Ask a JB staff member anything

Ask a JB staff member anything

How come every time I show my BF some cool chords on the electric pianos on display a staff member makes some sarcastic comment?

Because it's a ukelele sir

Do you ever look down customer's tops at their tits?

High staff turnover?

always

staff is like family

What's it like working for Justin Bieber

Hardware or software bro ?

Only if they're guys

Are u in Aus? can u give me a recommendation so that its easier for me to get the job?
Just give me your name and store location and i can put it on the application right?

Why do you cunts all have coloured hair and are mostly autistic?

i dont have tattoos, dreadlocks or gauging... would i get a job there if i applied?

You ever see nipple?

Is that the lvl 5 Parra store in the pic?

Why would this be a JB thing specifically?

it isnt, its him asking that person specifically

were will the landfill go?

Looks like parra 2 me

STORE ROOM YOU HAVE A CALL ON LINE 1 THAT'S STORE ROOM LINE 1

JB Hi Fi NSW 2155 reporting in

why are you too shit to work at Harvey Norman?

SALES STAFF APPLE ENQUIRY LINE 1 THAT'S SALES STAFF LINE 1

Hey aus bro.. how much do you hike up your prices...i.e.. how much do you actually buy the stick for???

JB hi fi:
>target customers: 50% age 18-35, 90% under 40
>young or young-minded co workers
>everyone has an interesting life outside of work

harvey norman:
>target shopper demographic: 35 - 80
>sell mostly carpets and desks for a living
>80% indian employees
more like OP not shit enough to work for harvey poo in loo

Stock.. sorry..

Would you faggots stop taking stock off the shelves when there's a 20% off sale on or at least wait a week after the sale ends before putting it back on?

What's a JB HI-FI?

prepare to be fired, faggot.

Amazon has moved into Oz now. Are you prepared for JB to go out of business?

>CAN I GET A MANAGERS PIN TO THE COUNTER THANKS
>SOFTWARE TO THE COUNTER THANKS SOFTWARE
>IT YOU HAVE A CALL ON 101


why do all these things take so fucking long

80% indians who sell better then you.

eveyone multitasks and the computer system hasn't been updated since 2003. Next time you're in store just look at the cash register computers... they're 4:3 monitors with ancient keyboards.

Management vs Frontline employees as usual. RIP

no fucking idea LOL, was just wondering if u were in aus bc then i can put that u referred me on my job application

Kek. Is that my store.

SA crew member reporting in, i've been trained as a christmas casual and this is how you find a dvd

>check the website
>get the sku
>check the database to see if we have any
>go look on the shelf
>check the unders
>check out the back
>go back to the computer
>check were it was last stock take
>walk to the back of the store
>find a map (i'm not joking)
>match the number from the pc with the map
>go out to the shelf
>everything has moved since stock take
>figure out were the fuck the sections moved
>spend forever looking
>call another store
>get a transfer
>person from other store is shitty because
>''your store is showing 1''
>customer comes back a week later
>transfer wasn't completed on other end

EVERY FUCKING TIME.

found the pooinloo

feels bro. at my store the storemen have to ALL the solve ups and warranty/repair processing. also no commissions on shit.

You got a cool team at least? our christmas party was awesome, sad to see the team shrink after christmas but probably rehire 90% of them next year

bro gimme ur details so i can use u as a referral on my application

do software and hardware hate eachother at your stores ?

hardware are always fucking over frontline staff

i transferred in from another store to where i am currently, we used to all get along so well. but where i am now its like war day in day out.

they're like a family, really hard to break in as a newbie

Jb often have good prices but the staff are at least 50% pretentious cunts.

probs only in music because they are literally just shelf-stacking/item-lookup robots.

You're a pretentious cunt

Go to bed Guthrie. Fuck.

How easy is it to steal shit and what are my chances of getting away with it?

Is there one in Tampa Florida? Never heard of this store. Must be a cali thing

>be management
>put two people on counter for christmas
> 1 dude in games
>1 software

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

>be management
>hire 15 new sales staff xmas week
>fuck all time to train them
>like deer in headlights
>literally useless
>should have hired more software staff

it's an Australia thing you typical geographically-uneducated amerifat spastic

i got hired four months ago, they're so weird with training my first time on counter was this week

ON REGISTER 1

Yeah but is that your best price?

I thought that was the carousel outlet at Cannington WA

store room manual hasn't been updated since 2003 so there's that too

''SAID A DIFFERENT PRICE ON THE SHELF MATE''

''I'D LIKE A REFUND WITH NO RECEIPT M8''

''DO YOU HAVE (INSERT OBSCURE FILM HERE''

''WHAT DO YOU MEAN I HAVE TO GO TO ENQUIRERS''

I bought this from (insert store) can you set it up for me.

>thanks for calling jb hi fi, what department can I put you through to?

''...'

>hello?

''.. yeah uhh is this JB HI FI?''

>yeah what d-

''Yeah so last wednesday my wife and I, well we came into the store and.. actually nah sorry it was thursday and we''

>Sir what department

''Oh right well.. maybe you could help me you see I bought a,.. ummm what do you call it''

>WHAT DEPARTMENT

''You mean I have to wait?''

>ANY AVAILABLE SALES STAFF TAKE A CALL ON LINE 103

there's always a few each shift

Shaved ice

??? Knowing geography does not tell me at all where a RadioShack/fye wanna be store would be located.