Well I have this sleeping before me. 6/10 on how heavy of a sleeper, dubs decideds what I do with her, keep it light to ease her body into it
Well I have this sleeping before me. 6/10 on how heavy of a sleeper, dubs decideds what I do with her...
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Swastika on ass
Finger up butt
I love BBC
This
rub your head with bacon grease and shove the entire thing into her anus right up to the shoulders
This and timestamp
This
Thatd probably ruin the fun, shes just sleep not drunk
lightly rub your dick in that lovely ass crack
Spread cheeks let us see
pointless thread then
For you sure
Deliver OP. Stop being a bitch
So we forgetting the rules now?
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Well this was dubs!
Put a couple fingers in there, user.
finger her op
There fgts. It's on her ass
Lick her pussy
just lightly rub your dick in there but don't wake her up
Fuck yeh got dubs
Gay thread. Op doesnt deliver
cum inside her
Put something inside her pussy
Really? Im just being moderately selective man, gimme a break. Im not shoving my cock into her ass. Then theres no thread lol. New rules, just suggest - ignore dubs
roll
Cum on her ass?
put something little inside her?
show tits
more of that ass and some tits user pls
Ill save this for the end, okay? Ill try to cum in or on her pussy
Roll
tits
massive legend. ASS N TITES
Get a picture of her tits
Shes hugging a pillow, minimal frontal exposed. Thats why I got ass and pussy rn
Dick in urethra
then put something little inside her pussy so she doesn't wake up
Find a sharpie and put it in her pussy or ass
put your cock against her ass
real close ups on that spread
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Spread those pussy lips
Go to the kitchen. Grab any meat you have in there, like sliced ham or bologna. Make a sandwich on top of her ass. Bonus points if you get it below her ass. And extra extra bonus points if you add condiments.
Rolling for putting your tongue in her pussy.
reroll
Time to make that ass sammich.
How can I prove that though? Im seriously struggling to show my cock between her ass. Rly hard to get angle with light on
HE DOESN'T REQUIRED DUBS NOW IDIOT!! READ THE THREAD!!
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Play the following right beside her ear, and record video.
She has work tomorrow, that's rood.
BY THE WAY, YOUR CAPS LOCK KEY IS ON. YOU MIGHT WANT TO HIT THAT BUTTON WITH YOUR PINKY.
Technically I already got it
>pussy selfie
>keep it light to ease her body into it
Ach, I missed that part of the requirements. I just assumed "Sup Forums rules"....
Ummmmm, turn the heat off, and open the window. (Or vice versa, depending on where you are.)
Post her Face
Make her open bob
Pass
Hello bitch lasagna
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god damn. that girl definitely needs to keep up with her ass shaving
shes wet if u fuck her and she wakes up she will be horny
it's not rape if shes wet it means she wants it
trust me
i'm a convicted rapist I know these things
real rape or new wave rape?
c'mon dude, its kinda hot.
can i see your dick in her mouth?
show us a full body picture
If she didn't have work tomorrw id slide right on in. She gets nice and wet when I play with her in her sleep. Most I've got in is just the tip
this
she isnt sleeping
What’s your relation to her?
come on man what the fuck is new wave?
Then pop the tip in
I would love to but that one eludes me. I'm positive she'd wake up. Shes already stirred once which means shes not sleeping as deeply as id have wished.
Shes a real light sleeper, what makes you say that though?
related or gf?
Wife
Roll
finger her ass till she's nice and wet then stick it in. if she's wet she wants it. probably awake anyways.
Cock in mouth
don't do that. if she's a sleep she might forget to breathe and then suffocate.
Do you have any objects you can put in there? Not a lot, but a little
Have any children or planning?
Nope, never wanted them. Id have to undergo a surgery to get my sperm anyway since im shooting blanks. Something to do with the tubes where sperm travels being blocked
>Real rape
Somebody forcing themselves onto somebody and forcibly fucking them
>New wave
Basically everything.
Ha sex the night before and now you feel like you're a slag because you let 12 guys run a train on you? Rape.
Someone complimented you? Rape.
Someone sat next to you? Rape.
Someone looked at you? Rape.
Somebody walked past you on public transport? Rape.
A male answering a question you asked him? Rape.
lick her butthole
oh you mean liberal terminology
naw fam, real rape.
> since im shooting blanks. Something to do with the tubes where sperm travels being blocked
weak white males, have to get close to females when they're sleeping to get some pussy
meanwhile this plows your wife when you're off working.
Done, licked both. ASS SECOND. Probably gonna finger her a little and cum on her ass before I pass out, what do you say same time tomorrow. Ill convince her to take melatonin
Show us tits / frontal body
looking at someone the wrong way
lol jew
Piss on her
make her a vodka slurpee
you can't taste vodka very well when its all slushy like, get her trashed and give her a xanax for extra fun times.
Why are all hooknoses so pissed they have tiny little chodes?
I'm actually a neet and she works. She's obsessive and knows id leave her if that happened. I'm her only family, very dependant on my emotional support
Quite frankly no one wanted to see your ugly ass dick while you talk shit. OP is clearly doing this bc of how risky it is. It’s the danger that she might wake up that makes it so much hotter
Put abunch of marbles up her put would be lols when she goes to take a shit
I mean put a bunch of marbles up her ass hole
Kek