creative enough to tell the stories, they are probably lame compared to what you read on Sup Forums anyway.
I have posted my physician wife online including Sup Forums and get off on the fact that her patients know her round ass and smooth pussy shape and get boners while seeing her ..
same here. i love it.
Like all good psychopaths, I have cut some of my past girlfriends during sex while they were tied down without their permission. Yes some of them did break up with me but never reported it however some of them did love it.
been priming my wife to be shared... every time we have sex i tell her her coworkers were looking at her ass and probably would pay to watch us have sex or even bang her...at first, she laughed it off, but the last time i mentioned it, it got her really horny. once she's ready, i'll give my neighbor (who has a crush on her) 1st dibs..
any chance you can repost?
Nah he never did. But we spent pretty much a whole summer after that giving him bj' s. His car, his bed, we go to a movie weeks after it was out to be the only ones in there. He would jerk me off during it sometimes if not I would always jerk off during. I measured him once and he was over 7.5
i had sex with my best friend's mom because she's fucking adorable and i feel bad about it but i hate him so i don't care.. but i really care about her, and im starting to hate him because he's a helpless drunk who refuses to change.,
i think i love her though :c she's such a nice woman, she treats me well.. fuck i think i love her :(
i see... ever tried taking him in your ass?
I want someone to come cream in my ass
Probably not.. would be too obvious
I have dreams about fucking my best friends wife
that's too bad... would you consider doing it over kik?
Do you think she would? Do you imagine fucking her consciously now?
i see... when was the last time you gave him head?
i would love to.
I took a shower at my sister's at thanksgiving and my niece left her clothes in there. I jerked off with her thong. Vs green and left pre cum all over it.
nice.. pls keep going
Like 4 years ago.
i see... have you done it to other dudes?
No, I am not attractive amd we fight a lot over randok shit. Not to mention she barely fucks her own husband, let alone a beta like me.
I dont mean dream as in day dream, i mean dream as in actual dreams, me being asleep and all that stuff.
bifag here, I really enjoy showering with/around other guys, especially if they are younger than 14ish. luckily it happens fairly often, including yesterday with 2 super cute nephews. didnt molester them nor do anything "bad". still it's not something i want other ppl irl to know.
I am blackmailing my female cousin. Thus far I've made her give me anal and yesterday she blew me. 0 regrets.
No I haven't. I would with the right dude though. Best one ever was his mom was gone for the weekend so we would just get high all day and do it. Both got completely naked outside by the pool and I just went to town out in the open
nice ass... more please
nice... good for you
want to be cucked
This. Also love hearing all kinds of degrading comments about them.
I have several nude pictures of my sister in law. Took them off my brothers phone while he was gone to get food. About two years ago me and her got drunk and made out and I sucked on her tits. She regrets it but we still flirt and play around. Jerk off to the pictures every other night for about a week now.
I want my niece to give me head
i know right?
i banged my wifes friend while my wife was at work and told my wife and she forgave me (she was pregnant with my second son)
i find it easier to get off to people i know
randomly horny one night i messaged my wifes other friend and told her i jerk off to her, sent her dickpics, she told my wife but i sent more messages and pics, she has told to a few times now and somehow im still getting away with it.
im still talking to my wifes friend (the one i cheated on her with) and she still wants to see me...
i feel bad because my wife is really nice but i dont really feel super attracted to her like i do her friend wtf is wrong with me
finally... tits... got more clearer pics?
I molested my dog throughout high school...
really want my gf to come home streched out and creampied
Here's one of my sister in law
best one yet..
I stole a friend of mine thong. I wear it when I jerk off to her
It happened with me(then M18) at high school party/classmates(girl) cousin birthday (her house).
Party had lasted for a few hours.
Went to a upstairs bathroom.
Wandered around the upstairs a bit until the birthday girl showed up.
She came to a doorstep and said that it is her room.
She closed the door and pushed me on the mattress.
And then she said something I won't forget.
"No one says no to me on my birthday"
as she opened my belt and pulled my jeans down with underpants.
She squatted, pulled her pants aside and started riding me while holding me down with hands on shoulders.
She wore tight see-through lace chemise with visible glittery underwear. Basically a slut wear for birthday.
She was 17 but in 21+ year old body.
Ofc I had boner because I couldn't resist the looks but I couldn't stop thinking about having unprotected sex with random girl who doesn't even say if she is on the pill.
She cowgirled me roughly and made me cum in her.
She had the most evil laugh and grin on her face while letting all the cum inside her drop on my balls while I thought if she had fucked someone before me during that party.
After that I made all the tests (waiting period was horrifying) and luckily I was clean.
She didn't get pregnant either.
tl:dr raped by woman but not really scarred for life because of it.
the usual 2017 of coming out with sexual harassment story
Posted a bunch of pics of women I know (including my sister) for others to comment, degrade and fap to.
Fapped while sniffing my sister's panties, shared pics of her panties with others.
Fapped to girlfriends/wifes of my friends and shared their pics with others. Stole some pics from a friend's wife's pc, no nudes though. Fapped to another friend's teen stepdaughter.
Who wanna trade pics of wifes gfs on unsee!?
love her smile...
I fingered and had oral sex with a 9yo girl during last few months.
She’s a beauty mate. And a classy lady. And loudest Slut when fucked.
At what point do you discuss your fetishes with a potential partner? Before? A few months in? Never?? Didnt tell my ex any
nice ass.. moar?
how old are you?
I steal panties from girls I know and mastrubate while wearing them
I jerked off to my passed out friend. Put.mt dick in her hand and pre cum on her lips. Pulled her sweat pants down so her thong was showing. Came twice
Women these days
Nah, I'm going raw in her.
A little bit alcohol or after party sitting time.
Then proceed to fill:
If you answer yes and your partner hits no then this question is removed from the final results. Only if both answer maybe or yes, the question answers are shown in results.
awesome.. she talks dirty?
I fuck a few women other than my wife every year. Every single time I put up hidden cameras, use a spare cellphone as a video camera, and/or use my laptop's camera to record the sex. It gives me something to watch before I fuck my wife so I can get off quicker. She used to give me anal and fucked me every day but she stopped and I'm fucking bored with her.
How do I go about getting head from my niece ?
I wanna do this but scared of getting stds and her busting me that way
Yes she does ..especially with cock up her cervix
She is 25. Cosmetologist. I'm 18. Was 16 when we made out and I sucked on her tits. We actually live together because me and my brother half the rent. We flirt and she admitted I'm attractive and she wears around tight leggings and low cut shirts because I told her it turns me on. She also has two kids with him.
I have dreams of the utmost evil grandeur. With no buzzwords to call in on, I hold the exact same type of mindset Patrick Bateman does. No one has value, everything can be used and everything can be taken for gain. While I am not sociopathic enough to carry out any type of malicious action (jail doesn't suit me), I am in that I wish nothing good upon anyone. I revel in the misery of others and I know deep down no good will come from this, but I find absolute comfort in the chaos. My mask is such that I've lost my real identity long long ago, or maybe I never had one.
youre gay lol
Shame, that monster is fucking beautiful
be me, male, 13, hanging out with best friend walking on side of the road
stumble across a porn magazine on the side of the road, he picks it up
a week later I'm at his house, and he's showing me some of the pages where guys are fucking each other
did some "doctor" stuff with him years ago but nothing adult, now he's asking if I mind if he jerks off while we read the magazine
I tell him I don't mind, soon we're both doing it, son he's pointing out bj's
I get the hint, horny a hell, first grab him and we jerk each other, and then I get on my knees like in the mag and take his cock in my mouth
he didn't last long, and i didn't really like it, spit his cum out into the trash.
mfw I stand up and his dad is at the back of the room, watching
friend tells me how good it felt, hugs me, his dad walks out and never said another word to me in decades
is she even slightly interested?
are you a cool and good looking uncle?
If you are scared of STD's, look for safe women. The best ones for me have been women on dating sites that live far enough away that you can write to them and call until you gain trust, then on the first date you will be fucking them.
I've gone to Colombia where prostitution is legal and fucked maybe 15 prostitutes, always using a condom. I've gotten bareback head a few times, broken a condom here and there, but no STD's and I have gotten tested a few times when I was paranoid. Clean every time.
You got Hard so it wasnt rape you little cunt
Yea, age difference 7 years
Okay alcohol and i have seen these online tests before but never heard of anyone using them
when i was 16 i took the v of my sister's 11yo best friend. then were fuckbuddies. this is cliche as fuck but she was really tight, was fairly easy to make her cum.
Is this legal?
Ask her .. what are your dreaming of my dirty little Slut .. while sucking on her clit
yeah fuck ghosts, bro
I have been slowly losing my best hoes.
So I am going to go on Omegle to find some now
This looks easy to do
What's your plan if you get herpes? Condoms don't stop herpes.
As i said we aren’t together yet just in talking stages. Nothing has happened i just wanted to know the best time to ask. If im coming anywhere to ask about when to speak about weird fetishes its gonna be here
legality is subjective.
More of my sister in law if anyone is interested
Later.. learn her first and see how far off you are.
Love the veins on that delicious tit
any face? nice ass
What do y'all think about her?
I'd fk her
And she seems pretty tame but she could be one of those secret freaks
Herpes, if you get it, would be one of the few STD's that you could plausibly deny happened in the present. Because herpes recur, you could claim that you had the symptoms when you were younger but they went away. It all depends on how you want to live your life. Herpes is a contact disease. Your testicles would be vulnerable. I'd rather go through a divorce than be so fucking bored with my wife and never get enough sex.
Last one of her for now unless requested
Sure any more?
This is how you copied pictures? Taking pictures of his phone screen? Unacceptable
When I was little I had a best friend and we were both wondering what sex is. We were pre-school age, or even younger. We tried fucking each others asses. Didn't know it was gay back then lol. No homo tho.
Last one before it gets obvious. No face of course except for glimpses, she’s a physician and associate professor in a major academic institution..
mfw I stand up and his dad is at the back of the room, watching
friend tells me how good it felt, hugs me, his dad walks out and never said another word to me in decades
wat the fuck
Had to. Quickest way without a trace because he was about 3 mins away when I got done taking the pics
understandable... thanks for sharing
put my 6" uncut dick in her vagina
You are a strong man if you still haven't suicided
Yeah. The only issues I have are when my non-relative partners realize it's actual attraction to relatives and Mom made me have our daughter move in with me when I got her pregnant. Like she had room to judge, my brother is her brother's kid and her dad and grandfather are the same guy.
pls put all of them on an imgur album
I dont know how to do that lol. I never Fuck around with all this. Just wanted to see if anyone else thought she was gorgeous and sexy like I do.
she is sexy.. would like to save all your pics..
I live with her. Its fucking amazing.
i bet.. well i gotta go sleep hope to see you again.
I'm always around on here lol you will
i'm 32 and i'm a thumbsucker
i used to suck my thumb for the longest when i was a kid, breaking my arm broke that habit or i still might prolly
I have a three inch dick and I'm circumcised.
I went to a dominatrix a few months ago and I'm going again next week.
I write cheesy high school romance stories and shipping fanfiction
When I was younger, my dad used to shave me, cut my nails, trim my pubes, pop pimples on my face and back, would smell my penis to make sure it smelled nice, would do the same for my armpits, and would sometimes shower with me. This went on until I was around 16 and he would also beat me if I ever denied him.
Every weekend for the past four years, I’ve gone to the movies or taken a nap in my car and told my mom I was out with friends. I’ve also told her I’m dating a Korean girl who was in one of my university classes.
When I was younger, girls at school used to hug me and random and would also tell me they loved me. Eventually I found out they would dare each other to hug guys they found especially creepy/ugly and I was a prime target. One of them also started a rumor I was stalking her because we lived on adjacent streets, after which most of my friends stopped associating with me.
I've spent over one hundred dollars on girlfriend ASMR audios and will probably spend more in the future.
I'm going into my final uni semester. I've cheated my way to an A in multiple classes and haven't made any friends.
My "lesbian" coworker and I have fallen for each other and we're both married.
I am going to divorce my wife now, regardless of whether or not the coworker follows through.
I might even tell her today that I want a divorce. Wife is pretty chill, we just aren't working out.
I hope she didn't go full ragebeast. Thank God we have no kids and there are very few of my possessions I care about enough I can't jettison them.
I think I saw a girl I knew get raped at a party in college
Normal wanking has gotten so boring for me
I get off on wearing diapers and shitting/pissing in them
So what do you do?
Ever wishy ou'd taken a shot at it?
what are you blackmailing her with?
Eh, it wasn't like a sat and watched, shit seemed to fick her up good though. She went from an honor's student to flunking iut ib no time. I think she became a stripper actually