I like my coffee how I like my women

I like my coffee how I like my women....

Confined to a machine that pours hot water all over it.

9 to 5?

poured with hot water?

Full of cream?

Emptied out on the floor, covered in spit and piss?

ground to powder?

I don't like coffee

With a huge load of my cum inside it

freshly ground?

With my scrotum dangling gently in it feeling the warmth

Black and bitter.

Couple months old and imported from third world countries?

>the warmth

Black and disgusting?

Ground up and in a cup?

Cold and slightly brown

hmm not much for coffee.

But i'll tell you that I like my women like I like my whiskey !

12 years old and mixed up with coke.

touched and picked up by a bunch of black guys.

White as fuck

Black, bitter, preferably fair trade.

Dad?

Cold brewed

Black, Cold, and with a massive dick.

In the kitchen making a sandwich

Hot as fuck

Stank.
>pic related

Pumped full of stimulants

black
bitter
preferably fair trade

Strong, black, full of whisky

Nigger detected.

Picked by underage slaves working for peanuts?

White and filled with black(dick)?

Without pubic hair.

Black, bitter, and preferably fair trade?

White?

dry roasted
and black

cold and bitter

“Everything stinks till it’s finished.”
so eat up

...This is definitely not coffee, and my ass is going to be sorry later.

only good answer

I like my coffee tattered across my hardwood floor, thrown against the wall and with bits of ceramic throughout the constant puddles. I feed it to my fucking cat.

what am i looking at here?

calm down chris brown

Diablo sauce isn't even that hot, the C grade "meat" from Taco Bell is what hurts your ass not the hot sauce.

Flat and white

>scalding
>bitter
>cheap
>black
>old
>cold
>multiple
>warrant worried looks when coworkers see me with it too often

Ground up and in the freezer

>freezing ground coffee

Are you a sociopath or something?

underage?

with a dick.

Prepared at home with a machine for $1 a pop

Without a penis

Stays fresh frozen

Black and pumped full of stimulants?

Hot, black and in a container?

In my ass