/f1/ Formula 1 General - Guessing edition

>Countdown to Russia GP:
F1Countdown.com

>Session times in your time:
F1Calendar.com

>/f1/ Fantasy League:
FantasyGP.com
League Passcode: 9637387

>Season standings:
1. Sebastian Vettel 68 points
2. Lewis Hamilton 61 points
3. Valtteri Bottas 38 points
4. Kimi Räikkönen 34 points
5. Max Verstappen 25 points

>News:
boy injured at Fernando Alonso's karting track in critical condition after his own kart landed on his body

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NO MORE GUESSING GAMES

Four Mule Juan

Literally impossible

these haven't been solved/confirmed yet btw

Jo NY Her Bert

manlet that got btfo by alonso

£ 7 2 8, 8 8 2
7
2
8
,
8
8
2

for being a fucking mong and hurting himself.

WTF is wrong with people?

PROTIP: The correct way to deal with legless beggars:
i.4cdn.org/wsg/1492815598720.webm

Coffee Van Kneeheartkaabachink?

Get rid of these crappy guessing games

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based Ted

Rubens Barrichello

could have have left the instrument out and it would still have been easy desu

>Blond hair
>Merc
>2nd
Nico Rosberg?

...

this is easy

This is almost as bad as Reddit spam.

It's just so..... normie.

Disgusting.

fuck off back to reddi t with this shit

spotted the brainlets

was losing those legs part of his plan?

go post frogs on Sup Forums

spotted the redditors

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>only autistic mongols are playing this """game"""

>boy injured at Fernando Alonso's karting track in critical condition after his own kart landed on his body
when you try to cum in karts but kart came on you

it would be extremely lucrative

he's a big mong

for you

but seriously he's probably only 3 foot tall now

youtu.be/MqObJtGrKaA?t=3m37s

Anyone going to be here for the Indy race tomorrow

Well, either way, he lost both of his feet.

So what's the next part of his master plan?

If nobody answers this correctly Monger will have a racing career.

Florsch?

Either way, don't you dare let the little cripple have a racing career.

Cashing that check

WITH NO REFUNDS!

this is not the one where Alonso dies m8

damn

>boy injured at Fernando Alonso's karting track in critical condition after his own kart landed on his body


>Spanish kid tires to do a copycat Mong scam
>doesn't realise that Spanish people are all broke
>only gets $8.24

>Alonso can't give money because he would be admitting liability
well, he's fucked

>nobody is posting and I feel lonely
lemme fix that
>Nick is fat
>Lewlew is an nigger
>Verstappen best driver ever since "White" Choco Senna
>traction control should be allowed again
>Spa should be removed from calendar
>Floersch is ugly
>anime sucks
>schumacher sucks
>F1 doesn't suck

Source for the Alonso story?

reddit.com/r/formula1/comments/66xyn2/boy_injured_at_fernando_alonsos_circuit/

what are you even doing on reddit anyway?

>Reddit
blocked, dont post on my tumblr ever again

good for news on certain subjects

not an argument

stop looking on there

Here we see an example of a German cuckold commiting a blasphemous act in many online circles. In the coming minutes he will be shunned by his fellow mongolian basket weavers, for admitting to use Reddit is akin to being a faggot.

To distract from his failure to appease his peers the German cuckold will proceed to spread his wife's genes by allowing a subhuman coon to perform various sex acts upon her unusually willing body, only further antagonizing his online ICQ amputee insulting forum aquaintances.

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>satanic trips
>reddit
nice.

V8supercar and support categories today, all day, at based Phillip Island.

Schedule:
www.supercars.com/2017-wd-40-phillip-island-500-schedule-results/
>currently 9:25am

All day streams: (open in VLC)
motorsport-au.hopto.org:8080/
motorsport-eu.hopto.org:8080/
motorsport.hopto.org:8080/

V8 race stream: (should be online later, only during V8supercar race)
www.ustream.tv/channel/lowdidanon

>Bottas turns faster
>Hamilel catches on straights
Don't know if it's the setup or car, but Hamilton BTFO's Bottas in straights and only straights.
youtube.com/watch?v=sFx77CgBu58

>faster on a straight
It's setup

youtube.com/watch?v=z5rRZdiu1UE

Maybe, or maybe he's a shit carbabby that relies on few extra horsepower to get slightly better straight line speed.
If they do such videos in the future we can compare.

>Faster in the straights
>The only times that HAM made any significate
gains were in corners 5-7 and 11-12

Try this one guise

Filename related

Fucking served

fug did I ruin the threads again?

le classic McLaren livery

To be honest I'm trying to wean myself off here for a bit in-between races.

Can Ferrari stay competitive for the season against the mighty budgets of Mercedes and Red Bull?

Thanks la

ded

I'm sorry user

>ute race on
>tfw no v8 ute
>tfw you will never do skids while moving a fridge

Might as well just use public transport ;_;

You are gonna have a hard time moving a fridge on public transport

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>tfw no mana

Now I have to find the Nissan equivalent of Mana.

That has to be a pretty depressing existence.

no

I wanna drive a racecar! VROOM!

VROOM VROOOM!

>That has to be a pretty depressing existence.

Could be worse.

>tfw F1 cars no longer vroom
>tfw F1 cars blaaaaaaaaaa

It had been so long since you last did that.

She looks so qt in Japan.

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faurk

>in Japan

>studying to be a weeb in hopes of getting Fred back

It's more like

>Couldn't get any work despite begging on twitter and instagram
>People make fun of her because she was Alonso and she has to take the posts down
>Had a period of reflection/experimenting and finding herself where she may have drifted too far
>Goes back to where she started her career in Japan

Alonso couldn't handle an actual Japanese woman and would park his spaghetti pretty hard.

>open week drivers: tall, handsome, charming
>stock car drivers: ugly, autistic, manlet, fat
Is there a scientific explanation?

One is exclusively American, one is the rest of the world.

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Will Red Bulls B spec car be any good?

No.

B-spec + Canada engine is a possible good car.

So a Brit, a Spaniard, 3 Americans, and a Jap show up at a race.

Andretti's Indy 500 line-up in one photo.
Also Jack Harvey(the Brit) looks like he could take all these guys as if he didn't focus on being low weight.

What retard thinks that filter improves the picture?

I swear half the pictures of Sato are photo shopped to make him look smaller.

He looks like he has been stretched sideways in that one.

is anyone here an actual engineer or are you all uneducated meme-spouting mouthbreathers?

I have a Cray supercomputer and a 1/293 scale windtunnel made out of a desk fan and some toilet paper roll tubes.

post yfw mysterious indy 500 fatal crash

I have a packet of smokes and live in city that gets pretty windy.

I wanna hug rossi

I have a curtain that blows when I open the window, I contribute to Haas engineering Dept on this basis

>pic related

>Nando will never hold you tell and tell you to make big cummies
Why even live

I'm glad these bloody highfalutin "scientists" are starting to answer the real questions.

Only one month until Juan wins Indy