Hi Sup Forums. I'm getting my first pets of my own. Gonna get two female Madagascan Hissing Cockroaches...

Hi Sup Forums. I'm getting my first pets of my own. Gonna get two female Madagascan Hissing Cockroaches. 69 gets to name them.

A pet is something that shows affection back when you show affection.

Cockroaches only know survival.

You are simply a bug enabler.

Ren and Limpy

Wilson, Ben

Couldn't have said it better myself

Aaw man, I'm jealous! Be sure to give em plenty of cantaloupe!
Also rolling for Patty and Selma

Since when is that a rule? If it's an animal that depends on you to live and you aren't harvesting products like meat or wool from it, it's a pet. Go gatekeep somewhere else
Rolling for Gretchen and Helga

I didn't know they liked canteloupe. I was thinking kibble and carrots.

If you say so

His thread is probably gonna die before someone hits 69, so I'd suggest picking a theme for naming insects/arachnids. I've always used old lady names for my spiders. They just seem to fit small critters really well.

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The zoo I live by has hissing roaches and they pretty much exclusively feed them carrots, honeydew and cantaloupe. I'm not an expert on roach nutrition or anything but it sure is cute to watch them go at it.

daquavion and bonquisha

bunghole and chauncy

fart balls, for both of them

Peenus and Meenus

bong and dab

Hayley and Brooke

worthless

faggot and kanye west

I like this one

dicky and lil pump

Donald Trump & Kim Jung Un

why the fuck would you get something like that?

Nigger and nigger nigger.

Cause they're cute

>pet Cockroaches
why the fuck? explain!

YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE!!!!

Shit there's the 69. Hissing roaches are docile and friendly. They make for cool insect pets. They get as big as 10cm.

nice trips tho

It'd have been great getting 69 tho but I'm happy with the trips

0 trips too

Adolf and Josef

So close

Fred West & Rose West

Tupac and Fresh Prince

Shaniqua and LaSeana

well backwards lmao

Cat and Dog

Fagshellagos and blimple

buzz-light-year and drunk-mega-light-year

Eric and Don Jr

Jeff and Dunham

Herpes and The Clap

noose and neck

Nigger and chink

bitch and cunt

pepe and trump

disect them on a stream

Bo & Luke

1 and 6

Bjork and Grimes

Eric and dylan

Why not get a mantis? They're actually interesting and nice to look at. come to flushing NY and I'll give you a bucket of cockroaches, they're a shit animal.

simon and garfunkel

Mantids are more work to take care of and not as cuddly

dumbo and retard

double roll

Hitler and Stalin

Cunt and Twat

What the fuck? Where I used to work at we sold them for a $1 each lol


AS FOOD

Rerolling

Theyre full of protein

Piss and Shit

How much did all that set up cost?

Rerolling

mr big dick hot chicks #1

mr big dick hot chicks #2

Hizzard and Plumbo

Heil Hitler and Death to Jews

Food for humans or other animals?

About $50

cunt crusader and penile pulse

Gork & Mork

Gork and Mork it is

For reptiles.

I didn't know you could buy hissing cockroaches off Amazon. I wanna get a vinagroon.

wow

Kek really flushing ny?

Wouldn't surprise me if they sold them for soup in Asia.

Bulk and skull

I was just want to clear up I made a mistake

We sold Dubia roaches, not Madagascar hissing roaches, big difference my bad

Thanks for clarifying