>Messi was like a ‘dead body’ >Xoana Gonzalez has slammed Messi’s shift in the sack, saying: >It was many years ago. In truth he was very young. But he knew what he was doing, was not minor, that was the important thing. >His security told me ‘got someone you want to know’. I was curious to see who it was, and froze when I saw it was my idol Messi I froze. >I said that he is the wimp, though because he sent his security to get me. There I noticed that he is very shy. >We talked about music and cannot remember if he told me he had a girlfriend or not. After a while we went to his apartment in Puerto Madero. >When one plays across the whole pitch, you expect someone to return the favour. I wanted him to show me more than that. At one point I felt like I was with a dead body.
If I was as successful as Messi is in all regards I would take no shame in being the laziest lover ever. I'd just lay there and demand orgasms.
Jackson Gomez
>underpaid bitches making claims about sex with athletes >her name is xoana >with an x
Jordan Lopez
All the above. I also doubt he touched that """"woman""""
Ryan Fisher
He makes millions of people cum every time he plays, you just can't have it all.
Leo Nguyen
At least he didn't anally rape her like the dead eyed psycho.
Landon Lee
that´s a good argument. Fuck pleasuring a slut, I would came the way I want and how I want, is a fucking slut not my wife to be.
Jaxon Butler
what an entitled cunt, you should be grateful you got a taste of the messicock
Jacob Reed
Trap
Lucas Cox
damn now messi fucks traps? i dont know who is /ourguy/ anymore
Ethan Gomez
actually if you're an athlete you should try to be the best IN EVERYTHING, slamming sluts included
Logan Garcia
kek
cr7 would have had her screaming so hard theyd call it rape
Cameron White
Reminds me of that Leonardo DiCaprio story. Some dumb broad was having sex with him and he was just laying there with headphones on listening to MGMT-kids, she was just complaining while he did not move waiting to cum.
Gabriel Sanders
yoooooo im gonna need a link to this lmao
Julian Campbell
ünterreted pösten
Oliver Cox
So glad I'm not famous - this could be me! >When one plays across the whole pitch, you expect someone to return the favour.
Are you done luv, the football starts at 1 - it's research.
Henry Cruz
lmao based. No point in blowing your back out with random groupies. Leo can lay some pipe as well, he was fucking Rihanna for awhile and apparently she called him the best she's ever had. On top of that he was giving Chris Brown the cucc. He would invite him round to hang out because he was such a fan of his movies and he would just go upstairs and fuck Rihanna lol, shits brutal.
Owen Robinson
you can always tell a roastie is lying when they claim a guy did nothing in bed. it's projection. some girls do the scared rabbit or dead fish but guys biologically cannot just lie there. you always go to pound town sooner or later. it's instinct. we're not passive receptacles like these lying professional cum dumpsters.
Benjamin Johnson
literally /our guy/
Dominic Russell
thats pretty gay imagination you got there leaf
Tyler Hughes
quit projecting
Jayden Martinez
Holy fucking shit Messi is a lad. What does a cumdumpster expect, for him to go down on her gaping roast beef sandwich? She's a slut bag and of no interest to Messi beyond a slightly nicer smelling fleshlight. I'd be disgusted if he /did/ put in effort
Blake Moore
Say 3 athletes with these state of mind
Jonathan Scott
>tfw we used to have hot weather girls but now we have this just nuke this place amerigods
Who does this slag think she is? Why would Messi even try to pleasure her? He is Lionel Messi. If he wanted her to get any pleasure from sex with him, she'd be having 10 orgasms a minute.
She is nothing to Messi. Messi's girl Antonella. Antonella's legs are like mid season games against Granada. Messi can light them up and make them tremble with no effort. Antonella's tits are El Clasico. Messi will fill them with his energy every time without fail. Her pussy is the champions league final. When Messi gets there you can be sure he will give it his all.
This tranny looking whore is nothing. She isn't a world cup quaifier against Bolivia. She is barely even a Copa America group stage game against Costa Rica. He doesn't give a shit about her. She should be thankful he lets her have a taste of the sprite remnants in his watery cum. Fucking slag overestimates her self importance.
Daniel Myers
/oneofus/ tbqh
Anthony Reed
Messi has to fug ugly degenerate roasties while Naldo gets beautiful models
Evan Allen
>while Rapenaldo rapes average housewives fixed that
Andrew Ortiz
Apparently you've never had a woman that worships your cock
Andrew Wright
>i dont know who is /ourguy/ anymore
Dylan Smith
Who is that girl
Asher Thomas
Sauce famalam
Andrew Scott
to be far nowadays if i don't feel i will be completely into the sex and i just want a quickie fix i just rub one.
cuddling is more enjoyable than sex
John Brown
I will never not be impressed with those lats.
Levi Cooper
decent post
Carter Ross
> slut your way into the bed of a world famous athlete > being fully aware that you're doing it purely to tell the press afterwards and get rich with no work > do the deed > REEEEEEEE HE DIDN'T PUT ANY EFFORT INTO SEX WITH ME
What do sluts mean by this?
Thomas Moore
Why is thos thread up and the thread I made saying EPL was the most competitive league deleted?
Michael Carter
...
Jordan Taylor
10/10
Jose Parker
>Be Antonella >Wake up the morning after the Balloon Door ceremony to a dull, constant thumping noise >Messi is standing in the corner next to the bed in his Sonic pajamas kicking the wall and muttering 'gotta go fast' to himself >He pauses, looks over at you like a retarded chipmunk that saw a treat >He grins at you and runs out of the room without saying anything >Lay down and close your eyes and remember last night >Your phone buzzes on the nightstand >Text from Penaldo >"You left your purse here last night" >"I know, I can't wait to come back over and pick it up" >"TSUUU baby" >Smile genuinely for the first and only time all morning >Messi runs back in the room with a plate of burned toast, cold scrambled eggs, and a glass of half-spilled orange juice >Smiles and tells you "I-I made you breakfast!!" >You're allergic to eggs >He trips and spills the food in the bed >Shouts "o-oh no! Bad Sonic!" >Panics and begins to pick eggs from your hair while you hold back tears >Cleans it up and eats the eggs he finds trapped between the bedsheets >Tells you hes going to take a shower and sprints out of the room again >Hear the shower water turn on >Turn to your phone >Google images >"Ronaldo abs" >Run your fingers over each image >Hear Messi slip in the shower and he cries softly >You cry softly
Liam Campbell
...
Nathaniel James
Thank you for that my white hermano
John Moore
This bitch goes out with a fucking youtuber.
Nathan Williams
ALPHA
AS
FUCK
Landon Ortiz
Oh my!!!....
Blake Gomez
A+
Cameron Allen
this. i'd just lay down and do nothing, maybe shitpost or some shit while she is doing her thing
Sebastian James
>"o-oh no! Bad Sonic!"
Justin Bailey
pedo man
Dominic Rogers
kek
Xavier Hill
Fpbp
My crazy uncle is like this. Dude is a stupid rich hedge fund manager. Always tells me stories how he picks up pay to party girls from super high end exclusive clubs, takes them back to his place, gives them cocaine let's them ride him while he's literally just chilling. Said he doesn't give as single fuck about them. Legit don't know how my dad is his brother.
Christian Rodriguez
...
Eli Davis
> the eggs trapped between the bedsheets I lost it there.
Grayson Davis
What is it about Messi that just gets the best out of Sup Forums? Truly /ourguy/, no question.
Hudson Martin
I bet he just played FIFA with her for a while then maybe touched one of her boobs before demanding that security remove her.
Angel Rogers
Topic aside, is there anything more sad than a girl that had nothing more to offer the world than rumored recounts of fucking people more famous and talented than they are?
There are vapid whores and then there are VAPID WHORES. Holy shit, it's just pathetic.
Kevin Robinson
...
Dylan Reed
sounds to me like messi used her as a cum dump and peaced out
thats pretty based actually
Christian Butler
is Messi part jap?
Bentley Foster
one of the shitty things about being famous is that any whore you slighted can just come out and say you have a small penis or you're gay or some shit
Samuel Jenkins
when you pay a hooker to suck out your cum after a hard day of practice you want to do as little work as possible
shocking
Jace Young
It goes further than that, my leaf friend. Girls that you've never even met can just lie about it.
Adam Brown
He's just autistic enough for us to able to relate to, while also being great enough for us to idolise
A rare combination
Ryan Lopez
I've never cum from being ridden, I always have to tell the girl to lay down so I can pound her clam.
Jacob Cox
Lay what? Eggs?
Ha, ha!
In all seriousness, the word you're looking for is 'lie'. "I'd just lie there", you should have said.
Best regards, bud!
Angel Butler
>"TSUUU baby"
Gavin Rodriguez
fuckin retard lmao
Charles Taylor
5/5
Lucas Taylor
Magisterial
Ryan Sullivan
>Antonella's legs are like mid season games against Granada golden