Welcome to the salty spitoon, how tough are ya?

Welcome to the salty spitoon, how tough are ya?

i play freecell on expert level

I get in the shower first and turn the water on second

My name is Not Important...

What’s important is what I am going to do. I just fucking hate this board. And the shitposters feeding on it’s carcass. My threads are just cold, bitter, hatred. And I always wanted to post violently. This is the time for banning, and no one is worth saving. I will put as many in the ban list as possible. It’s time for me ban, and it’s time for me to get banned. My shitposting crusade begins here.

pretty weak. but strong spirited. Body will break long before my spirit will.

I brush with orange juice

I'm so tough, lemons fear me

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u wat faggot

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I wash my hands...THEN i take a shit!

I vacation at guantanamo

I beat the dancer on a twink build after 3 attempts

I live in Venezuela

Pretty hardcore bruh.

I have won 5 chicken dinners in PUBG (I only play solo FPP). wadu hek.

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I smoke grass. Really. Grass. Lawnmowing days are the shit.

I'm so tough I eat a bowl of cereal in the mornings. Without any nails.

I said "heck" on a christian server after being told not to swear.

Hey guys.. I.. uhhh.. kind of have a little bit of an announcement. um.. I just want to be completely transparent with you guys. uh.. as you guys know I have a beautiful family.. and a wife.. and kid. and.. um.. I want to be transparent that I've been unfaithful.. and............ and.. uh.. and I'm probably going to be taking some time away.. take time off.. to focus on.. um........ stupid fuckin mistakes, man.

Better idea; kill yourself.

I always eat my soup immediately, WITHOUT blowing on it.

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I’m so tough I cussed on club penguin and didn’t get b&!

I eat mine can first.

I put a pen in my pocket without a Pocket Protector

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I eat cereal without milk.

I squeeze my toothpaste in the middle of the tube. I don't give a fluoride.