Hello I am Dylan my friend told me to come on this website (this subject specifically) and he said to post a Picture...

Hello I am Dylan my friend told me to come on this website (this subject specifically) and he said to post a Picture and ask you guys random questions because he said you are funny. (Like funny haha not weird funny.)

Where do you people live?
What do you mostly do on here?
What kind of person are you? Like nice, mean, shy, energetic (stuff like that)
My friend said you guys have cool pictures and stories. Can you share some with me?

Hey Dylan, it's me your neighbor from when you were a kid. Mostly I discuss what we think you look like naked, I'm a very bad man for you Dylan. When will you let me slurp that pecker? Remember all those times I followed you around town? I do

Theres no way for you to know who I am. Nice try you dont know me. Lots of people names Dylan.

i love you

Holy fucking shit lolThat's fake Is that a dick?

Nobody would do that. Its retard ed

welcome to Sup Forums

Having to point out cars and street signs to make a comment is the funniest thing about this website.

I can't tell if this is decent bullshit or the newest of newfriends.

Thank you. What do you like to talk about?

> BIG BEAN CAME

surprised no one did this but:
dubs

What does that mean?

"The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact."

DYLAN YOU ABSOLUTE MADMAN! I NEVER THOUGHT YOU HAD IT IN YOU! Welcome you normie ye it's G

you arent answering my questions.

What do you want to discuss then?

There is suspicion that you are either a normal user here and you are just baiting us into believing lies about you being new, or you have literally just arrived and you are a newfag. Either way, we hate you.

So you guys are all just joking around? How do you talk seriously then? Do you have to ask if the other guy is joking or something?

underrated

>fagit

Okay that was funny lol

niggers, trips, traps, cucks, tits, pussy, asshole, loli, sharpie in pooper, greentext, horsecock, foreskin, jews, niggers.

he might be lying or just fucking with us, who knows

Sup Forums 101
oh also porn

I know this guy, he is an absolute blue pill normie.

I'm not a normie

b8

What the hell I'm not a normiie what did I say for that?

>he doesnt know you can use the old captcha if you go into the site settings

Hi!!!!!!!!!

Nigga you are you deny the KEK PROPHECY and you found out only few days ago that fuck this shit I'm out had a song.

not anymore. are you familiar with the philosophical concept of the cave? cuz you just left it

Sssshhhhhhut up

shit

Q. Where do you people live?
A. In our mother's basement, obviously. I own my own house. I earn $87,000/year. I live in a small city in the middle of no where, but by virtue of posting on this Sup Forums board, I live in my mother's basement.
Q. What do you mostly do on here?
A. We shit post.
Q. What kind of person are you? Like nice, mean, shy, energetic (stuff like that)
A. We are disrespectful pranksters and mischief makers.
Q. My friend said you guys have cool pictures and stories. Can you share some with me?
A. Try looking for a green text thread. That's what you are looking for.
That's fake Is that a dick?
Yes it is. Welcome to Sup Forums, now you should leave, because this place is not for normal people.

Thats some gross crap do you really like that stuff?

your a faggot and Im only here cause theres no shota thread

The absolute epitome of Sup Forums.

confirmed normie
google red pill

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Thank you for answering my questions jesus Christ.

What is shit post?

Holy shit man I didn't knew that you had a thing for shota

only when i am not sucking cock

>not for normal people

He's right you know

you dont even know who I am

isnt that an outdated edgy meme at this point?

NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

The matrix or just the idea of red pill and blue pill?

christ youre edgy as ever

>What is shit post?
We post shit. Nothing posted here should be taken as truth. Hence the disclaimer
"Sup Forums - Random
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact."

Well hey there Dylan. Show us ur prick

how do you like our imageboard dylan?

both (first matrix is a genuine materpiece)

Lol I was waiting for that. Nice try I watch pewdiepie

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We also really like to talk about raping women, its just one of our pastimes on this board

Hi Regret! I missed you!

Its okay. Not very many images on here though. A lot of gross confusing talking though

that or raving about niggers
case and point

children

I can tell its a joke nice try

I know you guys are edgy though dont worry

welcome to Sup Forums Sup Forums
now get out

or dont we cant make you

theres alot of gay shit here friend

Is Op still alive? or did he die from excess fagottry?

Omg this is fucking weird. Who draws that lmfao

thats just whats on here dude. love it or leave it

drawfags

have you eve put something up your butt?
what is your favorite thing to put up your butt

Nope, but this is, haha!!

Thanks, is why im here ;)


Aww, you did??

פםפ OP is a dirty Goyim

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Dude I'm not gay like you

I like tits and ass share some of that instead of your gay ass anime

Okay but how do you have a serious conversation then if everyone is joking?

Let me tell you about the jews, dylan...

call me a piece of shit

thats the beauty of this system!
you dont

Aww, spoopy doggo, haha..

;)

you dont

cringe

where'd the hebe go?

Those look like girls

nah, not even traps are that gay

my memes arent for you to enjoy

Lmao

*hint hint*

Dylan are you listening?

.....is that a joke?

do you believe that crap?

That's a lot to read dude. Youre not the only one I'm talking to. Also what is it about?just Jews?

>Where do you people live?
I live in a small town. Not much interesting stuff.

>What do you mostly do on here?
We like to shitpost and share pics. There are tons of boards, everyone can get what they want. Even the shota faggots can get some nice little boy ass if they go to a shota thread or hentai board.

>What kind of person are you? Like nice, mean, shy, energetic (stuff like that)
I'm an extrovert, which isn't too common around here. Many of us are basement wizards and shit, I just play vidja games and hang out with my m8s.

> My friend said you guys have cool pictures and stories. Can you share some with me?
There are millions of stories and shit you can find on here, you can chose to believe them, but it's not the wiser of the two options. There are alot of YLYL threads and just funny threads in general, if you're into leaving a shitpost and and taking a shitpost. I like to hange out in /vg/, most threads there are basically just boards on their own.

Welcome to Sup Forums.

Maybe he broke quick..

its always about the jew

daily reminder that there are propaganda groups promoting gay and interracial sex because they know the power of conditioning.

this is happening right now, every day. if you spend a lot of time here then you should really look into the other boards that arnt full of genuine (((shills))).

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>we
we, the chins?
fuck off and don't associate with me faggot

and that is Sup Forums

I guess that explains the weird stuff and insults. Fuck you faggot. Go suck my dick

now he gets it

This person seems serious

Good job Dildo..your threads grow quicker than mine, haha!!

Lurk more, you'll get used to it and never leave
we all ended up here somehow and despite this being the shithole of the internet we somehow never left