Prove you're white, Sup Forums

Prove you're white, Sup Forums.

I have to pick up my wife from Tyrone's house an hour from now

/bread

i really like mayonaise

respond to this post or your mother will die in her sleep tonight

GET

I don't chimp out and destroy my own neighborhood when a dindu nuffin gets his ass shot off the cops.

> GET
What are you, retarded? It's like you're not even trying to get quints.

Is there any /p/ fag here that can tell me how I can achieve such colors in my photos using Lightroom?

Quints get

Fuck.

Going to grandma's this weekend with my family. They've got the cutest rottweiler.

underrated.

All lives matter

All my children have the same mother and father and live with them both in the same home.

white people are so gross. Seriously, fix your garbage smell and look white people.

Can't. Am 25% victim.

set the phtoic vector lense angle to 'bright'. So, away from 'deep'. Really helps with the contrast

My brother/cousin and I fucked a piece of roadkill last night behind our mud shack.

I have a job

kek
>Q: Why do niggers lean to the center when they're ridin' the whip?
>A: They think the smell is coming from outside.
I agree with the look, though. Atrocious.

i re-do high fives when they arent good enough

My dance style consists of squatting, pointing, and clapping.

I have a wife, a job, a house, a car, I take care of my two daughters, I pay my bills...

I like hip-hop but can't say the lyrics in public

Fucket

credit score: 661

My wife allows me to have her peg me.

I know the alphabet see: Abcdefghjkiklmvneopzyx

That just sounds like you cucked some guy

Holy shit

I both gave and received a father's day card.

I've worked at the same place for 18 years.
>Please kill me.

My whole family comes from Russia.
Living in Germany rn.

>My wife lets me get fucked in the ass.
You sure you ain't in prison, nigga?

I actually enjoy the snow and I like the out-of-doors.

This your pic, OP?

I don't rap, rape, steal, play basketball and eat watermelon. Plus have a full-time job.

I don't watch porn, I shower every morning in cold water, I eat what is available in nature where I am and depending on the season, I live in France and my wife lives with me and pur children, also, whenever possible, I try to blame everything on (((them)))

I don't own a single bandanna or do-rag.

Maybe. Who's asking?

I am.
Anchorage?

Are North Africans niggers? They are classified as caucasians in the us lol

>caucasians
What a dumb ass label. Just as bad as "Hispanic". You know who made all these stupid labels? Whitey.

My credit score is 785
I own my house and car
and my car has insurance

I’m from the US... oh wait.

This isn't "Prove you're Mexican't".

shit, "not Mexican't".

>be me
>At club with the guys
>Hit it off with 8/10
>Going well, she's grabbing for my cock
>She's recieving the FingerBlaster9000™ With dual action thruster attachments.
>She asks me if I wanna go back to hers
>Drunkenly say I would have enough taxi fare home
>She says I can stay over
>I said that was irresponsible
Beat that nigwads. Not only am I white, I'm beta cuck white male

>FingerBlaster9000™ With dual action thruster attachments
Don't believe you.

But we're not black niggers for sure , our ethnic group (north african aka berbers) have nothing to do with subsaharian africans , we're more related to the Iberian peninsula than the subsaharian black countries. And the majority of our ethnic group are white/brown so we need to label ourselves.

Ugh fine, I didn't have the attachments....

Most white women aren't landwhales but thanks for playing and you won the golden retard urinal cake.

"my children" You twat

I know my dad

N

I'm pretty sure the other ethnicity on down the totem poll also has issues with this.

Oh I'm with you. I just think these broad-brush groups are bullshit. Have I ever met anyone from the Caucasus Mountains? Maybe. But in the US they're the majority, somehow. Applications for anything should just have your SSN (or similar) on it. The US census doesn't need to make up new groups just to skew their graphs. Well, I guess they do, for muh befefits.

I never mentioned a thing about a landwhale or a white woman.

Did I hit a nerve, user?

I sing YMCA during a New Years Party

>issues with car insurance
I know this.
>Captcha: What the fuck is this!?

Not user, but niggas only hit the fat chicks.

The only thing niggers should be hitting is the bottom of a six-feet hole, user.

Ha ha! Rock on Tommy!

No answer? I swear this is up by the airport.

>Captcha
Holy shit, I see it now. It's the back of a cement mixer. I thought is was some Robotech going on there.

Shit. First post and the negroes already win the thread.

I'm not white, I am slavic untermensh.

In an hour I'm having people over to make cocktails.

I don't live in the US, for those that do, is this real?

>falling for the slavic untermensch meme

don't do your race a disservice user

Okay, I am slavic ubermensh, whiter that 95% of earth population

Very. I think the first real instance of this was..what..the Watt's Riots in California back in the 60s? Then there was Rodney fucking King. But these days, it's literally a weekly fucking ordeal depending on what's been happening.

My wife and I are both college educated.
Our son has his Masters Degree, our daughter is in Grad School.
We sold our suburban home and bought a condo.
I despise entitlement people, rich or poor.

i'm south asian

>shill

probably white

asians

hispanics

jew

/thread

I'm not afraid to display my ignorance for all the world to see.

Kek

I'm Eastern European