I have an idea

I have an idea.

I'm goin for it

put spoon in microwave

I'm gucking serious now.

it won't spark

Add Golden teddy bears and milk and you are set

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I'm a fucking genius, i did something with my life.

spoon in ass please

Here we go.

get on my level

Almond milk? A bottle of red wine nearby? Off yourself soyboy.

>Here we go.

It's good.

Ill just drop this here

HEY! It never spoils! and it's pretty tasty.

When you pour chocolate milk in that bowl is when I get a boner.

>Red Wine
It's clearly a beer bottle you autistic taint shaver

... i don't have any and that was my only bag of mini oreos. The deed is done.

It was a noble experiment, thanks for sharing!

Much better than the dick/shit/trap/bawksie/rate/wwyd/troll threads

D I S G U S T I N G

these are not the same things.

Similar but totally different texture.

I tried.

OOPS

Kudos, good sir. Your thread has been a pearl cast amongst the swine.

If you're looking for the "rate my dick" thread, it's located elsewhere.

Recipe

>Dollar store bag of mini oreos

>Milk

>bowl

>Spoon

>balls

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Kek!

I feel like the fact someone on here castrated themselves after this event.

Means I've made Sup Forums and the world a better place afterall.

Fuck off, junior.

oreos have too much raw coal in them. if you microwave them you'll release the poison gas.

I considered it but I have french bread pizzas cooling in there. also, hot oreo... i dunno

but thanks for the warning. I'll eat clean coal oreos in the future.

That you have.

milk causes zits

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Only dairy I get these days is cheese

Trips for truth. We should celebrate by having mini Oreos for breakfast and lopping off the dicks of high schooler shit posters.

BUMP

Damn your genius.

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I did it!

how about making a bowl of ramen but instead of the flavor packet use a packet of grape gatorade drink mix

I kind of want to try that now. For science.