american /asp/ edition
/cum/ - Canada United States Mexico
>transworld
>not one single tranny on the cover
UMMM???
Here's how I had a conversation on Tinder go down once
Me: *vapes at you*
Her: I hate vaping
Her: I need dick
I ghosted her afterwards because I couldn't think of a way to respond
I think I posted screenshots of this conversation in /cum/
I have no idea who this is or why I should care but damn he got blown the fuck out so hard
...
used to tell people in 6th grade my grandpa was a nazi for shits even though finland was just a co-belligerent nation
blew their world apart
Elliot Rodger should be post-humorously inducted into MENSA
Have you ever swallowed the cum of another race?
Yes, Latino and black
i think his name is jordan peterson
Hey hey LBJ how much Benadryl should I take today
who /bmx/ here???
>Kill Mexico
>Fuck Denmark
>Marry Finland
Reminder that despite looking completely white I benefit from Affirmative Action
my stomach is burning like acid.
I've tasted the cum of an Asian girl
(((canadians)))
>despite looking completely white
Drink some pepto
why?
take a picot
>post-humorously
Drink milk.
girls don't cum dumbass
henrico agrees and portland won't even call me CHI so suck it caliposter
It's not real cum if it doesn't contain semen. Female cum is the equivalent of precum
Precum tastes better than cum incase you were wondering
Henrico also thinks the earth is flat and the ancient greeks werent gay
girls(male) do
>Yes, Latino and black
Why do you think? cant remember the last time i went a day without eating anythng acidic
I don't plan on tasting cum that contains semen
only had my own cum
The gf
should we post our voices i kinda wanna hear what you guys sound like
i have never posted about flat earth, i accept that its a sphere but i am open, however skeptical, to the possibility that might be hollow
the greeks weren't gay though
no, you faggot
Bit gay.
very strange voice on portland
The GF.
cool
need a gf
stop lying that u have a gf we can see the Sup Forums filenames
*unzips pussy*
i don't actually believe in hollow earth i just think it would be really cool
there might be elves or something down there
...
I would but there's sleeping people
>we can see the Sup Forums filenames
god dammit vocaroo, you ruined my joke
art
>>we can see the Sup Forums filenames
Just hit up taco bell
hola
the gf
post your gay lisp
reminds me of tbhis
average mexicans in that pic
Are you seriously this new?
Never reply to me again, fuck face.
what store did you work at
Wow nobody listened to it
no
Probably because everyone hates you.
I did. was confused
A small one
they're only in Oregon
Hope you're being sarcastic because you have a lisp in that
I think those are Germans representing Mexico at some sort of festival
Where are the non-Americans?
here
wow really shitty mic
...
The GF(for real this time).
won a 7 hour game of lord of the rings risk
How were you able to speak with a mouth full of feces and cum?
Market of Choice?
I fell for Sup Forums's thinkpad meme
can you just give her to me? you already have those two white girls from before
You have a lisp in both of these audio clips
what should i say
He clearly doesn't have a lisp.
Do you like Brazilian pussy? If so, you can have her
"I don't have a lithsp"
saw a girl that looked like this on the metro today. not quiet as beautiful but dark hair and light eyes combo
might do a 'roo
I have some nudes from a Brazilian girl so sure
say "el OhiANO is a great and respectable poster"
have you ever been to local boys(or boyz?)
stop clacking his ass
why dont you guys ever want to talk about apple juice
instead youd rather talk about crap that dont matter
commit suicide
t. apple farmer
Apple juice is inferior to orange juice
apple juice is shit
Can't talk because I'll wake my parents up
Strong accent and I'm also saving that
>Precum tastes better than cum
liar
Used to stare at that picture like a creepo
She's divine
you're the only person who has ever said that to me
simply apple is good. regular is bad
post tunes
no you aint b.
Really cute.