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>be me
>working in sonic
>6 months
>3 panic atks
>wondering how the fuck have I not gotten fired
>last week
>15 till closing
>asshole stoner comes through and order about 10 - 15 things
>trying to rush and get everything down
>fucking up with the first 4 sandwiches
>2 cheese burgers, 2 doubles, 2 jrs, family motz, large fry, large tots, french toast sticks, and a few other things
>literally the only cook
>>fucking up
>tell my manager I can't handle it and I'm about to panic
>she is yelling at me
>Tell her I can't tale the yelling and am about to freak out
>tells me to clock out
>30 minutes later
>leaving
>sitting in the car with my mother
>I let out my panic atk
>my mom tells me to quit and agrees that this place is too much for me to handle

SERIOUSLY If you're going through the god damn drive through at closing time, PLEASE get something small. We are cleaning up. I quit and am going to look for another job ASAP.

WIll do

damn, dude, you fucking suck. first of all, nobody gives a shit about a fast food job. you're literally working a slave wage for fat people's gluttony. second of all, you're having anxiety over a job that NOBODY gives a fuck about -- meaning you're the epitome of a complete loser.

Oh? Then tell us about your job user.
If it wasn't for fast food workers and other places to eat, you'd have no place to eat when you're out. So don't give me that shit. For all you know 1/2 the sandwiches you've received have been fucked up cause you're a piece of shit to the people that make it.

So fuck you.

>be me delivery driver
>night time
>called five minutes before close so I have to deliver after hours
>can't find house
>call number on ticket
>doesn't answer
>get back to store to do a shit ton of dishes
>they call store and bitch
>I get on phone and ask for directions
>get told "your obviously not from here"
>get given directions that didn't help
>ask if they have house number or porch light
>get bitched at more
>finally get coherent directions to these cunts by calling another driver who was at home
>exit car, can smell cat piss from the street
>get to house and knock
>wait 5 minutes
>350+lb guy in boxers opens door stench intensifies
>pays without tip
>was cooking other food on top of the 4 pizzas they ordered
Delivery driving drove my drug use to overdrive that is pretty much how 80% of the deliveries were.

He has a point.

You work at your own pace. Its fast food man. Manager knows you the only cook, just do shit right at your pace-doesnt fire you because who wants to do more work in training another fucker? Plus you all know they came in right before closing.

Gotta learn to take a deep breath and relax and just go with it. You get fired or not, you fuck up or not. Either way how does stressing help?

Damn dude if you can't fucking make it working at sonic(a job for teenagers practically) then I have some bad news for you about how hard real work is haha

I can't handle that much at once. If it's simple public, then yeah.Like at my hobby shop. I was able to help this lady out get everything for her son and she kept asking me questions. That's the type of shit I wanna do

I can't seem to find a job that isn't fast food. I just want something that I don't have to do so much with people. I'm not anti-social, I'm just not able to handle something like that

>be OP
>so dysfunctional that i cant even handle the lowest level of jobs
>probably gonna get nominated for a supreme court position by trump sometime soon

Well you gotta learn, and only way to do that is by being uncomfortable, not quitting.

Line cook is high stress shit, OP might be better suited working low mental stress manual labor type gig, or taking care of the disabled.

>I don't know what it's like to be a line-cook
>I've never worked a day in my life
>I make fun of people who have had it hard
>>Be user
>>fill out bullshit gov document that allows you to get autism bucks
>>GOV knows he's full of shit
>>gets money anyways
>>user lives off the gov eating durritos and drinking MT Dew
>>user is a piece of shit

I'm sick of working in food. That's all I've ever had and I need something I don't have to come home smelling like god damn grease.

this

>"dont know what its like to be a line cook"
>implying youre the only person to ever be a teenager
>being this new

The difference is the rest of us matured enough to move on to skilled jobs, friend.

>be me
>get warehouse job at ups
>work there for nearly two years
>see no shortage of fucked up crazy shit, like finding out I helped hauled a cadaver in a plastic drum, probably a child
>someone accidentally broke open bear mace so the entire building had to be evacuated 4th of july(I worked graveyard)
>A head supervisor gt shitcanned for sending a dick pic to an employee, and was the only competent motherfucker in the operation.
>ended up quitting since my body couldn't take it, and got a better paying job taking care of the disabled

I've not been able to keep a job. I'm 25, I'm trying to find something that doesn't drive me insane in the first 2 months and have a break down and I know, a lot of anons would say "then get some help!" But you know america by now, it's not that easy when you have no money

Heres a couples of questions i used to get at subway

>"which cheese is the one that melts?"

>"is the ham pork?"

>"whats the name of cheese that has holes in it?"
Note that sometimes the swiss didnt have holes in it so sometimes when customers asked for it and i grabbed it they would have a temper tantrum because it didnt have hokes and therefore was not swiss


I have a kind of long story about a customer whos sandwiches would literally take 2 hours to make if anyone is interested in that

okay im interested, how the fuck does a god damned sammich take two hours to make?

Mildly interested

Okay hold on to your panties then while i type it our for ya

go on

Wow you're sad, fast food isn't the only place you can eat while you're out. I haven't eaten fast food in 5 years and some months (last time was my 18th birthday when I got drunk and we had taco Bell). But because it's a job no one cares about it's also a job you shouldn't care about. No need to get anxious, just say fuck it it's good enough. The jobs will be gone soon anyways.

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I agree that it's not a job you should care about but if it's the only thing supporting your life you HAVE to care.

That's fuckin impressive to post that many times

>SERIOUSLY If you're going through the god damn drive through at closing time, PLEASE get something small. We are cleaning up.

lol fuck off, if you're open you're serving whatever the fuck I want you to make for me. If you can't handle it close an hour earlier and stop your crying.

Don't get it, is there no story about a 2 hour sub?

>I'm this self-entitled
fuck off asshole

he said to hold onto your panties

yes

>>I'm this self-entitled

Entitled because I want you to do your job... LOL.

Typical whiny cunt of the 2010s.

Oh i thought you were the same cunt

but that's obviously not true

I don't know, numbers don't lie

>middle aged indian man comes in
>immediatly starts going into long story telling about how he needs his sandwich made also whike slipping off track and talking about other random bullshit.
>his main thing is "i have a sensitive stomach so i need my sandwich made the way i say"
>tells me to take the temperature of the tuna.
>if its over 34 degrees he cant eat it
>says "put it in the freezer under the vent and ill come back later"
>oh god this is gonna be a long night
>he comes back and the tuna is basically frozen...he insists its ok and to use it
>struggle scooping it out
>he wants me to spread it
>how am i supposed to spread a fucking solid!?
>do my best. He keeps saying "lumps effect my stomach you have to make sure theyre all gone"
>by now its already been 20 minutes
>i get it the way he wants and then he says "now toast it for 10 seconds"

>wtf was the point of even freezing!?!?!?

>the veggies go by somewhat fast
>"now leave the sandwich there while we pick out which cookie is the freshest"
>oh god
>im already fed up and even trying to be rude to him but its clear hes all weird and doesnt notice my obvious rudeness and is praising me for doing so well
>"now which cookie do you think is the freshest here?"
>"i cooked them all myself at the same time actually"
> didnt see to understand and just ignored me and made me pick out a cookie to only tell me it wasnt that one...refused to tell me whuch one he wanted and just kept me on a guessing game
>pick out the cookie
>"now put my sandwich in the over for 10 more seconds"
>remove sandwich from oven and pick up a knife to close it
>"NOT THAT ONE! USE THE ONE WITH THE RED HANDLE"
>wtf does the color of the handle have tp do with the quality of.your fucking sandwich????? Im literally shaking

>give him his sandwich and hes persistant to keep talking and talking
>kept asking what race i was
>"are you german?"
>"im actually russian sir"

Cont

you don't get it then. Sure, I don't mind doing the job, it's the fact that some asshole has to fuck everything up. Just cause we are opened doesn't mean you should come through and order EVERYTHING on the menu. I get it, you don't give a shit about anyone but yourself. And don't say you do because if you did, you would be sitting there agreeing to some degree.

Man, you're a fucking faggot, the people making your shit don't determine the hours, the Manager decides the hours, and because Manager's do stupid shit like giving their friends free 3 course meals every sunday they stay open longer to make bank.

>>are you german
>>no i'm russian
What have you done

>at work today
>co worker and I talking about our girlfriends
>his gf lives/goes to school in Vegas (we live in Washington)
>say I wouldn't trust a girl in a long distance relationship especially in Vegas
>he says she is A sexual and doesn't like sex
>I say that is boring
>he says he likes having a relationship that isn't based on sex
>I say my relationship isn't based on sex but I still enjoy having it
>he says it's fine I have 2 hands

Is this poor guy getting cucked and he doesn't even realize it? Something tells me his pink hair dyed "A sexual" gf is getting fucked constantly by college guys and he is just an emotional crutch she keeps around to make her feel impowered. Feelsbad what you guys think?

He's Russian around making sandwiches, user.

You don't mind doing your job, except for the job part... lol

And I'm the entitled one. You're clueless.

No shit the manager makes the hours. And that's why you shut the fuck up and do your job instead of bitching, or you quit. Calling a customer an entitled faggot because he ORDERED FOOD DURING BUSINESS HOURS is beyond retarded, but expected from this generation of little shits. You're a joke.

No deal faggot, if you're open, you're open.

No you dipshit. When you're the only fucking person there, doing the 1 fucking job, we are 20 minutes from closing, just don't go insane is all I'm asking. We have a god damn family too

Try to fuck her and see what happens.

What a horrible fast food employee, and moreover, horrible failure as a person to be unqualified as a fast food employee.

>Working at mcds
>Cooking the pink meet patties for all you fat ppl
>Hot ass manager with tight huge ass and perky tits but still skinny and not fat, asks me to clean the fridge
>We are known for flirting and she knows I check her out all the time.
>I clean the fridge dont complain it my job
>tight space unable to move
>Manager passes by and rubs her HUGE TITS against me on purpose
>Moans gently in a feminine way
>ouhh fuck. Bitch is getting me horny
>I keep cleaning the fridge
>Carry patty box containing shit ton of meet.
>Hot female manager chick passes by and I try to rub against her by "accident"
>Drop all patties and get scorned she knew what I was doing.
much regret.

You're obviously not from around there.

Depends on looks and depends on how gullible he is. If he seriously thinks she's not fucking someone else, then he's an idiot.

>I didn't read the thread

>he finally shuts up and i walk away
>he stands at the counter for another 15 mins clapping his hands in rythem and wiping his napkins back and forth on his bag before hes able to walk out the door.


This guy clearly has some severe OCD. Which maybe i could have dealt with had he said so but instead he was in clear denial and saying he would get sick if the sandwich wasnt made his way.


Everyone hated it when he came in.
We would all run to the back and literally hide if we say him coming but some days we were stuck serving him.
One day i was stuck serving him again and i lied about the temps saying the were what he wanted.
He came back like 2 days later and even as a test i said "so how was your sandwich?" He said it was fine.
Of course i wasnt suprised that this crazy asshole didnt have any stomach problems clearly..


Though luckily we finally got him to leave for good.
A co worker of ours was leaving and even our manager at this point didnt give a fuck how we treated this guy so my coworker who was leaving just went to town on him and talking shit right to his face and makong the sandwich his way even though the guy was like "wait, wait you forgot to do this" it was the best thing i ever saw.

He tried yelling for the manager over the counter and my manager was like "oh im sorry i cant hear you im busy"

They just really attacked this guy and even worse was he was just taking it.
Any normal customer would have stormed out but this guy just took the shit talk and tried to talk back but it just made us all laugh because since he wasnt great at english his insults came out pretty funny.
Then he just sat in the lobby eating his sandwich all grumpy

>working on surface at a mine for summer job during college
>working with this total retard dweeb same age
>supervisor tells him to go fill up the truck with fuel at the onsite fuel station
>should take maybe 15 minutes
>hour later he comes walking back saying the truck broke down
>mechanic fucks with it for a few minutes
>disconnects the fuel line from the engine
>"well, found your problem"
dipfuck put in regular gasoline instead of diesel. in his defense, it should have been part of the task training but wasnt. but cmon really...?!

>Be Me
>Whiteboi
>Work at postal company
>There be a lot-o-negros there
>One negro be my boss
>I'm just loading trucks
>Boss yells for me
>Ignore him
>He's persistent
>Get annoyed
>He continues
>Frustrated
>I yell, "Whatcha want nigger?!?!"
>Oh shit
>Boss has straightest face ever
>What have I done
>Boss bursts out in laughter
>*nervous laughter intensifies*
>He tells me to go help other negros who are behind, continues to laugh while walking away
>Mfw.jpeg

I understand how hard it might seem at times, but what you've got to understand is that you're in control of your own frame. In an ideal situation your manager would actually HELP to keep you under control, so that you can do your job efficiently. But from what you're saying, you might need to be the one that steps up to the plate. Take control of the situation. Do your job and fucking dismiss whatever BULLSHIT any other cunt demands you do. If it isn't helping your situation, right here, right now, in this moment, then tell them to get fucked (not literally, just use that frame of mind).

Also, I'd definitely recommend seeing a social worker/psychologist or at the very least your general practitioner. They can provide you with extremely useful tools to cope with managing your own personal situation.

Look dude, you're employed there so you do everything within the scope of your responsibilities with no complaining until your shift is over. If you don't like it, quit, which you did. Congratz. If you sign up for a shitty job, it's going to be shitty.

I don't know about you, but I was a shift leader at a Jack in the Box and when lucnh time was around, I loved it. The rush and the busy shit made time fast. That and I was put to be the sandwich maker and that was fun. Better than taking orders and arguing with people. That's for sure.
Either way OP sounds like a fag for sperging out like an autist.

As someone who also has anxiety and panic attacks and works in fast food, lemme just say that you truely are a pussy.

Ive had costumers come in minutes before closing and granted i get pissed off i dont have panic attacks.
Try making and packing 30 sandwiches in a 10 minutes because some fat fucking cunt decides she wants a party platter on the spot.

Or dealing with spic customers calling you white trash to your face simply because they had an expired coupon.


Or heres a doozy. How about dealing with your boss physically abusing you when no ones looking and constantly calling you stupid and then trying to sexually abuse you on top of that?

Grow the fuck up...of you think your little sonic job was hard you got another thing coming

edgy

>How about dealing with your boss physically abusing you when no ones looking and constantly calling you stupid and then trying to sexually abuse you on top of that?

wtf greentext for this?

>Dipfuck
thank you for this new insult

your boss actually sounds cool

my boss did help me after a moment of realizing that, as of one of the most loyal employees there, she did the work.

No, I took it as long as I could, but the fact that she was yelling at me and I was trying to read the screen at the same time and dropping everything fucked me up

Honestly? I don't care if I'm a pussy user. At least I know my strengths and weaknesses are. I'm not built for fast food, and when I tell a manager I know food what I mean is, that I COOK food, I don't do fast food. I take my time and make sure it's cooked nicely.

and can you project any harder.

You must be an idiot for working there get a camera and sue the fuck out him and get rich or be a dumb fuck.

>Ive had costumers come in minutes before closing and granted i get pissed off i dont have panic attacks.
Yeah, they're trying to outlaw masks now. It's a different world.

Ugh i honestly would rather not.
I dealt with it for 4 years and i finally reached my breaking point and i quit in november. Im just happy im out of there.

I worked line for several music festivals and fairs, shit was pretty brutal. Me and my buddy who worked with me at a festival would literally dance just so our feet would stop hurting during our 12 hour shifts.

>im not built for fast food

Then why the fuck did you work there??

Also even at normal restaurants there is no "taking your time".

What fucking planet are you from?

Its illegal in my state to record someone without their permission

You dont think i already looked into all that shit?

You’re just projecting. Asexuality is a pretty frequent thing. You’ve been on here too long m8. You think every scenario is game for cuckholding

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The manager doesn't determine store hours. Just who is working them.

OP you are definitely a beta cuck. Get a job handling other tards and autists like yourself.