My gf after the birth of our son doesn't want to have sex, and I'm fucking desperate

My gf after the birth of our son doesn't want to have sex, and I'm fucking desperate.
There is some medicine that can be obtained legally to make her sleep in the night while i fuck her?

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Just ask her to blow you

how long has it been?

seven months now... it's hard

whats the source of this pic?

it seems like she gave up with all the sex related stuff

Bitch sounds depressed/tired get a baby sitter, If you ask around on Sup Forums im sure youll find a legit one. Take her out to a spa or somewhere relaxing, stay in a hotel fuck.

>a movie called Sleeping Beauty

Sleeping Beauty movie

Film called "Sleeping Beauty". Not half bad, but kinda fucked up.

ask if she’ll go to therapy or obgyn. if she won’t and is fine with you being needy and not giving a shit than it’s mistress or divorce

Man the fuck up and treat her like a woman. She just endured a serious life changing event and doesnt feel sexy anymore. It's the same as if you were seducing her for the first time, if she thinks you just want sex she won't respect you and definately won't sleep with you.

Nigga good luck. My wife had our kid essentially last year. No sex since. Alot of research. Prolactin and alot of other hormones she has post birth and while breast feeding reduce her libido to fill. People joke that sex stops when you have a kid. But it's kinda true. Most of the women I talk to about it say they don't even enjoy sex anymore with their spouse they do it to keep them happy

So from my own experience of nearly 18 months no sex. Enjoy spanking it to porn while feeling and increased distance from her by the day.

Feels divorced man

more like bitch needs to understand that a dog will be good and stay under the porch as long as it gets pet once in awhile, but if it gets neglected it may go find other means of getting pet.

She has a time frame to recover, certainly but a man has needs and you have him locked into a situation where he has only one person he can go to for it. seven months is way too long.

Just give her some time to adjust. It's usually because her hormones changed after housing your child, making her not like your scent. She might also be a bit traumatised by the experience. She did practically just push a fucking human out of her body.

My advice? Shower alot and wear some new cologne. Make sure its a cologne she likes, like, literally take her shopping with you and let her pick the one she likes. I guarantee that should send you in the right direction. Also go for foreplay and don't just go straight for sex, warm her up to the idea. Don't just go at it like a caveman. The bitch just had your kid try to be more considerate.

Nill. Phone auto corrected to fill.

Just cheat on her like a normal person. Show us what she's holding out on.

this

>it's hard

Yeah this and if you can't take it just go fuck someone else and don't say anything. She's probably expecting you to do that anyway. I bet she's already fucked some other guy by now.

You cannot garuntee shit, wtf are you smoking?

This, humans are not meant to be monogamous, especially when kids are brought around because most cases the woman stops putting out at all.

>smoking
Aight bro if you're not willing to try for your wife just drop the front. Go fuck a hooker like you want to do and stop waiting around for permission or a good reason. You already made up your mind don't pussy foot around the topic.

Is she nursing, like she should? If so, nursing releases oxytocin, a hormone that triggers good feelings toward the baby but also suppresses the female libido. Another thing is, if the baby is only 6mo old, and you're not taking some of that over night time to feed the baby, she's probably tired.

It's not uncommon for women to also have depression, as noted by another here, and that will also reduce her desire for sex. Their suggestion of doing something to let her relax is a really good one. Better yet, YOU let HER go, maybe out with her friends, to get a mani-pedi or do something SHE likes. Let her blow off some steam, let her relax, and make damn sure you let her know that you're doing it because you appreciate her.

Last major, and I do mean MAJOR thing? Don't fucking whinge on about not having sex. Seriously. If you make a move and she's not interested? Cuddle. Stroke her hair, make her a cuppa. There's a researcher by the name of John Gottman, and he found that undeniably couples where both people feel safe knowing they can say "I'm not in the mood for sex" without repercussion, in the long run, have more sex. Sounds counter intuitive, but it's true. You can find the guy's papers on line.

bitch I ain't the cuck, but you can't garuntee shit will work, go read what the word means before having text diharrea using it. Humans aren't all the same and tgat white bread shit doesnt work on all women.

>If you ask around on Sup Forums im sure youll find a legit one.

Did you seriously suggest looking for a fucking babysitter on Sup Forums?

mother fucker why are you crying at me? GO FUCK YOUR WHORE. EIther that or man up and TRY for you wife.

PICK
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>failed to read "not the cuck"

Chloroform

I'M NOT A CUCK. FUCK YOU!

>There is some medicine that can be obtained legally to make her sleep in the night while i fuck her?
Robitussin

You clearly don't understand what I meant by "I'm not the cuck"

needing to drug your wife to get sex, how does scraping the bottom of the beta cuck pool feel?

Go meet other married guys in the same situation

Suck and Fuck each other

That's rape. Have fun.

the only good advice in this thread.

At least he would finally be having fun

Yeah alcohol

This.
Becoming bi was the best thing ever, wife wants less sex than usual but still does it so getting fucked in the ass by other guys fills in those empty spots.

That sounds a bit gay.

That's rape you fucking idiot

>wife quit putting out so i became a sissy bottom
please don't be white...

From what is written in the literature woman have a phase of approximately one year after giving birth where they are stressed out and need to adjust.

I think you need to relax, take a step back, let go of the rape thoughts and ask yourself if you really want to trouble yourself over something redundant as sex.

You also need to really talk about this and read between the lines.

Tell her you miss the sex and you miss having the intimacy you two shared. Tell her you love your child but you also want to be close to her.

You could also openly address the issue of possible depression. Maybe you can have a "datelike" dinner at home. some nice music, just a relaxed atmosphere. Build a new great and comfortable memory that you both can associate with the phase after having the baby.

And don't listen to the creeps here who tell you shit like leave her or rape her, they just want to spread misery because they are miserable themselves. Good luck user and happy Christmas.

OP is just looking for a date rape drug.
He has no gf.

Here is a thought dipshit, even if it's true maybe some other dudes can take this advice for the future and we can help preventing this society going to complete shit one couple at a time.

Solving a theoretical problem is still better than fucking complain about it every single time like a petty bloody cunt.

>be OP
>desperate for poontang from wife
>start thread
>faggot says to find a sitter on Sup Forums
>find one
>take wife out to nice dinner and walk on beach
>come back
>baby is anally ripped apart and half eaten
>wonder what went wrong
>wife divorces
>mfw

She's still fucking, just not you.

l2filename holy fuck

She's got what she wanted from you. She has now moved on to the "fuck you" phase of the relationship. Prepare to lose your house and car.

correction:

>be OP
>desperate for poontang from wife
>start thread
>faggot says to find a sitter on Sup Forums
>find one
>take wife out to nice dinner and walk on beach
>come back
>baby is anally ripped apart and half eaten
>use as excuse to make a new one
>poontang achived

dextromephorphan will keep her much more awake than asleep infact she'll be so wired and hyper-active sex would be a waste of time its not like you can ejaculate on dex either.

This, she either pushed a football through her pussy or had her abdomen cut open to pull the baby out. Hard to feel sexy after that. Hell, I surprised most women are as confident about their sexuality considering they bleed out of their fuck hole for almost a week every month. It's Mother Nature's way and all natural I know but damn, I'm glad I'm a man.Top it off, she's a mom now. That's a huge fucking deal and major change for her, even more so than it would be for you being a dad. She's probably still thinking "I'm a mother, I'm a real life mom." not I got to sex my man up. Give her time and treat her romantically. Just wank off till then. And really, drugging her? You're a real piece of shit/

Ahahaa. It never comes back.

22 years dry now. Fucking wife.

Unfortunate truth.

My wife used to be constantly knackered after we had a kid. She just told me to fuck her while she was asleep as long as it wasn't up the arse. She usually woke up and got into it anyway. If she's not even giving you a handy J then she's probably just being a bitch.

Cuck.

>huge fucking deal
No it really isn't. Most of us become parents because it's just part of what we do. Everybody these days seems to want a pat on the back for doing something that any idiot can make a half decent attempt at.

Do you have to drug her? Can't you just tell her she's getting fucked whether she likes it or not? You might be surprised at the response tbh.

fuck someone else. she has probably cheated on you already anyway, most of them do

have you had a paternity test?

webmd.com/depression/postpartum-depression/default.htm

It happens. She won't want anything to do with sex for a while. Go buy knock out pills from your drug dealer or internet and fuck her while sleeping or fuck hookers. No big deal. Take it from an oldfag.

Use this time to earn $$ for your family. As men that is all we are supposed to do. Keep healthy/fit.

Good luck.

>child out of wedlock

Enjoy your poverty

straight male, probably white, girl friend not wife, knocked her up.

my dude, your pay checks are about to get more dick than a drunk, fat ass white chick at a nigger party.

If your wife isn't fucking you, you're the problem.

Period.

gotta love that women are the first to play victim and victimize.

Does it feel weird/wrong though if she's asleep?

Who gives a shit what women say or do.

Be a man, be a leader, and she'll follow. That's what women really want.

it shouod feel weird/wrong that he was fucking retarded enough to get sucked into marriage in the first place.

No, women want special privileges just like the rest of the snowflake crowd. They want to be able to shout down anyone around them and subjigate them eithout back lash. Ehat rock are you living under.

Nah it's not quite as rapey as I made it sound. Every night I get into bed and spoon her. I usually start fondling her tits and if she's awake she'll turn over and start kissing me and wanking me off and we have sex. If she's asleep I'll stroke her pussy and make sure she's wet enough to slide my cock in.

>take care of son because she could kill him due to post-partum depression.
>open tinder on bluestacks in neighboring city.
>fk broads in neighboring city.
>wife never finds out.

Sure, and if you believe all of that bullshit you're part of the problem.

Men have always lead. Men lead through any storm, through any famine, through any complaints. Women test men's leadership constantly. The cries of third wave feminism is not a cry for women's rights or equality, but a desperate begging for men to reassert control over society. Men today are effeminate and demasculinized, and those factors are leading us down a dark path.

>Did you seriously suggest looking for a fucking babysitter on Sup Forums?
Joking aside, Sup Forums is just as good a place as any other. It's not like the retards here have some state restriction that prevents them from using the rest of the internet.


Obviously, like with any other profession, or ad on some website, it's best to hire people with recommendations you trust.

Dude, if you yourself are hiring babysitters from Sup Forums, i suggest you have a quiet word with your offspring about whether their new nanny is really up to the job...

Alright, I'll bite (Not OP).

>redundant as sex.

Clearly you have some very specific cultural norms (hardcore christian?) or hormonal problem. Sex is not redundant!
I get the rest of your advice and indeed it's the best initial course of action by trying to involve her in the process... but a lot of times, after all is said and done, promises are being made, oaths of love stated... things are just not the same. Then what do you do?

>found the beta male feminist

can you even achieve a full erection?

>If you ask around on Sup Forums im sure youll find a legit one.

>slightly aroused

You're either sixteen years old or mentally sixteen years old.
Either way, holy shit dude.

here here.
The internet was made for theoretical problem cases which eventually find their way to people with real similar situations.

I'm twice that age and I've got 2 kids. It's hardwired into us. Landing on the moon was a huge fucking deal, popping out a couple of sprogs isn't. Not saying it's not hard work, though.

Why is it that the teenagers on Sup Forums think that literally every relationship issue comes from women sleeping with other people
Like, fuck. You people have never spoken to a woman in your lives

>She has now moved on to the "fuck you" phase of the relationship.


Ah, but she didn't and that's the problem...

Oh, so you're on the complete other side of failing to understand goddamn anything, and so desperate to bitch about """"entitled millenials""" that you'll do it in a thread about childbirth

>my dude, your pay checks are about to get more dick than a drunk, fat ass white chick at a nigger party.


Or a capacious elite university that only accepts men named Richard.

Don't seek relationship advice on Sup Forums, man. Every fucking thread is like this. They tell you she's sleeping with someone else and/or she's been using you for money the whole time. 90% of them have zero idea what it's like to be in an adult relationship.

Did you circumcise him?

I see you haven't yet been redpilled by a divorce.

You'd better hope it never happens.

why should we take them seriously enough to give them real advice, they came to Sup Forums for relationship advice.

No because I just about fall into that category myself. Wasn't intending to sound angry. Just think there's no harm in getting on with things rather than treating everything like it's a big deal. My Mrs is fairly no-nonsense but I understand not everyone is like that. All I meant was, having kids is nothing out of the ordinary. And now I've forgotten what i was arguing about in the first place.

kill the kid and blame her for it, tell her if she fucked more she would still be a mother, then kill her and find a new woman

> i see you havent found an excuse to hate women yet
A black man mugged me and now i hate all black men

Sex your son

Sometimes you don't have anyone else. Sometimes it feels like Sup Forums is the only place you can ask, bevause it feels like information you can't share with anyone you're close to.

In reality, despite the posturing and the keks, folks here on Sup Forums are the same folks like everywhere else. And even if they weren't, they can easily attend any mainstream venue that offers babysitting so the prospective employer would end up with the same fuckaroo.

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then you have a shitty social circle and should fix that

I'm talking about marriage. I don't know what the fuck you're talking about.

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I moved to nyc with my girlfriend for her school a few years ago. At 5am one day when i was upset and no one was online, i asked Sup Forums about an issue we were having, figuring there would be other guys in simular situations. It was this same thread.

Fixing social circle may work for people in their teens or mid 20s, once you've reached the age that you have a wife at- that's pretty much a done deal. You're stuck with what you have.

Read it again, maybe. See if you can figure out what I'm saying in response to what you said. This is called a "conversation" user.

>Read it again
It wasn't worth it the first time.

The only person on this thread who knows what he's talking about. I've been through this 3 times. Within 2 months after she finishes nursing the newest baby, we start fucking like when we first started dating again.