Hi Sup Forums. I'm getting my first pets of my own. Gonna get two female Madagascan Hissing Cockroaches. 69 gets to name them.
Hi Sup Forums. I'm getting my first pets of my own. Gonna get two female Madagascan Hissing Cockroaches...
A pet is something that shows affection back when you show affection.
Cockroaches only know survival.
You are simply a bug enabler.
Ren and Limpy
Wilson, Ben
Couldn't have said it better myself
Aaw man, I'm jealous! Be sure to give em plenty of cantaloupe!
Also rolling for Patty and Selma
Since when is that a rule? If it's an animal that depends on you to live and you aren't harvesting products like meat or wool from it, it's a pet. Go gatekeep somewhere else
Rolling for Gretchen and Helga
I didn't know they liked canteloupe. I was thinking kibble and carrots.
If you say so
His thread is probably gonna die before someone hits 69, so I'd suggest picking a theme for naming insects/arachnids. I've always used old lady names for my spiders. They just seem to fit small critters really well.
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The zoo I live by has hissing roaches and they pretty much exclusively feed them carrots, honeydew and cantaloupe. I'm not an expert on roach nutrition or anything but it sure is cute to watch them go at it.
daquavion and bonquisha
bunghole and chauncy
fart balls, for both of them
Peenus and Meenus
bong and dab
Hayley and Brooke
worthless
faggot and kanye west
I like this one
dicky and lil pump
Donald Trump & Kim Jung Un
why the fuck would you get something like that?
Nigger and nigger nigger.
Cause they're cute
>pet Cockroaches
why the fuck? explain!
YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE!!!!
Shit there's the 69. Hissing roaches are docile and friendly. They make for cool insect pets. They get as big as 10cm.
nice trips tho
It'd have been great getting 69 tho but I'm happy with the trips
0 trips too
Adolf and Josef
So close
Fred West & Rose West
Tupac and Fresh Prince
Shaniqua and LaSeana
well backwards lmao
Cat and Dog
Fagshellagos and blimple
buzz-light-year and drunk-mega-light-year
Eric and Don Jr
Jeff and Dunham
Herpes and The Clap
noose and neck
Nigger and chink
bitch and cunt
pepe and trump
disect them on a stream
Bo & Luke
1 and 6
Bjork and Grimes
Eric and dylan
Why not get a mantis? They're actually interesting and nice to look at. come to flushing NY and I'll give you a bucket of cockroaches, they're a shit animal.
simon and garfunkel
Mantids are more work to take care of and not as cuddly
dumbo and retard
double roll
Hitler and Stalin
Cunt and Twat
What the fuck? Where I used to work at we sold them for a $1 each lol
AS FOOD
Rerolling
Theyre full of protein
Piss and Shit
How much did all that set up cost?
Rerolling
mr big dick hot chicks #1
mr big dick hot chicks #2
Hizzard and Plumbo
Heil Hitler and Death to Jews
Food for humans or other animals?
About $50
cunt crusader and penile pulse
Gork & Mork
Gork and Mork it is
For reptiles.
I didn't know you could buy hissing cockroaches off Amazon. I wanna get a vinagroon.
wow
Kek really flushing ny?
Wouldn't surprise me if they sold them for soup in Asia.
Bulk and skull
I was just want to clear up I made a mistake
We sold Dubia roaches, not Madagascar hissing roaches, big difference my bad
Thanks for clarifying