I like my coffee how I like my women....
I like my coffee how I like my women
Confined to a machine that pours hot water all over it.
9 to 5?
poured with hot water?
Full of cream?
Emptied out on the floor, covered in spit and piss?
ground to powder?
I don't like coffee
With a huge load of my cum inside it
freshly ground?
With my scrotum dangling gently in it feeling the warmth
Black and bitter.
Couple months old and imported from third world countries?
>the warmth
Black and disgusting?
Ground up and in a cup?
Cold and slightly brown
hmm not much for coffee.
But i'll tell you that I like my women like I like my whiskey !
12 years old and mixed up with coke.
touched and picked up by a bunch of black guys.
White as fuck
Black, bitter, preferably fair trade.
Dad?
Cold brewed
Black, Cold, and with a massive dick.
In the kitchen making a sandwich
Hot as fuck
Stank.
>pic related
Pumped full of stimulants
black
bitter
preferably fair trade
Strong, black, full of whisky
Nigger detected.
Picked by underage slaves working for peanuts?
White and filled with black(dick)?
Without pubic hair.
Black, bitter, and preferably fair trade?
White?
dry roasted
and black
cold and bitter
“Everything stinks till it’s finished.”
so eat up
...This is definitely not coffee, and my ass is going to be sorry later.
only good answer
I like my coffee tattered across my hardwood floor, thrown against the wall and with bits of ceramic throughout the constant puddles. I feed it to my fucking cat.
what am i looking at here?
calm down chris brown
Diablo sauce isn't even that hot, the C grade "meat" from Taco Bell is what hurts your ass not the hot sauce.
Flat and white
>scalding
>bitter
>cheap
>black
>old
>cold
>multiple
>warrant worried looks when coworkers see me with it too often
Ground up and in the freezer
>freezing ground coffee
Are you a sociopath or something?
underage?
with a dick.
Prepared at home with a machine for $1 a pop
Without a penis
Stays fresh frozen
Black and pumped full of stimulants?
Hot, black and in a container?
In my ass