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WHERE WERE YOU WHEN /x/ FOUND A NEW HUMANOID CREATURE ROAMING THE EARTH!
THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
>THIS IS NOT A DRILL!

HERE IS THE THREAD MENTIONED:

HOLY SHIT it's real.
Quoting from /x/:
>I know of this creature, I have been studying it for years! I as a cryptozoologist have known about this creature only since a few months ago.
>Now you might think; how can you study something for years and only know about it since a few months? Something doesn't add up.
>Well La Creatura is actually a sub species of quite a common species. This humanoids are still quite rare because it's of my opinion that we're witnessing a speciation (repeated formation of new species).

>It's interesting that you heard of this species in Mexico because I'm aware that there are quite numerous accounts of this cryptid. The cryptid is not native to Mexico however.

>I have a chart on a hard drive somewhere, I will go look for it and it would explain quite a lot of what I'm saying. You should know that this is a real humanoid creature and I have photographic evidence of it.

sure why not
been awhile since read a good spoopy story

FUUCKKK I JUST LOOKED OUT THE WINDOW.

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING?

IT'S BOOMING "YOUAAAAAAARRRRRRNOTTTTTTTITTTEEEEEE
EEE"

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i went
i saw
i spoop'd myself

You're causing them to multiply since they're quantum entities who feed from attention, a la Slundermun

>Reports are coming in across the UK of these creatures making their way onto the seashore and attacking the native people here, leaving behind blackened husks.
>It was fucking terrible, they got fucking James -
>they sucked the whiteness right out of him and left him a jibbering bix nood.

YO WHAT THE FUC-
YOU ARE NOT WHITE
ITS LA CREATURA
NO NO NO NO
YOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUU
AAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAREEEEEEEE
NO NO NO NO PLEASE HELP
WHIIIIIIITEEEEEEEEEEEE

god this thread is full of autists

SHIEEEET!!!

I find it hilarious that no matter what board youre on in this god forsaken site youll always find shit posting.

its as if this place was a dying star of trolling
spreading troll radiation through the internet solar system
before reaching critical max where it exploded pushing massive amounts of troll'diation out into the internets before imploding and all that troll energy began to collapse in on itself until it became a black troll sucking in all around it and subjecting it to a dense shitpost energy pulling it deeper in until it passes the event horizon and becomes inescapable

Only thing I see here is the usual gathering of autistic potatoes that are always happening in that board.

>it's real
>quoting from /x/
Oh my me

>god this thread is full of autists

Lol

HOLY SHIET!!

HERE ARE SOME OF THE MORE UNDERDEVELOPED ONES!!!

2017 everyone has cameras on their phones, pics or it didn't happen

are you dense
the thread is filled with pics of la creatura

could it be possible guys that it has developed the capability to make itself invisible to some and not others?

Here

There are pics
Undeniable proof
Read the original thread

More proof, look at the average American

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Now take a look at this chart

>critical max
We're reaching critical Max here

oh damn, ok that's pretty scary, I'm convinced now. Taken with a iphone 8?

reverse the order and it's even more terrifying

fucking zambos

>doesn't understand how averages work

I understand exactly how averages work, that's why you must notice the color of the American skin. Also quoting /x/:
>My theory is that La Creatura seems to be the result of interspecies mixing.
Thus all that mixing has caused a mutation, creating these vile creatures.

Rolling

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Holy shit! I'm white!

sounds just like something la creatura would say

Roll

GUYS!? I think I stumbled upon an Creatura Las Americanos on my last fishing trip.

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L.UKE SK.iW@LKER DIES. / L.E1A DIES. / Y0.DA RETURNS

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Was ist das?

Suicide, dummy

Good, star wars is fucking gay and it needs to die

Don't let this thread die!

Fuck you I'll do what I want

>Fuck you I'll do what I want

Spooky