Well I have this sleeping before me. 6/10 on how heavy of a sleeper, dubs decideds what I do with her...

Well I have this sleeping before me. 6/10 on how heavy of a sleeper, dubs decideds what I do with her, keep it light to ease her body into it

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Swastika on ass

Finger up butt

I love BBC

This

rub your head with bacon grease and shove the entire thing into her anus right up to the shoulders

This and timestamp

This

Thatd probably ruin the fun, shes just sleep not drunk

lightly rub your dick in that lovely ass crack

Spread cheeks let us see

pointless thread then

For you sure

Deliver OP. Stop being a bitch

So we forgetting the rules now?

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Well this was dubs!

Put a couple fingers in there, user.

finger her op

There fgts. It's on her ass

Lick her pussy

just lightly rub your dick in there but don't wake her up

Fuck yeh got dubs

Gay thread. Op doesnt deliver

cum inside her

Put something inside her pussy

Really? Im just being moderately selective man, gimme a break. Im not shoving my cock into her ass. Then theres no thread lol. New rules, just suggest - ignore dubs

roll

Cum on her ass?

put something little inside her?

show tits

more of that ass and some tits user pls

Ill save this for the end, okay? Ill try to cum in or on her pussy

Roll

tits

massive legend. ASS N TITES

Get a picture of her tits

Shes hugging a pillow, minimal frontal exposed. Thats why I got ass and pussy rn

Dick in urethra

then put something little inside her pussy so she doesn't wake up

Find a sharpie and put it in her pussy or ass

put your cock against her ass

real close ups on that spread

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Spread those pussy lips

Go to the kitchen. Grab any meat you have in there, like sliced ham or bologna. Make a sandwich on top of her ass. Bonus points if you get it below her ass. And extra extra bonus points if you add condiments.

Rolling for putting your tongue in her pussy.

reroll

Time to make that ass sammich.

How can I prove that though? Im seriously struggling to show my cock between her ass. Rly hard to get angle with light on

HE DOESN'T REQUIRED DUBS NOW IDIOT!! READ THE THREAD!!

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Play the following right beside her ear, and record video.

youtube.com/watch?v=N7Ujd7RDg9g&t=58s

She has work tomorrow, that's rood.

BY THE WAY, YOUR CAPS LOCK KEY IS ON. YOU MIGHT WANT TO HIT THAT BUTTON WITH YOUR PINKY.

Technically I already got it
>pussy selfie

>keep it light to ease her body into it

Ach, I missed that part of the requirements. I just assumed "Sup Forums rules"....

Ummmmm, turn the heat off, and open the window. (Or vice versa, depending on where you are.)

Post her Face

Make her open bob

Pass

Hello bitch lasagna

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god damn. that girl definitely needs to keep up with her ass shaving

shes wet if u fuck her and she wakes up she will be horny

it's not rape if shes wet it means she wants it

trust me

i'm a convicted rapist I know these things

real rape or new wave rape?

c'mon dude, its kinda hot.

can i see your dick in her mouth?

show us a full body picture

If she didn't have work tomorrw id slide right on in. She gets nice and wet when I play with her in her sleep. Most I've got in is just the tip

this

she isnt sleeping

What’s your relation to her?

come on man what the fuck is new wave?

Then pop the tip in

I would love to but that one eludes me. I'm positive she'd wake up. Shes already stirred once which means shes not sleeping as deeply as id have wished.

Shes a real light sleeper, what makes you say that though?

related or gf?

Wife

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finger her ass till she's nice and wet then stick it in. if she's wet she wants it. probably awake anyways.

Cock in mouth

don't do that. if she's a sleep she might forget to breathe and then suffocate.

Do you have any objects you can put in there? Not a lot, but a little

Have any children or planning?

Nope, never wanted them. Id have to undergo a surgery to get my sperm anyway since im shooting blanks. Something to do with the tubes where sperm travels being blocked

>Real rape
Somebody forcing themselves onto somebody and forcibly fucking them

>New wave
Basically everything.
Ha sex the night before and now you feel like you're a slag because you let 12 guys run a train on you? Rape.

Someone complimented you? Rape.

Someone sat next to you? Rape.

Someone looked at you? Rape.

Somebody walked past you on public transport? Rape.

A male answering a question you asked him? Rape.

lick her butthole

oh you mean liberal terminology

naw fam, real rape.

> since im shooting blanks. Something to do with the tubes where sperm travels being blocked

weak white males, have to get close to females when they're sleeping to get some pussy

meanwhile this plows your wife when you're off working.

Done, licked both. ASS SECOND. Probably gonna finger her a little and cum on her ass before I pass out, what do you say same time tomorrow. Ill convince her to take melatonin

Show us tits / frontal body

looking at someone the wrong way

lol jew

Piss on her

make her a vodka slurpee

you can't taste vodka very well when its all slushy like, get her trashed and give her a xanax for extra fun times.

Why are all hooknoses so pissed they have tiny little chodes?

I'm actually a neet and she works. She's obsessive and knows id leave her if that happened. I'm her only family, very dependant on my emotional support

Quite frankly no one wanted to see your ugly ass dick while you talk shit. OP is clearly doing this bc of how risky it is. It’s the danger that she might wake up that makes it so much hotter

Put abunch of marbles up her put would be lols when she goes to take a shit

I mean put a bunch of marbles up her ass hole

Kek