Hi user, that'll be $24.99 plus tip

Hi user, that'll be $24.99 plus tip.

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i've nutted to that video an ungodly amount of times

ewww get your jizz infested hands off my pizza...

t-thanks *tip $50 for her great service*

She's very good at her job

Here's $25. Can I have my change?

How about I put 3" of salami in your calzone instead?

I've got your tip right here bitch!

*unzips dick*

>plus tip
GTFO bitch.

I aint tipping, include delivery in the price next time.

...

>*unzips dick*
waitwhat.jpg

Please refrain from posting this uggy white girl thanks

*Pays $24,99* *closes the door* *go back to watching anime*

Faggot.

>relying on tips as a wage

Yikes i forgot americans had it bad

I'd give her 24.99, take the pizza and close the door.

I didn't order Pizza, gtfo Thot.

>y-yes here's th-thirty two dollars
>awkward silence, while eyes looking everywhere but her's
>keep the change
>nervous laugh
>close door
>yes! I'm so fucking alpha, that bitch wants my cock
~everyone of 4chinks actual response.

$12,50 for a pizza? Is that really what you amerifats pay?

Thanks now get the fuck off my property

Yea and the pizza is tiny and disgusting

The nervous laugh and looking everywhere but her is so me kek

>getting raped by Muslims before your murdered
Yikes, I forgot eurocucks had it bad.

>your
American education, everyone.

>"Mamma Mia!"
>I pay the gal and tip 20% because heck it's the holidays
>Before the I close the door,open a box and unsheath the pizza
>Begin to spin it in the air
>"Whhhheeeennnnn the mooon hits your eye like a big -"
>Cheese and loose toppings flying everywhere
>She's obviously impressed
>I let the pizza soar high into the sky and catch it on my finger tip while still spinning it
>Wait for obvious applause
>"Arrivederci"
> As I take a bite of the spinning pie.
>Mambo Italiano

>plus tip.
You accept Dickcoin?

Just the tip, you said?

/thread fucking keked

Or blame Korean technology for bad autocorrect, and me giving so little fucks about bashing Europeans to confirm the spelling.
Jokes aside, I'm starting to legitametly feel bad for the average person in Europe, it's getting real bad. You guys need to get good politicians and laws going.

Nah, you can get a large pizza for around 10 bucks.

Fuck dude, I thought my dick was curved.

Hey bro, vaginas aren't shaped like that.

Newfag detected

I am very tired of acronyms. Specifically those made by nignogs, and perpetuated by shitty social media.

Ausfag reporting, id rather die from a muslim attack than be as ignorant as you

>unzips dick

I-i don't trust wallets *grabs 50 dollar* there, have a nice day

>ring ring
>opens door
>Hi user, that'll be $24.99 plus tip.
>omg is that you riley?
>mhh yeah... do i know you?
>i dont think so, i just know you because i saw an add where you were being fucked by a couple of negroes. So whats up? your pussy is so ugly and destroyed you had to search for an toher job? You have 26 yearls old baby look at how miserable is your life, no body really loves you
>(eyes completely in tears) sniff,sniff... yeah im sorry user, i just wanted to look cool and they paid me well so i though someone would apreciate me, i just couldnt get any better, i had enough of that kind of things... oh im sorry, do you have a paper? im starting to crying...
> yeah sure, come in while i look for some kleenex and the money
>ok thanks user...

...Wat

b8

Your grammar is a travesty.

Move to the UK, make your dream come true.

Ya'll some Thots

lmao yall crackers lame AF

I wouldnt even open the door girls scare me

The fauna of your country will do that for you.
Or your commie government.

>marry her
>have her cuck me to BBC

> *unzips dick*

>...while I look for some Kleenex and a bowl of eggs
Ftfy

Pls.. do not take any more of my keks

>plus tip
>live in europe
>europe, where you dont need tip like a faggot
>theres only one kind of tip she could be talking about

Checkmate

Flora and fauna. And I still think we're doing better than America in regards to politics

As do most people under a totalitarian regime.

>be kike so I don't tip.
Or
>be European, be cucked by kike shell government, so don't tip.
Sheckles go to taxes citizen goy

Pot&kettle.

Does she have her dick though those boxes? Not cool.

All of the people herr that are not trolls and genuinely think tipping is an ok practice in many professions need to be checked for deformities in the brain. I dont understand. I order shit to go or pick it up myself cause im not about to get in a heated argument eith someone at a restaurant cause they spat in my food. Why dont i spit on your paycheck? Not my fault the menu lists the price of the item and thats it.

Smart man

Go to the restaurant and get your own food, and soda eurofat.
If not then tip the bitch who does.
Or maybe eat at home? So you won't be disgusting balls of doughy flesh.

I thought all the jews in Europe were liquidated?

They were but at the same time not.

Sorry fuckface, Im American. You dont tip firefighters for doing their job. You dont tip fast food workers for bringing out the food to you, do you? I eat at home most often. Its easy to cook and follow recipes. I go out to eat and try something new, or when there is a special desl going on. Tipping is for idiots, and the idiots who advocate it.

Smart man.

You generally don't tip people who suckle at the taxpayers tit, I.E. firefighters.
At the same time, when you go to a self serve type restaurant, like a buffet, you don't tip either generally.

>thread about funny responses to a delivery girl
>almost instantly ruined by eurocucks
They are good at ruining fun, but fuck man.

RAP BATTLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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The video kinda sucks tho man.

Fpbp

Newfag

youtube.com/watch?v=dTRKCXC0JFg

I haven't seen that specific video, she's hot though, other than the gook writing down her back.

The internet was a mistake.

For the love of Al Gore repent!