/mls/ general - HOWDY NEIGHBOR edition + /ayy/

>Friday, April 21
Toronto FC v. Chicago Fire, 7:30pm EST

>Saturday, April 22
Philadelphia Union v. Montreal Impact, 1:00pm
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Houston Dynamo v. San Jose Earthquakes, 4:00pm
Portland Timbers v. Vancouver Whitecaps, 4:00pm
New England Revolution v. DC United, 7:30pm
New York Red Bulls v. Columbus Crew SC, 7:30pm
FC Dallas v. Sporting Kansas City, 8:00pm
Real Salt Lake v. Atlanta United FC, 9:30pm

>Sunday, April 23
NYCFC v. Orlando City SC, 1:30pm
LA Galaxy v. Seattle Sounders FC, 4:00pm
Minnesota United FC v. Colorado Rapids, 6:00pm


>NASL
nasl.com/schedule
>USL
uslsoccer.com/usl-schedule
>NWSL
nwslsoccer.com/schedule
>AYY lmao
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First for a Miami stadium.

Second for Inferiority of Florida as a race and as a culture.

>perf

He has played in some of the most hostile and toughest environments in europe, and he's all worked up because of a match in Kansas? He is overreacting imo.

Clearly, you have never been to Kansas.

Sixth for an amazing thread OP

Sporting kc park gets lit

A lot of the newer MLS teams have pretty great looking logos.

LAFC's logo is okay, not great. Or maybe it's just that I don't like the name, I don't know

I'm from kansas city. You're telling me our stadium is equal to merseyside derby at Anfield?

That's enough outta you.

It's hit and miss. OP image isn't their official logo, I don't think, just their Twitter avi.

I know it does, but Tim has played in some of the most tense and hostile environments in the world. Is he seriously more butthurt about this match than a Concacaf World Cup Qualifier in Mexico or Costa Rica? or what about when he played for Everton, he was a keeper in front of Liverpool fans in a derby match. There's no way (as much as I love our stadium and team) our small supporters section is equal to that.

No, I'm saying it's worse, and that Kansans are-- and I'm talking about the majority, mind you, this is not a blanket statement-- Kansans are uneducated slovenly hillbilly inbred faggots. You'd be in more danger driving across Kansas than you would across an African country, because in Africa you'd know to avoid the grass huts.

Nah KC is a bunch salty faggots that need to be pilot in their place.
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kek

the stadium is located in Johnson County. Johnson County is an uppity rich area where everyone is snobby and pretentious. The majority of people who go to the games are rich college/highschool kids who are paying with daddies money, or dudes who got off work from Mercer/KCPL and just want to rage. The hillbillies wouldn't bother watching footfairy-ball, they are busy waiting for the Chiefs to start playing.

Who are the least vocal supporters in MLS?

Hardmode: [spoiler]excluding chivas[/spoiler]

probably new england or chicago

translate please? i dont speak nigger.

IT'S LIT NIGGA LIT

You guys

what if we put AFC Anchorageā„¢ in the CPL

no thanks m8

mlssoccer.com/post/2017/04/20/kurt-larson-bastian-schweinsteiger-flipping-narrative-chicago

Apologize, Doylefags

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First for DA LOONS

so is it anuslanta or atlanus

Swissposter is an Australian expat

Chicago 2-1 fucking leafs
Prepare your anuses

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Let's go fire!

when was this a thing

All this refball in favor of canacucks is appalling.

>fire

nah b ur team is SHIT

No it isn't, it's better then half of the league m8

Minnesota was able to come and tie it after going 2-0 down
Chicago can do it

poor little white boy

Yup this is the Fire I know

when the ballboi is tall as your main player

Thanks ref

manlet is PISSED

Haha fuck yo clean sheet nigga

How'd it go?

>it's a chicago fire can't win on the road episode

>Larson

Turkbro(RIP)'s dream wasn't Canada you insensitive leaf

Who are some MLS players it's impossible to hate?
For me, it's David Villa. He seems to genuinely enjoy being here.

alright lads, going to try and throw /ayy/ on my back. obviously going to be a pretty slow community but whatever.
if you could do a cheeky bump for based /mls/ or whatever we love you long time

>tfwrevsfan
>tfwnoMLSC Up
>tfwnoqt3.14SSS

;_;

big if true

friday night reminder that this happened

>full slate of games Saturday

Will Montreal make.................. an Impact?

we would have crushed you in QF

>we
I'm sorry what part of Africa are you from sweetie?

Nah. We would have bus parked hard and you would have scored 1 goal and called it a day. We also had a shit team in Brazil with no strikers after Alti fucking dore and our best player excluded so any progress we made in that world cup was a positive.

That was a weird World Cup for us.
We should have beaten Belgium and made the final 8.
On the other hand, we were routinely outplayed and outcoached and had no business even making it out of our group.

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late night qtball bump you fucks

bump

Today plz watch our league:
Sporting Aryan of Portugal vs niggers and benficucks

A bit scared lads, gonna watch it live and a fan of ours was killed last night.

Even though I'm not a nigger I honestly feel like killing someone if I get provoked.
Game starts at 20:30CET

I'll be fine.

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>Aryan

SHUT YOUR FUCKING COCKEYSVILLE SUCKING MOUTH. FUCKING NIGGER.

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>/ayy/ leaves
>/port/ begins

>ZERO (0) Canadians

It's literally in the OP, like you fucking asked, you fucking dipshit.

Read that again

MY (woke) NEGGA

Who in that league wouldn't be a 6 if they didn't play soccer?

Christen Press 2bh

>/pleasewatchourleague/ general

>country field
>quebec
Triggered

It's almost like Alberg is a quality player in this league

>this murderball game

Bump for Rusnak. Get fucken Atlanta.

D O O P

>We should have beaten Belgium
In terms of chances created, no. We played horribly against the two big teams we faced and got off easy against a Ghana falling apart and a bad Portugal.

>the city of Montreal

I'm confident Union will blow this.

t. Union fan

Tell me why Alberg has been riding the bench all season again?

Gib DPs

He got fat

>In terms of chances created, no
That's what I mean.
In terms of chances, we should have drawn Ghana and Portugal and gotten stomped by Germany and Belgium. We were pretty bad overall.
But if Wondo does his fucking job we somehow win that game.

LET THE GAMES BEGIN

dat header tho

>Just dooped it

>that Quebec supporter.

Relegation when? I'm sick of seeing these pathetic East teams

J U S T

>doopers
LOL

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UNION DELUSION!!

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>tfw /MLS/ is obsessed with us

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when does atlanta play? only team worth watching