/cum/ - Canada United States Mexico

american /asp/ edition

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>transworld
>not one single tranny on the cover
UMMM???

Here's how I had a conversation on Tinder go down once
Me: *vapes at you*
Her: I hate vaping
Her: I need dick
I ghosted her afterwards because I couldn't think of a way to respond
I think I posted screenshots of this conversation in /cum/

I have no idea who this is or why I should care but damn he got blown the fuck out so hard

...

used to tell people in 6th grade my grandpa was a nazi for shits even though finland was just a co-belligerent nation
blew their world apart

Elliot Rodger should be post-humorously inducted into MENSA

Have you ever swallowed the cum of another race?

Yes, Latino and black

i think his name is jordan peterson

Hey hey LBJ how much Benadryl should I take today

who /bmx/ here???

>Kill Mexico
>Fuck Denmark
>Marry Finland

Reminder that despite looking completely white I benefit from Affirmative Action

my stomach is burning like acid.

I've tasted the cum of an Asian girl

(((canadians)))

>despite looking completely white

Drink some pepto

why?

take a picot

>post-humorously

Drink milk.

girls don't cum dumbass

henrico agrees and portland won't even call me CHI so suck it caliposter

It's not real cum if it doesn't contain semen. Female cum is the equivalent of precum

Precum tastes better than cum incase you were wondering

Henrico also thinks the earth is flat and the ancient greeks werent gay

girls(male) do

>Yes, Latino and black

Why do you think? cant remember the last time i went a day without eating anythng acidic

I don't plan on tasting cum that contains semen

only had my own cum

The gf

should we post our voices i kinda wanna hear what you guys sound like

i have never posted about flat earth, i accept that its a sphere but i am open, however skeptical, to the possibility that might be hollow

the greeks weren't gay though

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no, you faggot

Bit gay.

very strange voice on portland

The GF.

cool

need a gf

stop lying that u have a gf we can see the Sup Forums filenames

*unzips pussy*

i don't actually believe in hollow earth i just think it would be really cool

there might be elves or something down there

...

I would but there's sleeping people

>we can see the Sup Forums filenames

god dammit vocaroo, you ruined my joke

art

>>we can see the Sup Forums filenames

Just hit up taco bell

hola

the gf

post your gay lisp

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reminds me of tbhis

average mexicans in that pic

Are you seriously this new?

Never reply to me again, fuck face.

what store did you work at

Wow nobody listened to it

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no

Probably because everyone hates you.

I did. was confused

A small one
they're only in Oregon

Hope you're being sarcastic because you have a lisp in that

I think those are Germans representing Mexico at some sort of festival

Where are the non-Americans?

here

wow really shitty mic

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The GF(for real this time).

won a 7 hour game of lord of the rings risk

How were you able to speak with a mouth full of feces and cum?

Market of Choice?

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I fell for Sup Forums's thinkpad meme

can you just give her to me? you already have those two white girls from before

You have a lisp in both of these audio clips

what should i say

He clearly doesn't have a lisp.

Do you like Brazilian pussy? If so, you can have her

"I don't have a lithsp"

saw a girl that looked like this on the metro today. not quiet as beautiful but dark hair and light eyes combo

might do a 'roo

I have some nudes from a Brazilian girl so sure
say "el OhiANO is a great and respectable poster"

have you ever been to local boys(or boyz?)
stop clacking his ass

why dont you guys ever want to talk about apple juice
instead youd rather talk about crap that dont matter

commit suicide

t. apple farmer

Apple juice is inferior to orange juice

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apple juice is shit

Can't talk because I'll wake my parents up

Strong accent and I'm also saving that

>Precum tastes better than cum
liar

Used to stare at that picture like a creepo

She's divine

you're the only person who has ever said that to me
simply apple is good. regular is bad

post tunes

youtube.com/watch?v=mLPW93VIVgs

no you aint b.

Really cute.