Waifu something claim thing thread

Waifu something claim thing thread

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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing.
>Keep RP/ERP in private. (You know who you are)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>No sexually explicit images (You know who you are)
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>Stop reading these
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

Rem claimed.

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Here's the sketch of it that I've gotten so far

"You are a real follower of our survival gamers. It is fantastic to be atrocious! You must be the one beyond good and evil."

Sonokawa Momoka-sama is now OFFICIALLY claimed! ^^

Rem!?

How tall are you?

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Yes, hello... I think.

>typing out that intro post is hard...

Lol you must really love her to spend all that money~
That's really cool though, but you should frame it for when the internet finally dies out someday

Oh wow and you're playing for that fanart???

How long does that take to finish?

TRIPS

6'4" 220lbs
6'7" 250lbs with my equipment on, why?

Yeah, I've spent way more than that thiugh in these past few months. Easily over a grand
And I'm not sure how long it takes exactly, I think he's got other stuff he has to work on too. His quality is worth the wait though. Check our Hiroki Ree to see what his stuff looks like

>No sexually explicit images
Ok

What equipment?

I claim the ultimate waifu. i win period.

You are missing some other rule OP

>you have to ask permission to fap, otherwise is a fake fap. like this>

Please kind sir requesting permission to fap to your beautiful waifu?

>checks out hiroki reeee
>imidiately sees the detail on the guns
oh my!
I can see why you chose him to do it :o
Does Minami shoot people in the anime or do you just like guns~?

Not sure if I can say it here, user. I don't even know who you be.

Yeah a friend recommended him to me, his detail just all around is fantastic

Nah, she doesn't shoot anyone, the show doesn't involve any guns. I'm just a 'tactical weeb' so to speak

Permission denied.

She is younger in the manga by 2 years.
Its a nice 1.3 lewd.
Instructions unclear. Dispensing product.

The only good waifu is a dead waifu

Is that like a percentage or a rating out of 10?

Remmy rems! Lets be bondaged together
Super loli warrior

Permission to fap please kind sir?

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You and Misaki's claimer could best friends~
Do you own guns?
I kinda want to watch that anime now... Mostly because I don't like violent anime...

I'm still bleeding so much... I'm sorry.

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No it's fucking rude to ask for permission, just do it without mentioning it at all.

cute
hi duke

noted!

Mountain Dewwwwk~

you don't understand user...

When you claim a waifu un a thread you own the mystical connection between me and her, you are the fap-gatekeeper, the fapkeeper if you will

Without your consent...my fap might never reach her...

So please dont be a monster and provide a clean answer as i am waiting to contact her.

Klonata
That's a new one

Other than cucks, no one in their right mind would ever give you permission in that case.

Me and Misaki are pretty good friends I say. I currently own 1 rifle but when my tax returns come in that's gonna change

are you asking for permission to fap too?

Its a rating between 1lewd and 2lewd.

one could always ask...

Maybe just maybe waifu keeper might say yes, then fap is orgasmic trust me.

I don't think Misaki likes me because of my waifu.
He's like that guy who doesn't want to be your friend because you're friends with someone else!
I still like him though!
I think because of Trump's tax plan your return is going to be huge. I say save your money.
Guns are scary..

I'd give permission

how are you?

Well I know you said before you were a paramedic but I know for a fact they don't wear equipment that makes them 3 inches taller, so what a surprise you lie to us again

see Fucking damn it

anoan i hope you never have children in real life, how come you are given fap permission just like that... disgusting. People like you should not be able to claim a waifu in ANY THREAD...irresponsible prick

Asking permission to take your girl for a quick fap...granted?

Misaki doesnt like me either
At work, tired

I'd let you fap to my waifu, not my children
take a nap

So mathematically it would round down and we're at 1 lewd. I can live with that

Guns are only as scary as the people behind them. I plan on using it for home defense and just shooting at the range and might wait until I can get an AR chambered in 9mm. Wanna get another rifle to use for hunting like a 30-06 or something

What makes you think Misaki doesn't like ya? He's a pretty chill guy.

when you claim a waifu, you claim life...love...is a BIG DEAL, is not only a small thread in the internet that is not going to be more in 40 minutes...be serious, claiming a waifu is more important than getting a new pet, plant, or even a black slave (back in 19 century of course)...i agree is not more important than own children's... i can imagine a thread asking permission to fap for your children's....disgusting.

But back to the point, be responsible. You probably love your waifu more than any real girl.

Fine I'm a guard, happy?

I'm in private security.

Really? Why? You seem nice.

Guns scare me because of where and how I grew up. A lot bad people here.
Wait wait that AR is legal where you live? Wtf.

He just constantly bashes my waifu! I love her! He can't change my mind.

>Necrophilia
Always

thanks user.

My lewd rating is in decimals between 1 and 2. 1.5lewd/=2lewd. Only 2lewd can be 2lewd. Only 1lewd can be 1lewd.

Did you read the manga? It's my favorite love story of mangas I've read.

Thank you

shes not dead... gods cant be dead? or did i spoiled the new season for you hahahah, you knew she was a god also right? she just... dont have memory XD

I guess that makes a bit of sense. I currently live in an area where there's a fair amount of unsavory people and yeah, Oregon allows for AR's chambered in 9mm I believe. If not then I'll just get it chambered in 5.56 as usual

What does he bash her about?

I don't think we're talking about the same girl. You're talking about Tasogare Otome x Amnesia and I'm talking about Sankarea. But thanks for spoiling the manga.

oh sorry... i thought she was the girl from Noragami... no spoiler there sorry.

Well fuck you're rating system

This rating scale makes sense given Rory exists in perpetual lewditity. There is no non-lewd, only varying degrees of the salaciousness

I have not I'm not motivated to but I'll check it soon!

Not even answering my..

He bashes the anime, really.
He thought it was dumb because of the fake bullets they use lmao
And oh my! I should move to Oregon! I always wanted to fire a rifle, but just once!
I have go to bye.

Well yeah, they're in japan and not in the jsdf. What area do you luve in where you can't fire a rifle?

See ya

Lol be prepared for a hefty ride.

Sorry, yes I am happy with the response now.

Cute

Already back from work and didn't even miss a thread. Hi everybody.

Hello cutie

One of the highest rated waifu is Gatomon.

Well fuck your opinion. Lets see you come up with a better one that has a sliding scale of pure to 2lewd4thread.
Given the art style, this nibba gets it.
I rate individual pictures on their own merit. That one is a furfag/2lewd.

Gatomon is as far from furry as a waifu can possibly get.

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permission to fap her in the rope please..

No.
Go away.

bastard i will have my revenge

Well you're not in your right mind.

permission to take a quick goose on her eyes please

also claim

denied

Hi.

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oha(You)

m.youtube.com/watch?v=piBQKllKQIQ

If you don't like Gatomon, then what do you think about Carls from the Fairy Tail anime series?

meant Carla
(typo)

Hi

carls sounds better

Hey cute

Hey, you doing good?

Hey! Sorry for having to leave like that earlier, how are you doing?

Hello my friend, how is today going?

Not sure if this is furry or not....no, definitely furry

Absoluely furry.

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That's kinda lewd, you know.

that's fine, had to sleep anyway. Also had to deal with family, sorry for the wait
I'm fine, what about you?

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That's fine, I know it's normally late over there when I wake up. I'm doing fine today, better than expected I'd say.
Might have gotten this wrong but it looked to me as if you wanted to tell me something?

mine

permission to fap please?

Cute

and love food, that's a plus, just as my ex-waifu horo

I just wanted to talk, sorry to bother my fam.
And I'm about to leave to see the new start wars myself

claimed russian doll

No